Thursday, October 14, 2021

Track Star Pulls Off Historical Comeback


I think it's safe to say that nobody in their right mind would've anticipated this comeback. She emerged from the depths of the underworld itself to secure the kind of comeback that people will be excitedly chatting about for days to come. 

Just A Man Brushing His Behemoth Of A Cow


Take that moment to appreciate the fact that the highland cow went out of its way to move its head the opposite direction that the man was brushing. Clearly, the situational awareness is on point. 

Former Starbucks Employee Shares $1 Ripoff From Walmart In Viral Video


So, this TikTok video ended up going viral because a former Starbucks employee went on to make the claim that Starbucks has been pulling some kind of stunt where they're supplying customers with some $4 bread that can be bought from Walmart for $1. Some folks butted heads in the comments section over whether or not this was in fact the same bread. But also, hey, calm down, she said it was a "dupe." Not necessarily the exact same bread. 

Food Memes To Satiate Our Deep Hunger For Laughter


Everybody's gotta eat. It's one of the only things that ties together our collective human experience on this planet. That's what makes food memes so dang relatable. Food isn't shameful. It's a need. So we should be open about our relationship with food and embrace it with humor. We're all public masticators, and we all swallow. 

Phrases That People Absolutely Can't Stand


Words are a tool, and people use common phrases for different ends. Sometimes people use them to justify their own ignorance or cruelty. Sometimes people say something they think is clever, but is so overdone that it makes us want to throw them in a sack with a dog, a snake and a monkey. Sometimes people misuse phrases in order to hide their own guilt in a given situation. We notice this use of language, and naturally, we learn to hate it. To learn if you're the kind of person who people would rather not be in a room with, here are personality traits that people can't stand.

Entitled People And Their Wonderfully Audacious Demands


It's hard to get inside the mind of the kind of person who thinks it's reasonable to request a live-in babysitter for little to no pay. It doesn't strike as intuitive, the kind of thinking that results in an an unjustifiably angry customer leaving a poor review because a breakfast place isn't open at 6 pm. It's little things like these that make us forever mystified by the machinations of entitled people and their fantastically bold moves.

Quick And Fiercely Wholesome Tumblr Post On Cute Frog


Sometimes, it's just those minor details in this crazy life that end up bringing the most amount of satisfaction. In this case, we have a wonderful, unforgettable wholesome little Tumblr thread about a ferociously adorable frog. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this Tumblr post about some bros that united some groggy brain cells to track down a misplaced set of keys.

Bride's Brother Offers Her $5K Wedding Gift, She Asks For $20K


This is one of those stories where you can quickly find yourself hoping, praying that it's potentially no more than a work of fiction. The fact that this bride had the audacity to ask for four times the amount of money that she was originally graciously offered basically escapes all rhyme and reason. You can probably imagine where people found themselves in the way of offering their opinions on whether this was a reasonable request on her end, or not. 

The Reviews Are In For This Demonic Garfield Plush


This monstrosity received some internet fame a bit ago when this person's roommate ordered one and it came horrible vacuum sealed, and it turns out the rabbit hole just goes deeper. Apparently people saw it and people liked it, because this sad-eyed Monday-hater has got quite a few reviews from happy and horrified customers. If the Gorfeld isn't creepy enough, here are some cursed, creepy images to feel weird about.

Twitter Thread: Dietician Reviews Terrible Candy Corn


Every so often, the flavor warlocks in the food industry think it'll be a great idea to invent something like ranch-flavored soda or diaper-flavored jelly beans. The thing here is that no one really loved candy corn in the first place. To make a Bertie-Botts-esque bag of candy corn n the flavor of a Thanksgiving dinner sounds downright criminal, and with the help of @momofnorank it's pretty obvious that it is. Here are some food memes to serve up the flavor of laughter.

Woman Withdraws Financial Support From Fiancé's Insanely Entitled Mom


It sounds like this woman had her hands full with dealing with an insane amount of entitlement from her fiancé's mother. Basically, the mom clearly wasn't interested in taking advantage of her family's good graces and financial support anytime soon. So, she decided to go ahead and withdraw her support. You might be able to imagine who the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community found themselves siding with. 

Bakery In Leeds Gets Outed For Using Illegal Sprinkles, Fiasco Ensues


Every now and again we'll come across a story that leaves us genuinely at a loss for words. At first glance, this tale about a troublemaking bakery out in Leeds almost seems like it's too good to be true. But alas, this is a for real deal. What might be even more troubling than the fact that there was foul play involved with the sprinkles choice by this bakery is the fact that someone went out of their way to report the bakery in the first place. Like, let them have some fun. 

Business Sells Customer Fake Textbook, Business Gets Launched From Orbit


Unfortunately, this isn't the first time that we've encountered a story where a business tried to pull some shady BS on a customer, and we're sure that it won't be the last time. In this case though, good on the customer for taking matters into their own hands, and basically nuking the business from orbit. To make matters better, because of the customer's tactical revenge, it would seem a reasonable expectation to make that this business won't be pulling their shady tactics on anyone else. Love to see it. Keep the revenge drama going with this revenge story about a girl who got her nemesis kicked out of the pub in the pettiest of revenges.

Employee Has To Deal With Unreasonably Dense Supervisor


Unfortunately, there are plenty of instances out there that have involved patient employees that hit their breaking points when it came to dealing with infuriatingly unqualified managers. Some folks somehow get themselves into positions of power, where they ultimately just end up making the whole job thing that much more insufferable for everyone else. It sounds like this dude definitely endured an irritating situation with a clueless manager. 

Girl On Halloween Leaves Her Candy For Other Kids


It's wholesome moments like these that can temporarily restore that potentially dwindling faith in humanity. This girl is clearly destined for great things. 

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Jamie Costa Absolutely Nails Robin Williams In Biopic Test Footage


It goes without saying that most people, to some extent, miss Robin Williams. And with this, the ability to see someone do such a damn good representation of the guy is not only mindblowing, but also takes us back to our childhoods in a way that we wouldn't expect while watching a man in rainbow suspenders doing impressions.

One Of Carl Sagan's Most Profound Speeches On Humanity


Carl Sagan was truly operating on a whole another level. With brilliance he was able to break down some of the most complex scientific topics, and then relay all of that dense information back in a way that many of us are actually able to make sense of. This speech might be one of the best he ever gave. 

Karen Dings Dude's Car Door, Tries To Flee The Scene, Gets Recorded


There are far too many shady individuals out there that are completely fine with unleashing damage upon people's property, only to try and make clean getaways. Fortunately, this TikToker was able to successfully film Karen before she decided to dip on out of the scene. Hopefully, Karen learns her lesson. 

People's Worst Experiences During Halloween


Halloween is right around the corner, and the spookiness is in full effect. Many a doorstep is outfitted with pumpkins that have paid fresh tribute to the cause. Halloween's also undoubtedly one of those seasons where people just love to get extra immature with everything. Sometimes, this can result in quite the onslaught of cringeworthy, or downright terrifying life situations. Hopefully this AskReddit thread serves to make you feel a bit better about any unfortunate times that you were on the receiving end of a Halloween prank that took things just a bit too far. 

Teacher Insists On Talking To Mom, Parent Brings Wife's Ashes


It's pretty common for involved dads to not be treated with the respect they deserve for taking care of their kids, to the point that they get called "babysitters" rather than full-on parents. Naturally, being treated condescendingly as a parent provokes its own kind of animosity. When this guy's kid's teacher demanded to speak to her mom, he thought, "fine." 

Dude Gets Targeted By Scammer, Takes Them For A Ride


As much as we love to see incompetent scammers who were their own worst enemies, the fact remains that they exist because some people still fall for them. The best thing we can do is waste their time, if not only to keep them from preying on actually vulnerable people, but because it's dang fun. This person in particular decided to do some trolling, because hey, every interaction is a gift.

Justified Reasons People Walked Out Of Job Interviews


In the professional world, it's important to know one's value. And some interviewers take the approach of trying to artificially lower the value of their prospective employees in order to get, like, a better deal or something? Some interviewers outright lie about what they'll offer, and others are straight up pyramid schemes. Here are some justified reasons people walked out of job interviews. For all those applicants out there, here are some job interview red flags to not overlook.

Twitter Thread: Tetris Can Reduce Mental Trauma


@jelenawoehr explains that apparently Tetris, and games like it, engage the eyes and brain in a way that can help people directly after experiencing a traumatic event. Don't go around thinking you can be a mental superman and undo every wild thing you see by booting up a Gameboy and slapping down a few colored blocks, or that Tetris itself can magically cure longstanding psychological trauma, but it's something, and the science is cool. For some more weird eye/brain junk to quote at a party later, here's the tumblr thread about how Magenta doesn't exist and it's just our brain doing its best.

Boss Posts Unreasonable Memo Regarding Time Off, Twitter Reacts


Jobs are demanding, but should they be so demanding that employers can post memos denying their employees the ability to take time off for the holidays? It seems like a bit much, and it seems like one of those kinds of things that could lead to stories of how people quit their jobs with no notice. To make situations like this in your own life more avoidable, here are some job interview red flags to not overlook.

CEO Pushes Employee For More Productivity, Malicious Compliance Ensues


Man oh man, all of the world's maniacal managers really need to check themselves. It sounds like it was only a matter of time before this CEO's antics ended up catching up with him. It seems well within reason to suggest that this CEO clearly underestimated the importance of celebrating newfound friendships between hard-working employees. Check out another tale of malicious compliance, where a woman outwitted Karen the building manager with a greenhouse workaround.

Twitter Thread: People's Funniest Travel Fails


The moment you leave your home and give yourself over to getting lost in that big ole crazy world, you open yourself up to all kinds of spontaneous fails that might present themselves. Travel itself can be a wonderful experience, that inspires all kinds of self growth. You'll regularly find yourself outside of your comfort zone. But hey, that's what it's all about. Maybe these people's crazy travel fails will make you feel better about any ridiculous moments of your own. 

Homeowner Refuses To Be A Part Of HOA, HOA Becomes Enraged


We're no strangers to wild and infuriating stories involving HOAs acting up with all kinds of toxic behavior. It sounds like this HOA (similar to many others we've read about) is definitely overstepping when it comes to their decision to try to tell a homeowner what they should do with their property. You can imagine how the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community felt about it. 

Convincingly Literal Moments of Technical Accuracy


It's hard to argue with technical accuracy. Even when something technically accurate might be factually untrue, it sure is compelling. And who are we to argue with someone's clever assertion about the nature of time, space, or the fact that during an earthquake, every coffin in the ground becomes a sort of maraca? They're technically correct.

Bill Nye Clowns On Neil deGrasse Tyson's Reply


It wouldn't be beyond reason to suggest that Neil deGrasse Tyson was blatantly unprepared for Bill Nye to pull through with a nice verbal jab after his lengthy rant about how consciousness doesn't exist. Like, take a seat, Neil. 

Hair Stylist Starts Rumor That She's Leaving, Gets A Raise


Working a rough job can feel like a struggle to prove your own worth, but when this person found out that a new discount was literally coming straight out of their paycheck, they realized it was time to get down to some serious business. Good thing they had a particular coworker who knew how to not keep a secret. For another work triumph, here's the janitor who dressed up, got confused with his manager, and got his job.