Thursday, January 21, 2021

Rare Insults That Creatively Roasted Folks To Oblivion


The internet's always going to have an endless supply of spicy banter. What melts our icy hearts like none other though is when people take the extra time and effort to ensure that their insults are outside the box. You can usually count on some solid comedy gems from the standard YouTube comments section. Someone's seemingly always ready to stir the pot down there. 

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Text - Some people have resting bitch face, Adam Driver has resting 'Professor of Theology listening to his students present a report on religious symbolism in medieval art that they copied off of Wikipedia' face e adam pictures @driverpictures · 1h

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Font - oh S 4 Awards "Unexpected item in bagging area. It's not unexpected, you digital fuck. You literally just told me what it is. It's right there on the screen. I did the wavy-wave, you did the bleepy-bleep; up until the point where you decided to have an electronic stroke, things were going exactly according to plan. What you mean is that you haven't been programmed right. Don't go putting this on me, like I've somehow gone out of my way to surprise you. Il've got places to be, man. I can't

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Light - Bll vor 1 Jahr Jimmy Fallon is basically like five squirrels operating a human suit 9583 69 vor 11 Monaten Jimmy Fallon has the personality of an anthropomorphic Golden Retriever. vor 1 Monat I would love to see Jimmy Fallon interview Jimmy Fallon. What a show that would be. Just him interrupting himself interrupting himself, laughing forcibly and slapping desk. 185 1

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Microphone - Replies 3 years ago Post Malone has mastered the art of looking rich and homeless at the same time. L 68K 9 目 481

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Games - some of yall is the reason why shampoo has instructions

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Text - Gracie > Not really feeling a date tbh Why not Okay honestly You just seem like the kid who tells the teacher that she forgot to pass out the homework edownbadpatrol

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Colorfulness - You and your Pokémon somehow resemble one another! Garbodor & HP Lv. 54 172/172 Choose a Pokémon.

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Motor vehicle - Replies • 3 hours ago (edited) How come you can catch a cold but you can't catch a hot How come a fly can fly but an elephant can't elephant How come the LEGO set said 12-14 years but I ate it in 13 minutes B 27 回 12 Add a public reply... 2 hours ago how come you had 3 chances and couldnt make 1 funny? It 3

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Font - +. @ceo.of.bedtime Comments 20K I Pinned by Daily Dose Of Internet • 9 hours ago "Someone made a device, that doesn't really accomplish anything." Pretty much what my parents did 凸 28K ア 回 486 486 REPLIES ...

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Text - Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Since the Universe has no center, you can't be it. 11:21 AM · 14 Aug 20 · TweetDeck 35.2K Retweets and comments 153K Likes

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Text - T YOU MATCHED WITH T ON 12/30/20 You better bring a lot more to the table than just that big forehead Now that's just a goddamn lie bc I don't even HAVE a big forehead Sent Today 20:08 I could fit 8 Oreos on your forehead you're wild

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Motor vehicle - Walmart Comments 2.2K Roger Kristian Agan • 1 day ago He looks like Ron's pet rat from Harry Potter. 3.6K 9 回 23

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Text - Comments 4.4K B 3.4K D 回151 151 REPLIES 2 months ago Harley-Davidson: Converts gasoline into noise without the unwanted byproduct of horsepower. B 707 7 回 37 37 REPLIES

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Text - If you start accelerating in a Honda Civic at 11:58:15pm on New Year's Eve, you'll reach 60mph at exactly midnight

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Text - Why do Brits speak English, an American language, rather than speaking some European language? 00 Answer Follow Request More 8.3k 382 Share Y BEST COMMENTS ▼ American Flavored Imitation • 10d · E. • Please tell me this is a joke, right? He's so dense that light actually bends around him Reply 334 · 10d r/rareinsults

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