Tuesday, January 19, 2021

Absurd Pet Names People Encountered


Why not name a dog "Big Boy Binglebangle" or "Lunchbox?" Why not name a cat "Federico Feline-y?" Well, at some point you're gonna have to bring them to the vet, look another human being in the eyes and say "I'm worried that Sergeant Jebediah Funkness III has a heart condition" and  all of a sudden things have gotten weird. That said, a dumb name doesn't mean a dumb pet. Here are some worryingly smart stunts pulled by people's pets.

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Text - SassyTangerine123 22 hours ago O 2 10 e5 S 8 2 My old neighbors apparently thought it would be a good idea to let their 3 year old name their dog. The dog was named dump truck.

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Text - WheezeTin 23 hours ago 25 e5 S 8 2 My friends aunt has a cat named Titties

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Text - praisethehaze 23 hours ago 2 8 3 2 E 5 Old neighbor lady had a cat named "face" because it had a beautiful face, she said.

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Text - RhydYGwin 23 hours ago · edited 19 hours . 24 & 22 More Obligatory, not a vet. I was in the vet's waiting room, and there was a puppy with a woman and a child. The puppy was named Dave, the child was Atari.

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Text - Lyndseyshe 23 hours ago O 2 S 2 2 I was once at the dog park and this lady kept yelling at her dog. "Kevin! Get over here Kevin!" "Let me take your picture, Kevin!" "Kevin!" Kevin was an old, overweight black lab. I still laugh when I think about it.

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Text - enderkid3 23 hours ago im not a vet, but Ive met a dog before named "neutered." the owner said that it will always make the dog remember the owner has the power and not the dog.

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Text - butihavemyownmoney 23 hours ago edited 13 hours ago O 23 e3 S7 & 2 More Ex gf was a vet nurse. She came across a cat in the system called Horatio Bradshaw Roadwork.

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Text - Leaguellustrious 23 hours ago e 3 3 8 My brother in law named his cat Salad.

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Text - prouvairee 23 hours ago 3 36 3 Sexy - for a chihuahua. Just made the whole consultation very awkward.

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Text - effingcharming 23 hours ago · edited 18 hours ago 2 & 8 More Obligatory “not a vet" disclaimer, but story at a vet's. My roommate had a dog called Taquito and we once had to go to the emergency vet at night because it was having trouble breathing. The dog goes in with the vet and maybe half an hour later a vet's assistant comes out, goes straight for the latino looking couple at the other end of the waiting room and just asks them "taquito?" They were looking sooo confused and slightly of

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Yellow - JeffersonSpicoli 1 day ago 9 @5 3 14 9. Clitsy 53.2k + I Reply Share Report Save CasperTFG_808 22 hours ago I had a customer named Clitty. I thought WTE must be hearing things so asked her to spell it out, she responds, "Sure, C. L. I. T. T. Y." I still didn't believe it and made a note to check the receipts following the service. Sure enough on her Visa receipt, Clitty <lastname>.

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Text - FourRosesVII 23 hours ago 2 O A My first pet that I can remember getting was a fish when I was about three or four years old. I named him Clock because I happened to be looking at a clock when my mom asked what I wanted to name him

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Text - Swimming-Sundae3432 23 hours ago · edited 22 hours ago 2 e2 35 Kitty 2 Now you may be wondering why that's a bad name, Kitty, was an iguana.

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Text - rabidpiano86 23 hours ago 3 e2 S I'm not a vet but this is somewhat related. One of our dogs is a pug, we got him a long time ago from a bad home. My wife and I kind of waited around too long to give him a proper name, so now we still just call him Pug or "the pug". I'm a little embarrassed when I take him to the vet and they ask his name and its just Pug. :/

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Text - LeifErikson10 1 day ago 2 3 3 E My cat's name is shoe

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Text - Kharmaticlism 23 hours ago Vet tech here. Worst one was hands down "Tubgirl96." It was a name given to a sweet, young adult female cat. The owners thought they were funny.

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