There comes a day in any responsible grown up's life when you realize that you're gonna have to schedule a colonoscopy. It's understandable why the procedure is so widely resisted, but from what we've heard, the camera itself is pretty small. It's not just a Go Pro duct taped to a rake.
@SunshineJarboly went and did the adult thing by scheduling a colonoscopy, but what he didn't account for was the appearance of the quizzically named "Dr. Flemjeans." No, it's not exactly normal to have a name that sounds like sneezed-in pants, and that was a cause for alarm in the mind of our protagonist.
The possibilities seemed endless in the mind of this writer, to the point that he was seriously wondering if a colonoscopic misstep could send him to the hospital, needing the jaws of life on the promise that he could one day poop again. At least, by the end of this whole venture, the guy seemed proud of himself.
For another intriguing set of tweets about interestingly named doctors, here's the thread on Dr. Royal H Burpee, the actually real inventor of burpees.
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