If you were walking down the street and you saw a sign that said "Warning, Bone Reavers" what would your first thought be? Sure, it might be "what's a bone reaver?" Well one can safely assume that whatever it is, it reaves bones. And guess what baby, you're full of bones. Assuming your bones haven't been reaved yet, your next thought might be "maybe we should leave." And that's a terrific thought to have. One that you may not have had if a good samaritan hadn't risked their own bone-reavement in order to put up this handy sign. So let's take a moment and thank the very real and very creepy signs that warn us of things like electricity and falling snakes on a daily basis.
Sure, some creepy signs can ruin the mood, but reading a sign that says "beware of flaming sinkhole" is a whole lot more convenient than falling into one and having all of your clothes burned off while your crush watches and laughs. Just kidding, you'd probably just burn to death. Anyway, the lesson is that we all have something to gain from terrifying signs that speak the language of fear.
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