Thursday, February 4, 2021

Puns of Varying Quality and Clevertude


Puns are a sometimes food, and you never know when one is gonna hit you directly in the pun-zone. Here's a puddle of puns to roll around in and get all sopping with wordplay. For even more cleverness, here's a bunch of dad jokes that go father than ever before. The puns never end and it's a problem.

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Font - The Dad O THE DAD @thedad Dolphin baby: how did you and mom meet Dolphin dad: we met in school Dolphin mom: don't Dolphin dad: and we just clicked

2.

Bicycle - rogeyroo: sashimi rolling, they hating

3.

Clothing - I'm reading a book about anti gravity. Is it any good? I can't put it down

4.

Head - Nice to meet you. I'm Amanda Lori-Anne. ...Um So am I.

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Musical instrument - I wanted to be more popular, so I made myself a fan club.

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Shelf - Leo Xander @STALLEON so i'm at the stock market right GLUG Salel 299 299 21 300 FIWANTON Brott Broth Broth Broth Broth Vepetebe Cooking So Beel Cooking Stock C CockngStack 9889 3 VALUE SIZE/48 VALUESIZE 48 Broth Broth Broth Bi Chicken Broth Chicken Broth Chicken Broth Chicken Beoth 3. Salel 2300 48 500 VALUE SIZ VALUE SIZE 48 COOKING .COOKING ORGANIC STOCK | STOCK Broth Br (CHICKEN: ICHICKEN Chicken Brock Chicken Chicken cookig Sce Cooking tockoe Chlcken Cooking Stock RStock Chicken Brot

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Photograph - ALPHABEТ

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Amber - A few of these bad boys and suddenly you're on a whole new level

9.

Marine invertebrates - How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Water - "The perfect boat name doesn't exi... That's what sea said

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Ecoregion - ORIGINAL IMAGE CROPPED IMAGE ILLUSE A LESS GRAINY PHOTO NEXT TIME

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Forehead - People be tripping that 2021 is pronounced 2020 won, but they don't realize that 2022 is 2020 too. Openi PEn Man Tot-The M-Sal

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Glasses - YEAH IF.YOU.COULD JUST REHYDRATE THOSE RAISINS THAT WOULD BE GRAPES

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Clothing - .and a side of hummus, please. Hi, I'm responding to reports of a possible hummus side in the area.

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Cartoon - Me: Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Dad: We arson

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Nose - kaijuno Follow Wanna see the stupidest thing that made me laugh today kaijuno Follow Pelvis

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Joint - *Going to the doctor these days for a regular checkup* Secretary: Have you been experiencing... THE SYMPTONAS made with mematic

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Jeans - Bank: and why do you think you're suited for the job of branch manager? Me:

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Hairstyle - Cheese knives are good But they could be grater

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Tire

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Snow - Eddie Stobart Eddie Stobart.com Delivering Sustainable Distributiom O Like Comment E 18 Have you got the full video i can only see the trailer Just now Like Reply

22.

Product - This is Rami Malek. Rami stars in the show, "Mr. Robot" Rami is a genius and he doesn't miss a thing. Nothing gets PASTRAMI WITH UP TO 15% OF A CURING A FLAVORING SOLUTION 97% FAT FREE NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS Fresh PACK NET WT 80Z (226 g) 44500 97753

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Forehead - WINNER OF THE NO BELLE PRIZE

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Product - Google tell me the formula for nitrogen oxide Q Al | Images O Maps D Videos News NO Google tell me the formula for sodium hypobromite Q Al Images O News O videos O Shopping NaBrO Google tell me the formula for sodium hydride Q ll O Images O Videos 回 News O Shopping NaH So, thanks, thanks for nothing.

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Dog - When you're running low on space but your pup gives your computer a megabite

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