Sunday, August 9, 2020

Rare Insults To Spice Up The Vocabulary


We're always ready for some more rare insults that kept things clever and utterly brutal. The comments section on various YouTube videos often has a spicy gem or two from a savage silvertongue that finally crafted their perfect, rare insult after enough meticulous tinkering around. Some of these are hilariously accurate more than anything else. 

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Text - Mathematics: Is 30 divisible by 2 and 3? Christopher Reiss, BS in math, Putnam Rank 254 in 1990 Written Sep 16, 2015 · Upvoted by Noam Kaiser, Xu Beixi, and 4 others you follow Yes. And using Quora to answer this is like killing a mosquito with a thermonuclear Intercontinental Ballistic Missile. 150.7k Views View Upvotes

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Text - Daniel Banks @2pumpchump So 2 inch murder hornets are big but my 2 inches are small? Yea okay. therecoveringproblemchild @MemeDaddyBae One stings with pain and the other with disappointment

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Hair - Comments 15K 芒 X shrek187 · 3 months ago (edited) The wife looks like she would be a stripper in Whoville. 2.5K 目36

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Text - TONY HAWK birdhouse Professional Skateboarder Comments 8.6K Brainwave Therapy • 9 months ago BA Tony Hawk is the oldest teenager I've ever seen 44K 目 129

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Water - Shaquille O' Neal July 16, 2018 O what should I name her ? #mynewtoy Andy Yang Call it “Free Throw" so you won't ever sink it. Like · 637 Replies · 4168 · about 2 years ago

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Text - horse massacre @torqpenderl... · 15h i dont park cars at an italian restaurant (Tainted) @hdelight_ · 1d Guys what's stopping you from dressing like this 24/7 Show this thread O 452 27 22.6K ♡ 263K

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Adaptation - Replies Jermaine Magandazi • 8 months ago Pharrell looks like the final evolution of Jaden Smith 2.3K E 32

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Photography - ACE Commentaires 162 k No Name • il y a 3 heures No Tati is like the kid in school that would start fights with everyone and then get their mom in the next day.

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Chef - BULL PENIS 三 X Kommentarer 24.535 Ahaan • for 2 måneder siden Justin looks like he would kidnap the Justin from 10 years ago 10.320 41 目50 50 SVAR

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Text - 118 Kommentare 1872 Mad Mark Wolfman • vor 9 Monaten Pete Davidson always looks like a starving MMW werewolf in mid-transformation. 17.504 1 90 90 ANTWORTEN

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Text - trapcard Chicken doesn't need SEASON ING scotchtapeofficial amazing how he resisted the temptation to devour that sign long enough for this picture to be taken, given how much he loves the taste of cardboard

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Text - This picture of Mercury makes it look like the roundest potato in existence that someone started to peel but got distracted

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Text - RM @R24966786 Replying to @TwitterSupport i knew it was a scam for sure when i saw this Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos Thave decided to give back to my community. 17:29 · 7/15/20 · Twitter for Android 73 Retweets 462 Likes

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Text - Thave 8 pets Oh cool! What are they? 3 dogs 5 cats You should get a lizard No thank you Are you sure? With your dry conversation he'll feel right at home. Delivered

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Text - Comments 4.2K Jesus Christ • 10 months ago She seems like the person to lick her finger before turning the page on a kindle. 13K 目71 71 REPLIES

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Tree - risingconfidence: ultraviol-et: urbanarboriculture: Artist Peter Cook, grew this living garden chair using tree shaping methods, primarily training a living tree through constricting the direction of branch growth. The chair took about eight years to grow. he's wearing crocs He grew a tree into a chair. He can wear whatever the fuck he wants.

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Text - Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL There should be a maximum age for Facebook like once you hit 30 you are legally forced to stop using it. Would help these geriatric octogenarians from falling for joke beliefs like flat earth and lizard рeople

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Font - Comments 50K crimped357 • 6 months ago if they showed this movie on an airplane, people would still walk out on it. 6.5K 目42 42 REPLIES

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Text - it was 1997 i was outside McDonald's on Queen St age 15, an old lady barked "speak English" at a pair of young Korean men and without missing a beat one of them goes "O0do00 i want a nice cup of TEA look at ME l'm ENGLISH i want to eat PLAIN TOAST" i miss him every single day 11:06 PM · 04 Jun 19 · Twitter for Android 115K Retweets and comments 634K Likes

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Text - jen @uhbounce they're telling you "i don't want a relationship" and 2 weeks later they're cuffed ruckin @ruckin_ the "with you" is silent like the G in lasagna..

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Text - WORLDSTARHIPHOP.COM Justin Harmon • 6 months ago He look like captain America before the stem cells 10K 目 120 120 REPLIES ...

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Motor vehicle - Comments 6.4K 三 X Gabe Miller • 1 year ago Doug is the type of guy to wear a Lego shirt in a 6 figure car IL 1K 目 11 11 REPLIES Reign FN • 1 year ago Doug's the type of guy to break into a car to steal the REIGN owners manual

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Advertising - TAUE AELIGION CO Kommentare 128.469 Gabe Alberto • vor 4 Monaten Dudes shaped like a AirPod 目47 3055 ...

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World - Weather 12 21 Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlantysiliogogogoch Earlier today Comments 42K Nordique777 • 11 months ago That town's name is so long it's invading the Netherlands 61K E 241 ...

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Text - There are approximately 1,010,300 Words in the English Language, butl could never string enough words together to properly express how much 1 want to hit you with a chair. Alexander Hamilton, to Thomas Jefferson

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Text - O CNN · 2 MIN READ Vanilla Ice is having a Fourth of July weekend concert in Texas despite corona... 3 7 Comments O Like O Comment Snouid be fine, we're still allowed to gather in groups up to ten.

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