Years ago, when cigarettes were starting to phase out and people no longer had interest in smoking, someone made a sneaky little device that you could store in your pocket that micro-combusted liquid tobacco juice to create the most convenient smoking experience of all time: The Vape. Now, when you smoke, you can avoid that ashy, burnt smell following you around all day. Instead you smell like unicorn farts and strawberry champagne.
With billowing clouds of dense, foamy smoke seeming through the cracks in their car windows, it's a miracle they can even see out the front. Not only that, but people who vape also do sweet tricks with their dense smoke exhalation.
Have you ever seen a tiny tornado on a coffee table? Now you can. Have you ever seen a smoke ring in a smoke ring? Now you have. Before 2012, people all over the country named Kevin or Kyle had nothing in common, but now, they're all representing the vape nation. That's so sick, bro.
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