Friday, October 15, 2021

The Trailer For The Forgotten Woopi Goldberg Dinosaur Buddy Cop Movie


In the mid-1990s, someone had an idea. They thought, "you know what needs to be made? Lethal Weapon for children. But maybe instead of a compelling story, let's make it about a dinosaur. And the only person who's capable/willing to star in this thing? Obviously, Woopi Goldberg." Here's the trailer for the straight-to-video release of Theodore Rex. It cost almost 34 million dollars to make.

NFL Wide Receiver Pulls Off Crazy Gutsy Play


There are some human beings on this beautiful planet that possess that level of athleticism that seems to literally transcend the bounds of what we thought was capable from humans in the first place. This wide receiver pulled off just the kind of play that you might otherwise expect to see in a Madden game with the cheat codes in effect. 

Girls Open Truck Window On Closed Food Truck, Owner Pops Off


These girls were clearly out of their minds. They were so out of their minds that they thought it'd be chill to go ahead and open a very clearly closed food truck window. Well, at least the owner wasn't shy about giving them a piece of his mind. 

Child Prodigy Improvises Sonata In Under One Minute


This girl's name is Alma Deutscher, and apparently nowadays she's 15-years-old, and has already released two operas, as well as numerous other compositions. Some kids are just born into this world with an unfathomable amount of talent. 

Low Baller Wants Guitar Built, Doesn't Understand Why That Should Cost Money


The sun never sets on entitled people and their wonderfully audacious demands. Here's a potential customer who wanted a new neck put on a guitar, but wasn't ready to accept the reality that when you ask for work to take place, sometimes there are costs to go with that. It's a lot like this Karen who doesn't understand why she can't buy a showpiece or why work costs money. What a beautiful world we live in.

Line Cutters At Border Get Instant Customs Karma


When most of us see a mom taking care of her toddlers we think "that's difficult, maybe I should be patient." But these folks saw it and thought "perfect, an opportunity to jump literally one space ahead in line." The problem with their plan is that the place they chose to cut in line was at a secure border crossing. And naturally, they take things seriously at those.

Enlightening Tumblr Thread On People Who Ask Vs. People Who Guess


So, it turns out that there are different routes that people take when it comes to asking for stuff that they want. Some people will ask for it straight up, while others will do everything that they can to beat around the bush and not ask. This Tumblr thread might end up being quite enlightening for you, depending on how you view the world. 

Bridezilla Attempts To Bail On Catering Day Before Wedding


It's not to hard to tell that this is the very kind of contract that was designed by someone who has dealt with their fair share of bridezillas in the past. This bridezilla vastly underestimated the person that she was dealing with. Check out some more revenge drama with this revenge tale about a scummy collection agency who messed with a guy's credit score.

Bone-Jarringly Frustrating Double Standards


Is there anything more frustrating that having a total hypocrite with a "rule for thee but not for me" attitude dictate the conditions of your existence? Maybe getting your fingers slammed into a locked car door is worse. But if we're comparing the two in the first place, then double standards suck pretty bad. Here are some of people's most memorable and unjust examples.

The Weirdest Things People Got In Trouble For At Work


Our jobs are challenging enough without a manager publicly shaming us for saying "hi boss" too happily. The things these people's managers got angry about are extremely arbitrary, unpredictable, and frequently hypocritical. We can only hope that they found better places to work soon after. These sound a whole lot like the reasons these people quit their jobs on the spot.

Guy Makes Huge Mistake And Tips Pizza Delivery Guy 140%, Rolls With It


There's some major karma coming this guy's way for this mistake-turned good deed. Good on him for rolling with it and letting they guy have a great day when he saw the effect that his mistake had had on him. A lot of us might not have been able to just let it go in the same way that he did.

On thing is for sure... this guy absolutely made this driver's day and maybe even his week or month. We've seen some crazy stories from delivery drivers and they usually aren't that good as far as experiences go.

Delivery drivers of the world... what was the best delivery you ever had?

Guy Mistakenly Asks A 'Not' Pregnant Woman "When She is Due", Disaster Ensues


This is one of those moments where you just want to curl up into a ball and die in a hole. Actually, if you're any of the people involved, even a bystander, you're probably feeling this way. To be fair, this guy maybe deserves feeling this way for making poor assumptions about strangers. Especially, assumptions that could lead to disastrous situations like this. Maybe, next time, don't say anything.


We're experiencing a full body cringe just reading this. 

Entitled Neighbors Lose Free Dinner Privileges After Complaining


And the entitlement just continues to run amok, folks. It sounds like the whole dynamic that's present in this relationship between our angry chef and some entitled neighbors has spiraled out of control in terms of toxicity. Maybe the neighbors learned their valuable lesson about not complaining when it comes to free food. And if you do, perhaps don't expect to receive any more free food in the future. 

A Masterful Revenge Story That Was 10 Years In The Making


When it gets down to it, sometimes the best revenge stories are the ones that you can tell required all kinds of crazy buildup. To say that this revenge story had some buildup would be a vast understatement. We're talking about a whole 10 years here. The patience and the strategy that had to go into pulling this off is not to be underestimated. If this masterful revenge story got you going, check out some more revenge drama with this revenge story about a business that sold a customer a fake textbook, and then got nuked from orbit.

A Classic And Beautiful Shopping Cart Mishap


Sometimes we need to get back to basics and study the masterful work of two dudes who really should have remembered that things with wheels might need to be secured. What a beautiful example of shopping cart physics at work.

Thursday, October 14, 2021

Track Star Pulls Off Historical Comeback


I think it's safe to say that nobody in their right mind would've anticipated this comeback. She emerged from the depths of the underworld itself to secure the kind of comeback that people will be excitedly chatting about for days to come. 

Just A Man Brushing His Behemoth Of A Cow


Take that moment to appreciate the fact that the highland cow went out of its way to move its head the opposite direction that the man was brushing. Clearly, the situational awareness is on point. 

Former Starbucks Employee Shares $1 Ripoff From Walmart In Viral Video


So, this TikTok video ended up going viral because a former Starbucks employee went on to make the claim that Starbucks has been pulling some kind of stunt where they're supplying customers with some $4 bread that can be bought from Walmart for $1. Some folks butted heads in the comments section over whether or not this was in fact the same bread. But also, hey, calm down, she said it was a "dupe." Not necessarily the exact same bread. 

Food Memes To Satiate Our Deep Hunger For Laughter


Everybody's gotta eat. It's one of the only things that ties together our collective human experience on this planet. That's what makes food memes so dang relatable. Food isn't shameful. It's a need. So we should be open about our relationship with food and embrace it with humor. We're all public masticators, and we all swallow. 

Phrases That People Absolutely Can't Stand


Words are a tool, and people use common phrases for different ends. Sometimes people use them to justify their own ignorance or cruelty. Sometimes people say something they think is clever, but is so overdone that it makes us want to throw them in a sack with a dog, a snake and a monkey. Sometimes people misuse phrases in order to hide their own guilt in a given situation. We notice this use of language, and naturally, we learn to hate it. To learn if you're the kind of person who people would rather not be in a room with, here are personality traits that people can't stand.

Entitled People And Their Wonderfully Audacious Demands


It's hard to get inside the mind of the kind of person who thinks it's reasonable to request a live-in babysitter for little to no pay. It doesn't strike as intuitive, the kind of thinking that results in an an unjustifiably angry customer leaving a poor review because a breakfast place isn't open at 6 pm. It's little things like these that make us forever mystified by the machinations of entitled people and their fantastically bold moves.

Quick And Fiercely Wholesome Tumblr Post On Cute Frog


Sometimes, it's just those minor details in this crazy life that end up bringing the most amount of satisfaction. In this case, we have a wonderful, unforgettable wholesome little Tumblr thread about a ferociously adorable frog. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this Tumblr post about some bros that united some groggy brain cells to track down a misplaced set of keys.

Bride's Brother Offers Her $5K Wedding Gift, She Asks For $20K


This is one of those stories where you can quickly find yourself hoping, praying that it's potentially no more than a work of fiction. The fact that this bride had the audacity to ask for four times the amount of money that she was originally graciously offered basically escapes all rhyme and reason. You can probably imagine where people found themselves in the way of offering their opinions on whether this was a reasonable request on her end, or not. 

The Reviews Are In For This Demonic Garfield Plush


This monstrosity received some internet fame a bit ago when this person's roommate ordered one and it came horrible vacuum sealed, and it turns out the rabbit hole just goes deeper. Apparently people saw it and people liked it, because this sad-eyed Monday-hater has got quite a few reviews from happy and horrified customers. If the Gorfeld isn't creepy enough, here are some cursed, creepy images to feel weird about.

Twitter Thread: Dietician Reviews Terrible Candy Corn


Every so often, the flavor warlocks in the food industry think it'll be a great idea to invent something like ranch-flavored soda or diaper-flavored jelly beans. The thing here is that no one really loved candy corn in the first place. To make a Bertie-Botts-esque bag of candy corn n the flavor of a Thanksgiving dinner sounds downright criminal, and with the help of @momofnorank it's pretty obvious that it is. Here are some food memes to serve up the flavor of laughter.

Woman Withdraws Financial Support From Fiancé's Insanely Entitled Mom


It sounds like this woman had her hands full with dealing with an insane amount of entitlement from her fiancé's mother. Basically, the mom clearly wasn't interested in taking advantage of her family's good graces and financial support anytime soon. So, she decided to go ahead and withdraw her support. You might be able to imagine who the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community found themselves siding with. 

Bakery In Leeds Gets Outed For Using Illegal Sprinkles, Fiasco Ensues


Every now and again we'll come across a story that leaves us genuinely at a loss for words. At first glance, this tale about a troublemaking bakery out in Leeds almost seems like it's too good to be true. But alas, this is a for real deal. What might be even more troubling than the fact that there was foul play involved with the sprinkles choice by this bakery is the fact that someone went out of their way to report the bakery in the first place. Like, let them have some fun. 

Business Sells Customer Fake Textbook, Business Gets Launched From Orbit


Unfortunately, this isn't the first time that we've encountered a story where a business tried to pull some shady BS on a customer, and we're sure that it won't be the last time. In this case though, good on the customer for taking matters into their own hands, and basically nuking the business from orbit. To make matters better, because of the customer's tactical revenge, it would seem a reasonable expectation to make that this business won't be pulling their shady tactics on anyone else. Love to see it. Keep the revenge drama going with this revenge story about a girl who got her nemesis kicked out of the pub in the pettiest of revenges.

Employee Has To Deal With Unreasonably Dense Supervisor


Unfortunately, there are plenty of instances out there that have involved patient employees that hit their breaking points when it came to dealing with infuriatingly unqualified managers. Some folks somehow get themselves into positions of power, where they ultimately just end up making the whole job thing that much more insufferable for everyone else. It sounds like this dude definitely endured an irritating situation with a clueless manager. 

Girl On Halloween Leaves Her Candy For Other Kids


It's wholesome moments like these that can temporarily restore that potentially dwindling faith in humanity. This girl is clearly destined for great things.