Sunday, January 31, 2021

Humorous Times People and Things Were Singled Out Unfairly


With all the misfortune life likes to throw at people, there are moments when life has a way of singling certain people and things out in a way that's so unfair, it just becomes funny. To think that the universe has an agenda against one particular person or thing may be severe, but sometimes it sure seems like it.

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Organism - Big Papi @Bmangall20 ... My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn't try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled "Get the hell out of here Dennis" And that's probably my favorite story ever

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Eyewear - Anna Sun @annablankx This candle company makes scents inspired by places. This is his Ohio candle. Fuck Imao @CINCYPROBLEMS ohio Not much to see. Not much to do. Welcome to Ohio, the unscented candle. ohio SENT. NOTNG handorafted by MADE IN simple nature simplenature.net Fan Ware, N 40804 52188 160

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Text - Mallory Yu O @mallory_yu RACISM Create an account Create an account or sign in for secure access to your LetsGetChecked account. First Name Last Name Mallory Yu O Last name should be at least 3 characters long Email Address Please enter a valid email address Password Create my account By clicking "Create my account" you acknowledge the Privacy Statement and agree to be bound by the Conditions of Sales& Services

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Eyewear - Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks My toddler ran out of waffles in her pretend restaurant this morning right after she served everyone besides me and that's about the biggest fuck you she's ever given

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Electronic device - yeff @yephph |- What does this even mean Hello Joffroy. Unfortunately duo to company policy, we are unable to offer positions to people with the name Jeffrey since it will not work with our database scherna 4:03 AM 12 Apr 20 - Twitter Web App 1,273 Retweets 19.6K Likes

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Human - What pedestrians look like across Europe 大 大。 ajit @inderadjati IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE IS WALKING AWAY FROM POLAND

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Hair - Range of Honeybees

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Human - Stop talking trash about our local wildlife! Raccoons are RESOURCEFUL Possums are INTELLIGENT Squirells are GOOD CLIMBERS Owls are VERY WISE Geese Deer are GENTLE

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Electronic device - Height 5' 2.99" Fuckers couldn't give me 5'3"? How does that even happen

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Text - wes @sewkx In my 6th grade science class a girl read "orgasm" instead of "organism" and the class laughed & she was embarrassed. To calm her down our teacher told her everyone would forget in two weeks. It's been 9 years &I sill remember Danielle. I fucking remember. I hope you see this.

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Body of water - Abbie Cheeseman @cheesemanab Scientists have discovered that, on occasions, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than "spite" Octopuses are ocean thugs that punch fish thetimes.co.uk 5:43 AM · 23 Dec 20 from Wales, United Kingdom Twitter for iPhone 2,914 Retweets 1,958 Quote Tweets 12.7K Likes

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Liquid - RETARD ero Coca-Cola cancelled a Canadian promotion that paired randomly generated English and French words inside bottle caps after a woman got one that said "You Retard."

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Text - ANESHA BAILEY Jake ANDERS HOLM General Jong CHARLES RAHI CHU Two Fingered Man DON CHOW Train Passengers COLIN FO0 LARRY HOE CLSO VEH Korean Girl YUNA SONG Hot Korean Girls MICHELLE KIM PEENKAY TANG LIA LAM HAZELTINE GARIZA Drone riviWILLEM JACOBSON Guard #1 DANIEL LIM Yo-yo Boy HARRISON IEE Feel so sorry for Yuna Song Heiicopter Pilots JOHN COUGHLIN PETER NEILLY uth Korean Sclentist YOOSIK OUM Rebel Guard SCOTT SEOL Korean AD DANIEL PARK Squad Leader JUSTIN LEE Tape Operator DON LEW

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Product - Pally Don't Ptart @naydinsky I am finished Hi Nadine We love your CV- it's really informative and lovely. However, we just don't want you to work here. 22:27 · 12 Nov 20 · Twitter for iPhone 20.4K Retweets 3,747 Quote Tweets 225K Likes

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Nature - Not landlocked Landlocked Doubly landlocked Nebraska

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Motor vehicle - Get your shit together Abby DQ ABBY YOU NEED TO SHOW UP FOR WORK

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Electronic device - uck Bave

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Human - sung @killdads Cannot stop thinking about Koko the gorilla being asked to tell a joke and her signing "I love Ron" about one of the researchers. Can you imagine being Ron 12:59 AM 10/2/20 Twitter for iPhone 1,773 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 22.2K Likes sung 8 Replying to @killdads @killdads · 1d What is it like to know so concretely that a gorilla just doesn't like you 2737 2,083 sung & What is it like to be dunked on by a gorilla. What is it like to know a gorilla is thinking "ugh, this fu

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Food - die

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