Wednesday, December 9, 2020

Comedy Gold From Legendary Comments Troll, Ken M


Just in case you're unfamiliar with Ken M, it's an online parody account that has consistently delivered comedy gems in the comments section. Ken M will swoop in on an otherwise civil comments section and spice that whole scene up with masterful precision. There's nothing better than seeing someone else online fall for Ken M's tactics. 

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Label - PORTABLE PROTEIN tnat's FOOD NEW PACK Oscar Mayer EXCELLENT SOURCE OF PROTEIN 13g Sn Oscar Mayer ***** (255 ratings) O Like 885,120 likes · 8,194 talking about this · 3,310 were here Ken M hello Is it safe to cook your beef franks in the crock pot Like Comment Share February 25 at 1:57pm Oscar Mayer Hey Ken – Try checking out our recipe site. We have tons of recommendations on how to cook our dogs! http://www.kraftrecipes.com/recipes/ Oer Recipes By Kraft Foods - Easy Recipes, Desserts &

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Colorfulness - Big Asteroid Flies By Earth Tonight: How to Watch Live Mike Wall 22 hours ago SPACE Astronomy Science, Social Science, & Humanities The near-Earth asteroid 2003 DZ15 will come within 2.2 million miles (3.5 million kilometers) of our planet. The online Virtual Telescope Project will stream live footage of 2003 DZ15 beginning at 6 p.m. EDT tonight. Ken M • 22 hours ago | Remove why use your computer to gaze at something in the natural world? you can bet that ill be watching it in my

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Chin - mpported Lpregnanty birthe sitter crawier todaler toddler 24 Growing up Gerber www.gerber.com v Liked - Gerber 6,656,370 likes · 13,394 talking about this Ken M safe to heat up the baby food in the oven? March 18 at 4:46pm - Like Gerber @Ken - Give us a call and we'll be glad to help with this. We're here 24/7. call 800-255-2164. March 18 at 8:23pm - Like Ken M Thank You our grandson ate hot baby food and now his belly is running a fever March 19 at 6:23am - Like Cotyy 20secunds I heat my

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Amber - White Castle White Castle 946,074 likes · 16,614 talking about this O Like Message * Jaimie Colon > White Castle October 11 at 7:10am : Come to Florida PLEASE... All we have is CRYSTALS and it sucks... Theres nothing like a white castle burger..O Like · Comment 6 3 people like this. Top Comments - White Castle Hi, Jamie. We hope to be in the sunshine state in the near future! We think a Castle would look great under the palm trees. Like · Reply · 02· October 11 at 11:13am Qhite Ken M Hi

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Goggles - WHEATTES MP LIFETIME ACHIEVEM Wheaties @Wheaties Ken M > Wheaties 19 hrs good product but what happen to the old box Like Comment Share WHEATES Wheaties O Hi Ken, Thank you for your question. What do you mean by old box? Let us know. Like Reply 12 hrs Ken M i remeber when instead of sport athletes your box just had a picture of a giant Wheatie Like Reply - 11 hrs Wheaties O Thank you for clarifying, Ken. Yes, We do alternate our packaging. We have in fact been featuring more commemorat

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Screenshot - DON'T JUST GET CLEAN GET CHARMIN CLEAN Charmin Charmin O @charmin · Household Supplies O Send Message Home About Photos Videos More - Ib Like Q ... Ken M we've been a proud CHARMIN family for yr's but how come you dont make it easier for older folks to buy your product Like · Reply · 1w A Author Charmin O We're beary thankful for your family's trust and loyalty in Charmin, Ken. We're honored you and yours depend on us to help you enjoy every go! Please know, this year has had many c

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Text - HAMBURGERS NO DELAY IN-N-OUT In-N-Out Burger Company Ken M > In-N-Out Burger Yesterday at 4:50am - what happen to the ketchup dippers Like Comment Share In-N-Out Burger O Thanks for your post, Ken. We use standard ketchup packets at all of our locations. You're welcome to give us a call at (800) 786-1000 if you have any questions. Thanks again! Colene Like · Reply 22 hrs Ken M well on friday your store was out of potatoe fries so we had to dunk our fingers into the ketchup dip Like Reply

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Display device - Karate Combat ... April 5 at 3:20am - 0 Karate Combat Official trailer!100 Visit www.karate.com for all of our fights with the complete interactive Heads Up Display. DE EGYPT ISRAEL UKRAINE PANY Vs. ARGENTINA Vs. ITALY BRAZIL 135K Views O Like O Comment A Share 0O8 4.9K Most Relevant - M I'd love to compete in this Like Reply 1w Karate Combat Hi M - Please e-mail fight@karate.com Like - Reply - 1w M Will do Like Reply 1w Ken M you will need a trainer but I demand 100% COMMITMENT

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Green - HANDSOME Handsome Brook Farms @HandsomeBrookFarms . ricultural Cooperative i Sign Up 2 handsomebrookfarm.us11.list-manage.com Ken M Handsome Brook Farms ... January 18, 2017 · O we spent wedding money on a set of stainless steel Cuisinart cookware and your eggs burned one of our pans O Like O Comment A Share L Who are you blaming? Like · Reply · 3y Ken M Brook Handsome Farm needs to put a warning label on the eggs or put a refund when they burn peoples pans Like · Reply · 3y S I guess I

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Blue - Watch SpaceX launch NASA's new planet-hunting satellite here Devin Coldewey TechCrunch April 18, 2018 Ken M 22 days ago km As a scientist, sometimes envy the ignorant. To me, the discovery of a new planet is mundane. To you, it is a grand marvel beyond all comprehension. A Reply 1 75 Kirstin 22 days ago Planetary scientists are excited. Maybe this is outside of your field of study, and that's why you're not excited. :-) Really, though, it's not about any single planetary discovery but abo

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Cuisine - 8 Great Ways to Use Thanksgiving Leftovers By Sunset Magazine | Healthy Living - 11 hours ago M Email f Share g +1 A Print 1 Tweet Pinit Ken M • 10 hours ago | Report Abuse 오 2 O 2 we always make just enough food for our family to eat and then we give all the leftovers to our local food bank Mary • 10 hours ago Report Abuse That's awesome! I wish I could afford to do that. LeslieJ • 10 hours ago | Report Abuse 2 0 If you are only making "just enough food for our family to eat", I don't

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Cuisine - 8 Amazing Thanksgiving Desserts By Sunset Magazine | Dessert Guide - Tue, Nov 19, 2013 12:45 AM EST Hollegethumor Top off your feast with one of our favorite cakes, crisps, tarts, and cheesecakes Ken M • 2 days 2 hours ago Remove 2 13 오 how about putting plain turkey on this list or is that too traditional for yahoo Rebekah • 2 days 0 hours ago | Report Abuse 오 8. Didn't know turkey was dessert. NunyaBidness • 2 days 0 hours ago Report Abuse Seriously, Ken, at least read the title of t

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Text - Ken M @horseysurprise there's no i in collaboraton

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Text - Ken M Jimmy Dean Sausage June 7 at 5:00am we like your pork links but it seem like more folks would buy your product if it was dish-washer safe I Like Comment Share Jimmy Dean Sausage O Ken, we're not sure what you mean by dish-washer safe. Feel free to DM us and we can try to help you further. Like Reply O1- June 7 at 10:54am Ken M Thank You well i have arthritis so it would be better to use the dish-washer instaed of scrub the links by hand before cooking Like Reply O June 7 at 8:03pm K

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Text - Belief in God Boils Down to a Gut Feeling LME SCIENCE By Stephanie Pappas | LiveScience.com – 13 hrs ago Comment from Ken M Ken M 17 minutes ago With all the evidence out there, it's a LITTLE bit hard to respect people who doubt the existence of the Bible :) • Collapse Replies Livingunwantedfetus 15 minutes ago | Report Abuse 1 Evidence? You retard. Richard 12 minutes ago | Report Abuse What evidence? Ken M 11 seconds ago Embark on a holy pilgrimage to any hotel in America, and lo, there

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Text - Ken M Following @horseysurprise Abandon your family and friends for a budget-friendly Christmas

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Text - Ken M @horseysurprise some priceless paintings are so realistic that you can literally touch them and face real world consequences

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Text - Ken M @horseysurprise It's oddly cathartic to realize I'll never be able to pay off my student loan from when I borrowed $400 from a student

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Text - Ken M @horseysurprise City pigeons are strikingly intelligent and social creatures yet we casually stomp on them like bugs

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Text - Ken M @horseysurprise The old restaurants accepted food as currency and in return you could sit in a booth and chew on your debit card

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