Wednesday, July 22, 2020

Tumblr Thread: The USA Explained


This fun and wild Tumblr thread breaks down some of the remarkable differences between states that all share the same country. This thread should've included the states (Hawaii and Arizona) that were like, "nah we're good on the whole daylight savings time thing." Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about a smart dog who learned the dinner criteria.

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Text - pumpkin-kitty-kat Follow Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let's be honest that's just what the USA is pumpkin-kitty-kat Follow The rest of the world: So... you're a big country? The states, standing on each other's shoulders: Y- yes,,

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Text - pumpkin-kitty-kat Follow I love how everyone who’s reblogged this hasn't added anything on or tagged anything on it. They're all just like "Yeah. That's it. That's the entire United States summed up in one post-" words-writ-in-starlight Follow #oh my god is THAT why_you guys are so weird Yeah 100%

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Text - Don't let these tags die omfg shieldmaiden19 Follow 10/10 can confirm aces-to-apples Follow absolutely bonkers that my own tags have crossed my dash like this more than fifteen reblogs after i wrote them deerladydisdain Follow I moved to another state. 30 minutes away. My family acts like I betrayed them and can't understand my life choices. It's completely different way of life, especially during covid. Completely different country.

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Text - "Fuck you, we make the drug laws in our state, and we say toke up!" "Now, hang on!" shouts the Federal government. “You can legalize weed in your state, but all banks are federal agencies, so if your weed dispensaries set up bank accounts, those accounts have money from illegal practices in it and are subject to seizure by the federal government!" "FINE!" shouts California. “Hey, weed guys, you can keep selling weed, but you can only deal in cash!" "How the fuck is that supposed to work!?

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Text - the details of why they were arrested: “25 yo man arrested 4/30/20 for riding an alligator through town while naked and smoking weed." | promises you the other states have PLENTY of weirdos, they just don't get their dirty laundry gleefully aired in the local news. Source: pumpkin-kitty-kat 159,591 notes

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