Wednesday, February 17, 2021

Ominous Signs That Mean Serious Business


Hazards abound, and with them creepy signs that make their message clear. Sure it might seem gauche for a sign to literally tell you "lions eat people and you are people" but the real issue is why that sign needs to be there in the first place. Someone was probably being people way too close to the lions. The abundant threats of the world make it necessary to have spooky signs that are too dang scary.

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Nature reserve - WARNING A Passage beyond this point is extremely dangerous. No trespassing on dams and mid-river ledges. WHEN HORN SOUNDS, WATER WILL RISE IMMEDIATELY. a at u

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Nature reserve - A WARNING A FLYING DRONE CAMERAS MAY CAUSE BEE ATTACKS

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Signage - ELECTRIC SHOCK HAZARD RISK SWIM AT YOUR OWN RISK

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Text - Ski su SALT LAKE THE MOUNTAINS WILL BE JUST AS COLD AND LONELY TONIGHT AS THEY WERE 200 YEARS AGO. DO NOT SKI ALONE.

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Bird - AGGRESSIVE GEESE KEEP WALKING

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BEWARE OF MONKEYS KEEP ALL DOORS & WINDOWS CLOSED

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Tree - LOST PISTOL PLEASE INJO TURN POLICE /SHERIFF

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Automotive exterior - Make Sure Fan is ON When Oven is on OR YOU WILL EDIE

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Household thermometer - PIGEON OF TERING ROO BEWARE ROOM

10. "Stealing copper steals your life"

Text - RUBARE IL RAME TI RUBA LA VITA.

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Sign - STOP 4-WAY AIRCRAFT DOES NOT STOP

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Text - No posis la ma dins l'aigual Hi neden peixos carnívors i els encanta tot el que està fet de carn. Per a ells, la teva ma és com una familia de cinc cucs apetitosos. INo metas la mano en el agual Aqui nadan peces carnivoros y les encanta todo lo que está hecho de carne. Para ellos, tu mano es como una familia de cinco apetitosos gusanos. Don't put your hand in the water! There are carnivorous fish swimming about in it and they love anything made of fiesh. To them your hand looks just like

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Nature reserve - BRAEEATI. Dangerous after sunset. 警告! E! Warning ! 近年、山では、命にかかわる重大事故が発生しています。 In recent years, fatal accidents in the mountains are reported. 日没時間が早くなっています。 特に10月~1月は17時前後には暗くなります。 The sun will set earlier, In OctJan. it will be DARK around 17:O. 太岳山(現在地)からの所要時間 From Mt.Otake(Here) 1.鋸尾根~奥多摩コース Okutama Sta, via Nokogiri Ridge 約4時間 Approx, 4 hours 2.馬頭刈尾根コース Mazukari Ridge Route 約4時間 Approx 4 hours 行程には十分ご注意下さい。 Please be careful and plan accordingly. ライトはお持ちですか? Do you have a Fl

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Wood - WASPS ARE PRESENT & DANGEROUS

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Winter - NOTHERN BEAR ALERT WHEN FLASHING

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Signage - CAUTION Support A YOU ARE TRAVELING BLOOD ALLEY ONE OF MISSOURI'S DEADLIEST HIGHWAYS Safer 21 PROGRESS AS PROMISED ??

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Sign - NO UNAUTHORISED ACCESS 415V ACID LASER IN EMERGENCY TELEPHONE 0800-0-

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Billboard - Gotting drunk is never aп excuse. She's your daughter. Not your date. We're calling Incest out. 1-850-681-2111 refugehouse.coD Refuge House Hgrhe Volenee LAMAR

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Mountainous landforms

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Text - PleaSE Stay the MAIN TraiL ON MANY OMATKE. GYAVES NO MOprd NO DITBILT DiFTBikT Motoreyelk ON Leash KEEP Dog

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Land vehicle - WARNING "DEATH ROW YOU! 12 FATALITIES 7 IN PAST 2 YRS 207 ACCIDENTS 16 IN ONE HOUR SOUTH AMBOY ROTARV TMUN

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Chain-link fencing - WARNING GUARD DOGS INTRUDERS REMAINS WILL BE PROSECUTED

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Signage - Warning roops training Do not touch any military debris. It may explode and kill you

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Tree - CAUTION ! DO NOT GET OUT OF THE CAMPSITE ANIMAL MAY ATTACT HUMAN BEING

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Water - PARKING AREA FLOODS

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