Kids aren't exactly smart people. Thank goodness for child labor laws, because if we had to deal with child coworkers, it would be a mess. Imagine having to wait for a fourth grader to finish figuring out the copier. HR would be packed full of "stop hitting yourself" cases. The break room would be covered in candy wrappers. And good luck finding fresh air, cause toddlers these days smoke up to three packs a day.
It's a good thing we send these people to school for a decade and a half, cause there are few places where they could be welcome or useful. They can't sit still, and good thing they're considered dependents, because they can't be bothered to do their taxes. You can't even leave a 9 year old alone with a bucket of paint before he comes back blue.
Anyway, here's more stupid proof that kids are almost another species.
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