Wednesday, January 13, 2021

Retail Memes For The Customer-Weary


Tyrannical managers, dull coworkers and entitled customers. That's what anyone who's worked retail will tell you is their experience, day in, day out. Many of us will work in a store or restaurant at some point, and there's not much to do but battle through the daily grind and look at retail memes to dull the pain. For a fun story, here's an entitled customer who expected a store to stay open late just for them.

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Cheek - RETAIL WORKERS ARE LIKE YOU CAN'T HURT MY FEELINGS IF I'M ALREADY DEAD INSIDES peni ri-Sat imgflip.com

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Facial hair - People that have never worked retail during the holiday season You do not know pain. You do not know fear. Retail during the holiday season

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Lip - A customer telling me that they want Me demanding a a refund receipt

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Text - Ку @_kylandia someone said that your customer service voice is just baby talk for boomers and i can't get over that 3:12 PM · 12/2/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - AGAR and 99 Others @Utterly_Black Working in retail was wild, people just tell you things about their personal life and you just stand there... Not knowin' how to respond to "I'm going to a funeral" or "I'm getting a divorce" like that sucks... $13.48 is your total. >

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Text - I cannot tell you how many customers try to walk out these doors FIRE EXIT THIS ENTRANCE FIRE EXIT THIS ENTRANCE SOLO SALIDA DE INCENDIOS THS IS FIRE EXIT! ENTRANCE IS CLOSED IS ONLY CLOSED ONLY CLOSED LA ALARMA SONARA Please use entrance ather Please use other entrance Alarm Will Sound Alarm Will Sound

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Text - stephanie france @Stephfrancex Said "sorry for the wait" to customer today and she turned around and said "no you're not". you know what you're right

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Text - Josh Daly @_JoshDaly Working in retail actual frustrates the life out of me like how do customers think it's okay to leave clothes just lying about??? N how do they all seem to put stuff on the hangers backwards???

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Text - Chase @chaseisangry Concept: The Purge but it's 24 hours where retail workers are as rude as they want "Do u have a bathroom?" "No we shit outside like bears"

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Text - Larry Hubich @LHubich I'm getting a little fed up with people who pay themselves $2,500 per hour trying to convince people who make $25 per hour that people who make $12 per hour make to much.

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Product - That one molecule of Serotonin trying to keep me going throughout the day

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Product - Retail workers just trying to survive Mariah Carey This isn't a meme it's a a cry for help "All I Want for Christmas is You" played every fifteen minutes

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Finger - When you get paid for 40 hours but you spent 20 hours looking at memes Humor_me_pink

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Text - Tom Nichols O @RadioFreeTom Dear Every Cashier in America: the proper response to "thank you" is "you're welcome," not "no problem." And *you're* supposed to thank *me* 9/12/15, 8:31 PM trjoel "Millennials are so entitled" lucasnoahs Actually, the you're welcome'/'no problem' issue is simply a linguistics misunderstanding. Older ppl tend to say you're welcome, younger ppl tend to say no problem. This is because for older people the act of helping or assiating someone is seen as a task tha

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Organism - Mania Daniel Follow @Mania_Daniel 100% accurate #retail #retailproblems WORKING RETAIL BE LIKE. SEASONALS REGULARS MANAGERS CUSTOMERS 10:05 AM - 21 Sep 2015

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Product - joaquin @anaknangpota Follow when your boss comes around the corner and you grab the closest thing to you to make it look like you're working 3:08 AM - 13 Apr 2016 2,848 Retweets 7,701 Likes 22 17 2.8K O 7.7K

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Text - The Retail Job Life ri GRetallJobLife Me: "sorry we don't have this in stock" "Can you look in the back?" Me: *walks to the back, stands & stares at a wall* Me: "sorry we don't"

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Lip - ellesse @ellyellyelly_ *item won't scan* customer: guess it's free then ha ha ha my mind: GUesS iTz fr3E tH3N Ha!!hA! haAhH >

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Text - Matt Fernandez O @FattMernandez Freedom of speech isn't freedom from repercussions. That's why everyone who works retail doesn't tell you to go fuck yourself. 5/29/18, 3:49 PM 4,336 Retweets 12.1K Likes

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Nose - Me, a cashier, seeing all the memes about retail workers being heroes They love me.

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Human - Retail What My Mom Thinks I Do What Customers Think I Do What my Friends Think I Do What My Boss Thinks I Do What I Think I do What I Actually Do

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People - Before Retail Work Yeah, some people have a hard out shell, but inside, everybody has a creamy centre. After Retail Work People are bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

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Cheek - WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO UNDERTAND THAT SCREAMING IN MY FACE MAKES ME WANT TO HELP YOU LESS. HISTORY.CO

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Chin - YOU COME UP TO MY REGISTER, TALKING ON YOUR PHONE, AND GET MAD AT ME FOR BEING "RUDE" WHEN I GREET YOU? GO'FUCK YOURSELF.

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People - ANNOYING CUSTOMER PLAYLIST FEATURING ATM WHEN DID THAT START ARE YOU NEW HERE THEY DID IT LAST TIME YOU LEGALLY HAVE TO WHERE'S THE MANAGER DO YOU KNOW WHOT AM ISPEND SO MUCH MONEY HERE I'M NEVER SHOPPING HERE AGAIN offoff WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ASIGN Rico imgflip.com

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