Friday, July 24, 2020

Absolute Worst Movies People Sat Through


Someone on AskReddit got a thread rolling about the worst movies people ever sat through. Of course the context with this particular thread is that these people were suffering through these movies hoping for some kind of improvement. Unfortunately, no such improvement was ever had, and the movies continued onward with mind numbingly terrible quality. 

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White - kingominous • 3h Eragon Reply 506 ... +3

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Text - CrustyButts132 • 2h The Last Airbender, the movie. It's been 10 years and I still become enraged when I think about it Reply 606 ...

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White - DudeFromSaudi • 3h Battlefield Earth. Reply 109 ... +

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Text - POster_Nutbag • 3h Fantastic Four. Take your pick on which one... they're all pretty abysmal. The 2005 one in particular sticks out to me. It's about an hour and a half of them being depressed about getting super powers, followed by 5 minutes of bland action. Reply 429 ...

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Text - _hate_traveling • 2h Artemis Fowl. What an absolute clusterfuck that movie was. Disney just skullfucked the source material to death and then set fire on the body. Reply 327 ...

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Text - a_guy_named_gai • 2h The Amazing Spider-man 2. After making Spider-man 3 a mess by putting in 3 villians and pointless subplots, Sony decides to reboot the franchise and does the exact same thing in the sequel to the reboot. Reply 1 74 ...

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Text - AveragWaffIBoi • 2h All of the maze runner movies after the first one. Sure, they were good, but as far as I remember, there was no maze running. Reply 345 ...

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Text - Eggsegret • 2h Jack and jill. Wasted an hour and a half of my life that I'll never get back Reply 165 ...

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Text - ShibertInu • 2h Percy Jackson. I'm not sure how enjoyable it is if you haven't read the books but if you have, Jesus motherfucking Christ, it's unbearable. The only similarity to the books are the names of the characters. That's it. The story has absolutely nothing to do with any of what happens in the books. It's just pure disappointment. It starts off pretty weak and then gradually gets worse and with each passing second it simply gets more and more depressing. You don't want to stop wa

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Text - Zedfourkay • 2h Dark Phoenix. The X-Men movies have proved they can make masterpieces, then they ended on this rubbish movie Reply 138 ...

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White - PMYOURBOOBOVERFLOW• 2h Cats. Just, yikes. Reply 107 ...

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Text - sugar-soad • 2h Disaster Movie. Worst movie ever. It took me 5 attempts to finish it and I regret every second of it. I would rather get punched in the crotch than have to watch that again | Reply 62 ...

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Text - rajagopal2001 • 2h Fifty Shades of Grey . I am waiting for the movie to get interesting , turns out its just Porn. Reply 79

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Text - enlaggedhoop • 2h Rise of the sky walker. It was so much of a mess that I thought it was building up into something interesting, but in the end that was just my imagination Reply 162 ...

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Text - Nofreeupvotes • 2h I don't remember the name of it but it was an M Night Shyamalan movie about a demon in an elevator. Half way through my friend turns to me and says "I just realized we're watching a movie about a demon in an elevator." As we walked out of the theater another friend said "I feel like I just had disappointing sex." The experience was so mundane and un-memorable that I will, ironically, always remember it. Reply 29 ...

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Text - katakitoo • 1h "Downsizing"movie for me was a huge disappointment though the idea of the movie was nice and new, it turned to be very slow and boring. Reply 1 27 ...

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Text - Obieousmaximus • 2h The last air bender and suicide squad. I went back and watched both because I thought maybe I was being too harsh on them. NOPE they still suck!!! Reply 1 42 ...

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Text - NijiPanda • 2h The emoji movie. I was honestly hoping for a Lego Movie situation where everyone thought it would be terrible but it was actually really good. My hopes were dashed in like the first five minutes. Reply 19

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Text - rake2204 • 2h The Amazing Jonathan Documentary Possible spoilers ahead. As a 90's kid, I remember his Comedy Central specials being clever and l'd heard there was some mystery or at least a twist to his doc, so I watched the entire thing waiting for the payoff that'd make everything feel a lot less depressing than it seemed. Totally thought I was being Andy Kaufman'd. Turns out he really is just addicted to meth and pretty much a total mess. Reply 1 13 ...

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Text - panda-rampage • 2h Any Netflix movie that Adam Sandler/Happy Madison production has churned out. Ridiculous Six is an atrocity Reply 31 ...

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Text - Ladoopanath • 1h Threat Level Midnight. Scarn was a douche, didn't mind the robot butler as much. The after credits scene is cringe too. Reply 12 ...

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Text - umpalumpamonkey • 2h The Twilight Saga Good grief I almost fell asleep so many times Reply 15 ...

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Text - mearalove • 1h Beowulf. After the first 5 minutes, I spent the rest of the movie pleading with my friend to leave. Seriously, I still want those hours back. Reply ...

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Text - Kolenga 1h Aquaman. I really hoped that messy bundle of cliches would get more interesting at some point but it never did. Reply 14 ...

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Text - rocket-c4t • 2h Sausage Party, I have never hated a film so much in my life Reply 15 ...

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Text - venicerocco • 2h Greyhound. The new Tom Hanks WW2 movie on Apple+. It's an abomination. It's as if apple have taken the beats and tropes of a war movie and assembled them together into a shallow pale imitation. It's clearly designed by committee, utterly unfollowable and lacks clear and concise direction. Awful. Reply ...

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Text - curiouscockgobbler • 1h Ghostbusters 2016. I was waiting for that original Ghostbusters feeling to kick in but it just shat on the originals and kept shitting until the credits rolled. Reply ...

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Text - ineedagirlfriendpls • 2h The hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Worst movie l've ever seen and they didn't have anything the same as the book. A complete and utter disgrace. Reply 6 ...

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Text - nekkidmancer • 1h Skyline. Kept waiting for it to have a redeeming quality. Somehow just kept getting worse. Reply ...

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Text - em_press • 47m There are two, for different reasons. 1. Sucker Punch. It just plain sucked. 2. Indiana Jones 4. Hopes were so high, the entire cinema was buzzing in anticipation before it started. At the end we all filed out in deflated disappointment. Reply Vote ...

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