Sunday, December 13, 2020

Tumblr Thread: Werewolves Would Be Ultra-Competitive Neighbors


Tumblr has its fair share of avoidable werewolf fiction, but very little of it has to do with how hard it would be to keep up with a werewolf PTA mom. The bake sales would be absolutely brutal. For other tumblr things of the sort, here's a blessed tumblr post on wolves and a funny tumblr foray into the Addams Family.

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Text - s thewritehag Let Me Talk About Werewolves for a Second marzo2theletter Why is it that every werewolf book is this weird testosterone fueled alpha male/female romance thing? Like guys. Werewolves are family groups. They are basically big ol' dog families. Your werewolf family wouldn't be made up of alpha males fighting each other for dominance and subjugating females. If there was a werewolf in your neighborhood, they'd be that family of 10 kids always roughhousing outside and their house

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Text - avatar-dacia "Wait.Emily? Aren't she and her whole family.you know?" "Don't believe everything you've heard; worst thing that's ever happened over there is the twins teething on visitors' shoes." prokopetz Here's the thing, though. While the notion of the "alpha wolf" is indeed misguided, being based on observations of wolves in captivity, the dominance thing does happen. And it's not just the adult males; adult females do it too - but it's only a thing when wolves who aren't related by b

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Text - boss comes out in other ways, resulting in the two clans getting, like, weirdly competitive about everything. Imagine the Hallowe'en displays. severalowls Are you trying to tell me that the most hardcore ride-or-die PTA mothers are probably actually werewolves? therobotmonster "We're settling this through the old ways, Helen." "Spiked silver chains on the night of the blood moon?" "The spring bake sale, Helen. Turn it down a notch." "Fine. But when they taste my lemon squares you're going

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Text - Meanwhile, across the room. "You know what I like doin' Rob?" "What's that Bill?" "Peeing out of doors." "Me too, Bill. But I thought you just married into the whole werewolf thing." "I'm just making conversation, Rob." cheeseanonioncrisps I like it. The house inbetween their two houses is owned by a vampire family who deliberately fuel the fire because they like to watch the drama. (What? Just because you're not allowed to kill werewolves anymore, doesn't mean you can't have fun with the

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Text - "Oh, hi Helen. Putting up the Christmas decorations, I see?" "Yep, this light show'll make this our best Christmas display yet." "Oh great! You know the Johnsons have got lifesize singing reindeer as part of their display." Helen's perfectly manicured nails grow another two centimetres. "Oh they have, have they? Oh is that the time! I'm sorry Lilith, I've just got to go and pick something up from the shops." She returns three hours later with Six reindeer and a giant inflatable Father Chr

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Text - selenekallanwriter Across from the vampires lives a family of Fae. True to their nature, they turn up their noses at the garish decorations and the childish behavior of the werewolf families, while secretly the betting with the vampires on who will show the claws first: Jessi or Helen. Source: martxoa 63,155 notes

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