Wednesday, August 12, 2020

Tumblr Thread: People with Goblin Personality


Do you eat food off the ground? Do you collect small rocks and things? Do you make strange noises and leave all your belongings in a big pile? You may very well have a goblin personality. For some more fantasy inspired tumblr stuff, here's a tumblr thread on the theory that dwarves have intelligent super beards.

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Community - feraligatr Follow oh to be a kid in front of a bin of multi coloured rocks in an obscure gift shop feraligatr Follow AL THE BAG HonorlnDefeat • ACTIVATE T... •6h what the hell was the point of these things? And why did we want them so bad? 832 Reply Libellus O• 6h Goblin brain say shiny rocks go Click Clack 6 Reply 1.0h CHE

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Text - thealphapigeon Ya'll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend • Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule • Sweatpants count as a look Throws everything in a pile on the nearest surface as soon as they're home "Haha that's gross let me see" Hoards of some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything • Sitting in a dark room for hours wrapped up in seven blankets in front of a laptop unblinking Makes weird no

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Text - angeldictator Not elegant enough to be a vampire. not jock enough to be a werewolf.. . thatsprettysicknasty goblin it is Source: angeldictator 144,054 notes L

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Text - gobblegobblegoblin Goblin culture is: Making sound effects and random noises with your mouth. • W riTing,, like Thls- • Picking up everything you can hold on your mischievous lil gob handsTM. • Eating dirt and rocks because yummy. SHINIES Hording and collecting strange little items that make you happy. • Everyone is valid. Just a bunch of wholesome lil gobs talking about moss. • Speaking of moss, moss. Old jewellery or coins. Smol lil boxes to keep your shinies in. • Getting excited when

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Text - sandersstudies There is something very special about driving around at 3-4 AM. Like, am I up ridiculously late? Am I up ridiculously early? The world may never know. sandersstudies *sees other car* and what the FUCK are you doing up synebluetoo Me driving around at 3:30 AM: tee hee what goblin mischief could I be up to? the world will never know Me seeing another car: DEMON! DEMON!

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Text - Great Goblin Gift Ideas thegoblincache - For the Goblins in your life~ -A Trip to The Thrift Shop with a $50 free for all -Pebbles you found on a hike in the woods -Spare Buttons -Worms -those plastic jewels, you know the ones -A Box to hold treasures -or a nice draw string bag -Daggers -Fingerless Gloves -A Beanie Hat -Кeys -Bottles of unusual shape or Size (bonus if they are both) -Light Blocking Curtains -A Boot Scraper -A Toad -Spare Coins or Game Tokens 4,458 notes

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Room - nudityandnerdery ingers On the spectrum of fae traps meant to lure in the unwary and fool them into being stuck in the Courts, the "open box of raspberry Zingers in the bathroom at the 24 hour Starbucks" seems to have a very goblin energy to it. #goblin #fae #fae courts #nice try goblins #i respect the effort #but will wait for a better lure

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