Most days we manage to fly under the radar of the universe. A good day is when nothing catastrophically bad happens or when no one puts your name on a billboard and calls you an "ass bastard sack of crap." But that's just most days. There are some days when the universe finds us. And like a magnet for ridicule, we are told in no uncertain terms by the world that we suck.
And no one is immune to the scathing, red hyper-critical eye of life itself. Your just desserts could come in the form of a fly in your soup. A toilet through your windshield. An uncatchable nude man covered in grease coming to ruin your barbeque. But very often, it's a personalized sign telling everyone that you're not allowed to have ice cream. And that stings.
Here are some more humorously absurd times people and things got singled out.
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