Wednesday, January 20, 2021

Funny, Irreverent, And Bizarre Tinder Gems


We can always count on Tinder to deliver a steady, relentless series of cheesy, irreverant, and just plain old bizarre pickup lines. Every now and again it seems like a meaningful connection is found in this world with its battlefield of red flags. But otherwise you can pretty much just expect Tinder users to keep things as far away from the realm of being serious as possible. Sometimes though, that can actually work out. 

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Text - an Today 12:13 AM Fun Fact : Did you know, the average baby smiles 200 times a day? Women smile an average of 62 times. And men, at a whopping 8 times But your profile definitely brought my average up Today 1:08 AM amazing flawless execution how are you doing this fine evening you don't see this till then :) ? or morning if

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Screenshot - YOU MATCHED W On a scale of 1-10 how bad do you want your pick up line to be? Today 1:11 PM No No? Today 2:32 PM No pick up line just coffee Type a message Send GIF

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Text - | 49% 6:09 PM Kris, 27 ● Verified Ô Conestoga College O 67 km away Outdoors Music) (Working out (Dog lover) (Cooking I want to do adult things with you... *whispers* taxes *panting softly* pay the mortgage *moans* make sure we turn off all the lights, our utility bill was $300 fucking dollars this month SHARE KRIS'S PROFILE SEE WHAT A FRIEND THINKS PEPORT KRIS

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Blue - 2:13 ul LTE Apple Protected by N OONLIGHT O YOU MATCHED WITH APPLE ON 1/15/21 Are you an Apple specialist? Because I need help with my phone 9 Lol I'm both! Now tell me what's wrong with it It doesn't have your number in it Sent

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Blue - 1:33 1 Reddit Squidward YOU MATCHED WITH SQUIDWARD ON 1/13/21 I see that you like to swim I LIVE in water Today 1:31 AM Oh sorry I thought this was squilliam Sent Fuck Why does this keep happening to me

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Text - Yesterday !I could use a good/ Неу bad joke...whatcha got? You know what's odd? What's odd? Every other number Delivered

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Blue - how are you Today 11:03 PM I'm good, thanks:) how are you? im alright whatcha up to Today 11:43 PM This might sound weird? But tbh I'm currently making a PowerPoint for my coworkers to argue that our bosses are having an affair Sent e a message Send

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Screenshot - YOU MATCHED WITH ON 15/01/2021. Can I be honest? Today 19:20 no Today 19:54 Can I be dishonest? Sent Today 23:17 no Type a message ... Send

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Blue - 12:09 1 Lindsey O YOU MATCHED WITH LINDSEY ON 1/16/21 I have an important question that's been on my mind the past couple of months Since I've been working from home can I write off my internet bill from my taxes as a business expense? Or would that not apply because I'm not the head of a small business Sent Today 12:08 PM You can only write off home office expenses if you are an independent contractor or a sole proprietor! If you are an employee that is just working from home that doesn'

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Collar - Margo, 21 ☺ 14 km away Getting lost in the super market as a child was scarring . My mama would call out my name and everyone would call out Polo, drowning out my pleas for help

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Blue - 9:58 1 l LTE Yesterday, 7:31 PM Titanic! Huh. Yeah, thats a bad Icebreaker Hahaha i actually didn't see that one coming Today, 9:58 AM Neither did they

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Text - ull vodafone UK K ? 20:09 O 9 90% Billy YOU MATCHED WITH BILLY ON 23/12/2020. Alex is a boys name Billy is a goats name Sent |Type Type a message ... Send

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Text - 8 Straight Woman A Lives in Charlotte O 21 miles away Spirituality Vlogging Movies Vegetarian Working out *Only men with ambitious personalities need apply. 3 men have already failed( The first to earn all the digits in my phone number can take me on a date. No snap, no Insta. (Yes, l'm real.) You'll earn the numbers one by one through clues. I'm feeling generous.. the first digit of my phone number is the amount of men that have already failed this challenge. If we match, l'll give you a

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Chin - Mahra Messages About YOU MATCHED WITH MAHRA ON 12/24/15. Yeah, ive spent wayyyy too long trying to come up with a pun from your name 01:49 Thank for not saying one. I actually immediately unmatch anyone that says one to me. Merry Christmas. 04:44 Fair enough Now Mahra Christmas Now Send a message

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Blue - You matched with lon 18/12/2020. Hey do you like stuff? | like stuff. Stuff is great. 19/12/2020, 8:18 pm I do like stuff! It's super great. We've got so much in common! I'll book a church! This was so much easier than everyone says! l'll start looking at a dress I know right!

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Text - Hey Неу So l'm interested in a sugar baby relationship? Is that something you're looking for? P Report I can't give you money but I have some spider man fruit snacks you can have Delivered

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Blue - Nooo i just suck at making wise decisions Ahh Not to be straightforward but I can be your next unwise decision GIF Type a message...

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Text - Ugh you get me. I think we're soul mates actually Only one way to find out Yu gi oh duel? I was gonna say meet for a cup of coffee but I mean I can learn yu gi oh to duel it out Wow you're a real one Sent

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