Sunday, November 29, 2020

History Memes that are Packed with Knowledge


History links all of us in more ways than one. The most obvious right now of course is that we get real specific references about the fall of Rome and the crimes of various empires. How dare there be a kind of meme that makes us feel..smart? Anyway there are tons of history memes to feel smart about.

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Hand - ATOH +BOND SEAL BLACK Istantly Steps Leaks! LEX ANANENKO, PE BEZPALOV AND BARANOV OOTAE CHERNOBYL LACK GOING UNDER THE REACTOR TO STOP THE FUEL FLOW, PREVENTING A 3 MEGATON EXPLOSION AND SAVING HALF OF EUROPE

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Sky - Alexander the Great, watching how his empire is crumbling down and being split up by his successors (circa 322BC) rtan.com

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Cartoon - LOE GERMANIA MAGNA Vindobona ticorum Lauriacuin NORICUM quilei DALM, Let's go. In and out. Twenty minuteiadventure. PANNONIA SUPERIOR * PANNONIA INFERIOR

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Photo caption - "So there's this Roman General, right? Dude's fuckin' baller as shit. I'm talking crossing the Rubicon without Senate approval baller, ya feel? Anyways, this guy, THIS FUCKIN' GUY, realises he's about to be encircled while mounting a siege and he does the craziest thing. Baller ass general no cap BUILDS TWO SETS OF WALLS around the fort he's besieging. Straight up made those barbarians besiege him. Most incredibilis shit I've ever seen!" FavageAF ASTROS 10

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Cartoon - slave1: *gets torn to shreds by lions* slave 2: *gets burned alive* slave 3:* is bleeding out on the ground because he is stabbed by professional Gladiator* roman public:

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Text - Roman generals figuring out who to go to war with after 200 AD: Celts, Persians, Other Germans Romans ya_roman_memes

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Beard - 5th Century Roman Empire 2nd Century Roman Empire The future hasn't been kind to you, has it?

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Photo caption - GREENLAND ICELAND Erik the Viking:

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Hand - Killing a lot of people Fathering a lot of people Genghis Khan Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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Face - Mongolia: My army is amazing and nothing can stop the invasion of Japan The wind:

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Sky - Europe in the 16th century Alleged witches who floated instead of drowned

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Text - Teacher: Describe European colonization with one picture: Me:

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Text - Fellas, if your girl... Looks good in red Loves surprising you And wants to brutally suppress other religions Then that's not your girl, that's the Spanish Inquisition Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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Poster - France helping out the 13 Colonies make their own country The French Revolution FOR SALE

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Text - In 1795, a French cavalry unit surrounded the Dutch navy, which had been frozen into the ice near Texel Island. The cavalry simply rode up to the Dutch ships and demanded their surrender. It was a rare defeat of a navy by cavalry. memes OF empiRes

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Text - Never Ask A Woman Her Age A Man, His Salary Or Britan How They Got So Many Artifacts In Their Museum

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Product - Publishing Cok numerous Having ten studies on children with Sprile your cousin the benefits of genetic diversity PUSH PUSH Charles Darwin D LIPHE CD

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Text - My grandpa told me that he got to see the Titanic and that from the beginning he told them not to get onboard because he knew it was going to sink. But no one listened and he repeatedly told them until the minute he got kicked out of the movie theater...

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Hand - Kids in Weimar Germany after mom allowed them to keep the change:

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Text - Some guy: You know Stalin is kinda sus- KGB: @history_doots ...and I took that person

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Text - Sorry to tell you this, but European countries like France had very little do do with the modern world. Even hundreds of years ago they were always second best to the British. Best not to talk about history if your a Frenchman. The French are Best at cooking snails. Historians and French:

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Headgear - KAYY Italians in World War Italians in New York

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Media - When you click on the "1930-1950" tab of "our history" on a german company's website PORECH That the O layir KRUPP FANTA to BOSS SIEMENS LUGO B Os S LC Lufthansa I was a business man... doing business.

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Text - When Luxembourg sent it's entire army of 44 men to fight in the Korean War. ITAINT MUCH BUT IT'S HONEST WORK

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Photo caption - NASA in the sixties: "that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" NASA in the seventies: - WE PLAYIN' golf ON THE MOON, BITCH.

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Table - Them: So I didn't really pay attention to history class in school, can someone please explain the Cold War to me? Me:

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