Friday, June 19, 2020

Classic Facepalm Moments of Stupidity


If you think you're stupid, don't worry, there's someone out their saying or doing something that would make you look like a great big brain lord. People are producing classic facepalm moments of incompetence at a rate that surprises everyone around them. Humanity is just boiling over with incompetent facepalm moments.

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Text - Ingredients 1/2 cup rice 1/2 cup water 11 milk 1/4 cup sugar 1 tsp vanilla essence REVIEWER: I was wanting to use up some full cream milk. bought by mistake instead of light milk., and came across this recipe. Have just cooked it and the rice is so beautiful and creamy I only added 1/3 cup of sugar as my husband doesn't like things too sweet. and it's perfect for us Thank you very much DATE: 01-06-2015 19:1350 RATING: ***** for posting.

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Text - jesus how long did she live to is she still alive Born: June 27, 1880, Tuscumbia, AL Died: June 1, 1968, Easton, CT 28 years ???? how did she write 35 books ????? 28 hrs old she died BITCH HOW DID YOU GET 28 1880-1968 80-68=28 That's not how that works at all

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Text - Rachel 9 hours ago Comment Like FAIL I'm board. I'm chalk, we should get together. Jeff 9 hours ago Rachel not BORD, like a chalkbord. Learn to spellcheck. 9 hours ago BOARD! Like I don't have anything to do, Jeff Oh god I hope you don't breed. 9 hours ago

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Face - i UNILAD • 2 MIN READ Woman Sues 12-Year-Old Cyclist Because Her Car Got Scratched When She Hit Him

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Text - See those red countries? Those are the only nations that don't use the metric system RANKER.COM 16 Maps Of The World That Will Make You Say "Whoa" 1.1K 628 Comments · 538 Shares Litke לן Comment Share k Alaska is not a country

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World - cleam.meme • Follow A picture of earth before and after your opinion They're the same picture 39 m Reply

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Dog - 50 mins · Time for a siesta Looking after the little ones can be ruff Like ל1 Comment 2.6K Why are people still BREEDING when there's so many dogs that area euthanized each year!!!? 8 5m Like Reply

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Text - Apparently it took 3 of my aunts way too long to figure out why the candle wouldn't light. 2xC batteries Made China 12:41 PM 19 Jan 18

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Text - Boy paralysed after tumour fights back to gain a black belt A BOY left paralysed after a brain By Mark Reynolds tumour has bated doetors by making an unexpected recovery and gaining Tackwondo, Daniel Kimmins, now 14, under went emergency surgery days before all over again and he is able to do all of his seventh birthday when doctors the things he did before-which makes discovered the tumour. After the operation at Bristol's Frenchay Hospital, the youngster was wondo a lot harder than he u

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Text - Married couple waiting for children 'didn't realise they had to have sex to make a baby' 16 June 2020, 11:53 True confessions of an NHS Health Visitor HANDLE WITH CARE The story was detailed in new book Handle

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Text - (vG 24 VG247 O @VG247 · 4h #AssassinsCreedOdyssey lets you be as gay as you want vg247.com/2018/06/13/ass... t7 47 25 100 2h This takes place in ancient Greece, right? The Greeks followed religious doctrine, so they would kill somebody for being gay. Therefore, if this series, which prides itself in its historical realism (apart from characters having an impact) is gonna add this, it's wrong 1 -2h LOL YOU THINK ANCIENT GREECE WASN'T GAY 7 Follow Replying to I know ancient Greece followed

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Text - 4 days ago Hey jackass, we use MPH in this country. 1 ^| v 12 Reply 3 days ago Wheels is an Australian magazine, we use metric measurements. 12 ^|v Reply 16 hours ago You're on the internet, which is American. Therefore you can use American (the best) measurements. ^| v 6 Reply 3 hours ago Actually, the world wide web was first developed in CERN. I don't blame you for not knowing that, you're apparently an American.

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Text - Goodyear Blimp @GoodyearBlimp It's literally what we do, Maureen. MAUREEN @ · 1d Why is the Goodyear blimp always flying around?! CAM/TEAD

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Text - Mattnew wVIICOX DEAR ATHEISTS: How is it that cavemen survived the asteroid but the dinosaurs didn't? Marc Bangs Trick was to keep a safe distance from the dinosaurs - about 65 million years or so seemed to do the trick

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Human - Goes to Egypt, carves "Ding Jinhao was here" into a 3500 year old temple

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Text - i think my favorite story is my bisexual friends father hating that she liked the same gender so he sent her to a catholic school an all girls school an enclosed space with nothing but girls I like to imagine him crossing his arms and thinking "why yes, this is a sound decision" "the perfect plan"

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Text - Roses are red, Why? There is no reasoning... NEWS Florida cop claims Burger King put dirt on his food – investigation reveals it was seasoning

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Text - Ænzo @dolphin_dom Fun fact: blueberries are the only fruit named after a color 5:00 PM 5/22/20 · Twitter for iPhone 108 Retweets 608 Likes utadä @rinasawayana 21h Replying to @dolphin_dom star fruit? 01 27 O 22 Ænzo @dolphin_dom 21h So close!! That is a shape 275 182

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Text - UberFacts @UberFacts In Germany, escaping prison is not punishable by law. The desire to escape is considered human-nature and inmates will not be punished if they successfully do so. Nancy M That's a lie. In America, the minimum sentence for attempting escape is 2 years in prison. I worked in law enforcement for years and have a law degree. 8h Like Reply 136

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Astronomical object - Gomank @gomankk What would you do in this situation insert name @Tobz_s What Tf are we meant to do ? >

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Food - Practicing edible recipes without the weed 14:59 SO so baking

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Text - chrissy teigen @chrissyteigen This is called ... a duet Y5OAY USA TODAY @USATODAY - 1d Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande teamed up for "Rain On Me," an upbeat dance track where each singer takes a turn with a verse. They also sing together on some of the choruses. bit.ly/ 2TV4ZV3

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Text - masc potatoes @CertifiedFool Follow This woman was about to miss the train so she threw her bag to stop the doors from closing. Her bag is on the train. She is not. 10:30 PM - 16 Mar 2017 6 17 7,215 V 9,804

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