Monday, February 15, 2021

Tumblr Thread: Closest Things Earth Has To Eldritch Abomination Gods


Uh, let's not forget about this Eldritch abomination from that recent story about a good old fashioned livestock drama. Alright, that being said the Sun really is a deadly laser. Yikes. Fear the old gods, indeed. 

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Text - gayarsonist Follow the closest things on earth we have to old eldritch abomination gods are the sun, the ocean and nuclear radiation @ michaelshelleys the sun: unfathomably ancient, here before all of us and will outlive us all by billions of years its light is so strong that prolonged exposure can burn or blind you even from millions of miles away once worshipped as a god by various religions and cults who made sacrifices to appease it will eventually expand as it burns out and dies and

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Text - the ocean: an enormous, singular mass that's constantly heaving and tossing its bulk against the land we build our homes on and gradually 'eating away' at it also extremely old and likely to outlast any of our lifespans countless people, ships and even entire landmasses have vanished into its depths, never to be seen or heard from again so vast and dangerous that it's still mostly uncharted, and less is known about its deepest areas to us than our solar system full of teeth and tentacles

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Text - also worshipped as a god in the past and often characterized in myths and legends as an vengeful, merciless entity those who sail on it tend to be deeply superstitious and respect its power with a reverence bordering on awe a single strike from the superstorms it brews on a regular basis can devastate vast areas of civilization will eventually rise and consume us nuclear radiation: emits invisible rays of energy can rip straight through your body with zero resistance, causing long-term an

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Text - cannot be completely blocked out, only 'shielded' by thick barriers of lead and concrete radioactive waste is so toxic that it's buried deep underground and/or entombed within a 'sarcophagus' of multiple layers of shielding to prevent it from escaping and infecting the ground we grow and raise our food on, the water we drink and the air we breathe areas where it has escaped or been set loose and leaked into its surroundings are evacuated and abandoned for hundreds of miles, and anything t

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Text - also capable of outlasting us by many centuries, to the point that people have considered setting up intimidating architecture and writing unsettling cryptic messages to warn future generations not to seek out or disturb it in areas it is concentrated in that sound like biblical accounts of our smiting at the hands of a malevolent god volatile and unpredictable, most accidents that have occurred while handling it are a result of a combination of our lack of knowledge about its abilities a

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Text - made out of a cataclysmic wound to our home planet remembers all the secrets Earth itself has forgotten half of it is completely hidden from Earth. No human being saw the dark side of the moon till 1959. No one saw it in person till 1968. fourteen days of night way bigger than it should be hosts the (current) largest confirmed crater in the entire solar system one time we went there and danced around on it and it did not eat us which was very nice of it thank you moon 23,598 notes

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