Thursday, January 14, 2021

Technically Accurate Moments That Are Hard To Argue With


Why should we be so obsessed with being completely factually accurate when being technically accurate is at least half as good? These technically accurate moments that aren't exactly wrong serve as a guide for what we can get away with saying without being totally inaccurate. Sure, it might completely miss the point and make you look like an idiot, but you'll still be right in your own, little way.

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Text - bundyspooks 1970s: Satanic cult attempt to "possess" a car. hellotailor isn't it sort of easy to possess a car. like, you just inhabit it physically and then make it do whatever you want.

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Text - My competitors think im just some cocktail server from dallas BRI, 24 COCKTAIL SERVER DALLAS, TX

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Text - Jon Erlichman O @JonErlichm.. · 4h Breaking: Google buys Fitbit for $2.1 billion 76 t7 914 2,599 Maitrey Jukar @EmptyJayy Replying to @JonErlichman Oh. Bad deal. I bought mine for $69.95.

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Text - Kabiyesi, The King @ImranSZN Performed some experiments yesterday and discovered that Fertility is Hereditary. So If your parents didn't have children, chances are, you won't either O 10:41 · 09/01/2021 · Twitter for Android

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Chin - Can I see pictures of people who have their tv built into the wall. Thank you 34 250 answers Like Answer Alan Mooney No problem

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World - That's going to look stupid in 60 million years

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Circle - n ter y PoL Hape. BEBO MUBEU-LVRO eyesopenkattniss: hpstuffs: "A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie." a big part of the story is lost when you cut a fucking circle out of it

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Retail - OVER SEVEN CAUSTOMERS SERVED SINCE 1998

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Text - I got vaccinated as a kid. As a result, I'm now starting to gray and bald. My balding got so bad I had to shave my head. I've also gained weight. Because of vaccines I have started aging instead of dying as a baby.

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Motor vehicle - TOPSHOP Waterloo please The station? Well I'm a bit fucking late for O4 NKL the battle

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Finger - A Surgeon A Plastic Surgeon

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Text - standard thursday eric @ericisajoke I was wondering if spider-man's spider sense is based on an actual thing spiders can do so I googled "can spiders sense danger" and the national wildlife federation treated me like the dumbass I am National Wildlife Federation's NWF.ORG TOPICS Q BLOG Spider Sense Spiderman is able to sense danger lurking near, the warning signal coming as a pain in his head that varies with the intensity of the threat. Spiders can detect danger coming their way with an

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Nature - How different elements produce different colored firewors... Barium Caesium Magnesium Sodium Uranium Copper

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Shoulder - the priory of the hązęł tree @cisgenderhaver yet another unrealistic body standard for women

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Text - kya? @bohatconfusion My friend once messaged me and said, 'When you sit on a toilet, you're connecting your butthole to a city wide network of connected buttholes' how do i unthink this >

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Wall - JAKEDO MAN FEARS No PICKP OCKET!

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Text - 9) Write a number with a I in the hundreds place. G66 10) Write a number with a 6 in the tens place. 222 11) Write a number with a 2 in the ones place. 333 12) Write a number with a 3 in the hundreds place. The Teacher Listen here, you little shit

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Text - 山 How would you write "I changed a light bulb" on your resume? wasaka Single-handedly managed the suc- cessful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents.

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Text - David Hughes Following @david8hughes If you're ever hiking in the woods and you get lost, just look up and find the brightest star in the sky and you'll know which way space is. 11:13 AM - 5 Mar 2019 345 Retweets 1,641 Likes 10 t7 345 1.6K

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Text - Alice places a prepared slide on her microscope, but when she looks into it, she can't see anything. Suggest one reason why not. She is blind.

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Fluid - 3.09 @ 3 al 66 Bag of coke $10 Listed 11 hours ago in Moorhead, MN Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Motor vehicle - The Republican. WHERE THE NEWS HITS HOME Olaba

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Organism - They don't know I named myself

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Mode of transport - r/stupidquestions 191d If a coconut has hair and produces milk why is it not considered a mammal? 56 1 Share 14 Cuz it grows on a tree 10 191d So do squirrels 26 r/Angryupvote Ltade with mematic T

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Blue - She: what's wrong? Me: BREAKING NEWS LIVE Every "c" in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differentlyONN E19 PM PT CUOHO PE TIHE

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Head - C @ 56% 4 6:25 PM Could I request a picture edit please. Could the phone be removed and his hand be holding me instead? Metro by T-Mobile LTE Thanks ERICA Be the first to answer this question Answer O Like Julius Pleasant Jr FICA 11 Like Reply

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