Thursday, September 10, 2020

Brutal Insults That Don't Require Swear Words


Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about various brutal insults that don't require the use of any swear words. We already regularly feature collections of rare insults from spicy silver tongues that made a point of not leaning on profanity to get their verbal jab across. The fact that we now have a fresh collection of people going the extra mile to not insult someone with some commonly used swear words is just what we needed. 

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Text - Born_Slippee • 20h 2 Awards I hope you know people just tolerate you. Reply 1 2.0k ...

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Text - Kemi444 • 22h 3 Awards Your grades say marry rich but your face says study harder. Reply 9.9k ...

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Text - slightly_off_today • 23h 3 Awards It is clear that you have been educated beyond your intelligence.

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Text - ozn_akc • 1d 1 Award If you were a spice you would be flour Reply 5.3k

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Text - TheNewHobbes • 23h 3 Awards It's my fault, I underestimated your stupidity Reply 4.4k

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Text - Dutch_Midget • 23h 13 Awards You are the human equivalent of a participation award Reply 5.8k ...

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Text - Poorly-Drawn-Beagle • 1d I expected better. No, that's a lie, at this point I take it for granted you'll keep finding ways to disappoint me. Reply 1.6k ...

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Text - EerieArizona • 23h 2 Awards You're bright as a cave. Reply 3.9k ...

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Text - SorosOwsMeMoney • 22h 1 Award You're everything I expected and less. Reply 642 ...

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White - squeeeeenis • 1d "Per my last E-mail." Reply 1.6k i+

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Text - disder • 23h 1 Award job related, coworkers doing knot test; boss comes over to struggling person. "you look like an octopus in a ceiling fan bud, take a knee!" Reply 409 ...

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Text - Dutch_Midget • 23h 3 1 Award You are impossible to underestimate Reply 730 ...

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Text - TheLoneleyPython • 20h 8 Awards You're not the dumbest person alive but you better pray they don't die

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Text - Komi_San • 23h 7 Awards You look like you're going to spend your life hanging on to one epiphany after another, always thinking you've finally figured out what's holding you back, and how you can finally be productive and creative and turn your life around. But nothing will ever change. The cycle of mediocrity isn't due to some obstacle. It's who you are. The thing standing in the way of your dreams is that the person having them is you. Reply 1.8k ...

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White - ace_inthehOle • 1d "Who's this clown?" Reply 407 ...

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Text - LuckyMdawg • 21h "You've got a great face for radio." Lol my grandpa used to say that one (usually about himself cause he worked in the radio business) Reply 378

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Text - GUNFIGHTERSONLY • 21h You should carry around a potted plant to replace the oxygen you waste. Reply 309 ...

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Text - Brass-Monkey-24 • 18h Mark Twain had some bangers. My personal favorite is: "I didn't attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Reply 46 ...

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Text - AFLTC • 19h Don't know if it's been posted yet, but here's my favorite. Wouldn't trust you to get water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. Reply 201

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Text - AsColdAsTheRest • 23h You're the kind of person who should only ever get burnt bacon Reply 84 ...

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Text - pratprak • 23h 1 Award Oxygen thief! Oxygen thief! Reply 158 ...

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Text - akathewilyfox • 19h I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed.... Reply 1 17 ...

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