It's always important to remember that you shouldn't try everything you see on the internet. If I had blindly tried everything I had seen online, without a doubt, I'd be all alone inhabiting a prison cell somewhere.
It's just a good idea to take everything you see online or in real life with a grain of salt, and you shouldn't need a disclaimer stamped on everything to realize this. Well, this guy would probably jump off a bridge if you told him to, and, after a solid session doom-scrolling TikTok while his overworked girlfriend prepped dinner, Don Draper here decided it would be an excellent time to try a new relationship trend that he had seen. It turns out his girlfriend was just one slight away from literally dropping everything and walking out, and as soon as he uttered the word "b*tch," he was destined, right there and then, to stew in Ragú and sadness.
This guy is the reason why we need to have warning labels and disclaimers before everything. It's no small wonder that, at this point, we don't have basketballs that have "WARNING: Bounces" stamped all over them.
Scroll on to read this saucy tale which bred unfortunate results.
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