Thursday, August 20, 2020

Jokes And Memes For The World's Programmers


These jokes and memes are specifically for the programmers of the world. That being said, other folks might enjoy these too. 

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Text - ird Allah Dawood Ali AG IMPHSES VIL FND KU @yugdiputsa The best apps I have developed: 1. Hello World 2. Test App 3. Untitled Project 9:55 AM · 15 Aug 20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Chirasul @chirasul since we're having a baby in a couple months, the discord is discussing parenting life hacks Chirasul Today at 2:31 PM give your baby a dollar immediately after birth before they receive their social security number. when they receive their SS, they're value is reset automatically to 0. now take back that dollar. baby now has a negative value; the social security buffer cant handle a negative number so it immediately flips around to the highest 32-bit integer, letting y

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Text - Thread Computer programming Kat Maddox @ctrlshifti me: why isn't this working? normal languages: you screwed up over here me: oh thanks me: why isn't this working? javascript: me: please i'm begging you javascript: 9:40 AM · Aug 18, 2020 · Twitter Web App 350 Retweets and comments 2.1K Likes

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Text - I wrote a program is python that says hello world and does literally nothing else It consists of one line and I still required help and I have no idea what the hell is going on Hey that's alright, I started the same way And so did Dad, but he had to just write it all in the dirt with a stick Now • SMS

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Bowling - This is called Bool-ing. You either hit the pin or you don't. 33

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Text - Putting 10 breakpoints in 20 lines of code be like.. STO STOSTOSTSTOP STST ST STOP

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Text - Omonbude Emmanuel @BUDESCODE To replace programmers with Robots, clients will have to accurately describe what they want. We're safe. 7:25 PM · 20 Jul 20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - David Perell @david_perell Becoming world-class at Googling things is one of the most valuable skills you can have, but I don't know anybody who actively tries to get better at it 11:13 AM · 26 Jul 20 · Twitter Web App 206 Retweets 1,591 Likes Mckay Wrigley @mckaywrigley · 1Oh Replying to @david_perell Programmers. 61

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Text - Catalin Pit @catalinmpit Learning JavaScript is like looking both ways before you cross the street, and then getting hit by an airplane. 10:06 AM - Jul 21, 2020 · Twitter Web App 12 Retweets and comments 118 Likes

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Text - Himanshu @sudowick Coding is all fun until you come across an Error that's not on stackoverflow & now you have to read full documentation

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Text - Kat Maddox @ctrlshifti God I wish there was an easier way to do this private bool IsEven(int number){ if (number else if (number else if (number else if (number else if (number == else if (number == 1) return false; 2) return true; 3) return false; 4) return true; 5) return false; 6) return true; 7) return false; 8) return true; 9) return false; else if (number == else if (number else if (number else if (number else if (number else if (number else if (number else if (number else if (numbe

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Signage - CODE COMMENTS BE LIKE STOP THIS IS A STOP SIGN

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Text - I Am Devloper @iamdevloper Debugging is like an onion. There are multiple layers to it, and the more you peel them back, the more likely you're going to start crying at inappropriate times. 21:51 · 15 Feb 19 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Tawanda Nyahuye @towernter Recruiters be like: We want someone who can connect to the database using CSS. 17:10 · 20 Jul 20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - @.. Programming is more about thinking than typing. So, technically, if you learn to lucid dream, you can create software solutions in your dreams, and when you wake up, you just write the code. 1:23 PM · Aug 11, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/lilBeartrap • 9h Earth's government decided to cut the population by half. Everyone has 30 seconds to justify why he or she deserves to live. What would you say? 1 13.2k 4.4k Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL rooddood69 •9h I can code in c++ Reply 1.9k HeWhoCouldBeNamed · 8h They're only keeping the hip kids working in Rust and such. 639 Playos · 7h Then do I really want to live on this world? 345 +

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Cheese - When you know only one programming language but it's capable of doing front end, back end and everything you need.. fb.me/yuva.krishna.memes

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Text - Dan Abramov @dan_abramov Recruiter: Do you have a CS background? Me: Yes, absolutely My CS background:

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Text - chmod 777 @sudowick God deleted a block of code which he thought was useless and 2020 happened 12:04 PM · 08 Aug 20 · Twitter for Android It's hard to argue with his assessment.

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Transport - C++ devs when their thousand line code is .4 seconds faster than a 10 line python code I am speed made with mematic

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