Viggo Mortensen Cooly Speaking Seven Languages

The journey that one takes to learn how to speak seven languages can't be an easy one. But there he is. The Viggo Mortensen, just doing his thing. He can also speak some Elvish. 

Important Tips To Help Get A Leg Up On Life

We're all doing the best we can to not completely wipe out and fail miserably at a moment's notice. Unfortunately, sometimes we only end up gaining that hard-earned wisdom through moments of complete and utter failure. Maybe these tips will help you avoid your next potential catastrophe. At the very least, they're worth a look-see. 

Karl Urban's Infamous Prank On Viggo Mortensen

Let's be real on this one: farming goats absolutely sounds like something that Viggo Mortensen could get down with. 

Real Jump Scares That Happen In Everyday Life

The fact of the matter is that it's hardwired in our human brains to hate being jump scared. This AskReddit thread pays homage to those moments that have happened in everyday life that are straight up terrible jump scares. Maybe this'll bring back memories of your own, where your heart leapt right out of your chest and you were completely beside yourself with genuine shock. 

Literally Accurate Moments So Funny They Figuratively Hurt

Does taking things extremely literally make us seem smart? Maybe in the right company. Some people can't handle the technical truth. They say it's "confusing" and "the dumbest thing they've ever seen." What they fail to understand is that it takes the right kind of dumb to seem clever. Most of us can enjoy highly literal moments of technical accuracy.

Funny Signs Kids Are Dumb As Heck

There are a whole lot of signs that kids are dumber than bushels of hammers. Most of us having been kids, it should be no surprise why they're dumb. But at the same time, it sure is a weird reminder of I time back when we used to think car blinkers were magic turn predictors. Kids are so dumb and weird they're almost a different species.

Twitter Thread On An Infamously Clueless Intern

It's honestly amazing how some people are able to land themselves the jobs that they do. It sounds like this dude is in dire need of some kind of instruction manual on how to life properly. He'd probably be a wildly fun and amusing individual to work with. 

Woman Expects Five Free Hours Of Parking, Gets Rejected, Calls The Police

Man oh man, this has to be one of the more unbelievable scenarios involving a delusional, wildly entitled person that we've come across. This woman honestly expected a free handout in the form of five free hours of parking. As you might expect, she was swiftly rejected. Then though, then, she proceeds to call the police. She was really her own worst enemy. 

Ex-Boyfriend Takes Advantage Of Lease, Proceeds To Get Reported To Landlord

People can get particularly nasty during the fallout from a breakup. It sounds like this particular ex-boyfriend was all kinds of out of line. He basically had a group of people paying his way, and was having his ex go ahead and make full payments on the rent. Well, let's just say that things didn't end up working out too well for him. Queue the petty revenge. 

Boss Demands Employee Take Part In Company Kart Race, Malicious Compliance Ensues

It sounds like this boss had all kinds of Ricky Bobby-inspired illusions of grandeur. Basically, he'd force all of his employees to pull up for this company spirit building activity, where they'd hop in some go karts and then be defeated by their boss on the track. Well, the boss definitely underestimated their new hire. It sounds like after the malicious compliance was successfully executed, that the employee got themselves off the hook for future mandatory kart race attendance. 

People's Hot Takes On Crimes Against Food

There are certain food combinations that immediately make the stomach grumpy just even thinking about it. Apparently, there are some wild folks out there that are rocking their pasta dishes with ketchup and mayo. Like, excuse me? What is this? I get that sometimes you've got to make do with what you have when the finances are tight, but please, do what you can to steer clear of ketchup pasta. There has to be another way. Check out some more cursed foods right from the jowls of heck over here.

Man Makes Bread From 4,500 Year Old Yeast Sample

An amateur gastroegyptologist by the name of Seamus Blackley stumbled upon what he definitely hopes are isolated strains of yeast that came off 4,500 year old Egyptian pots. Naturally, he figured that it'd be cool to make some bread out of it. Seems like a pretty awesome use of one's time. Apparently the aroma that came from the bread was otherworldly as well. 

Spiteful Brother Schedules His 'Shotgun' Wedding On the Same Date As His Sister's Wedding

Man, this family sucks. Hard core. Sounds like a really toxic group to be a part of. There is no part of them that should even consider asking this sister to reschedule her wedding when she has had the date saved for two years. Suddenly, her entitled brother just gets to come in and schedule his date over the top of it. 

Carnivore Family Member Refuses To Attend Vegan Wedding, Bride Consults Reddit

This isn't the first time that we've seen dramatics break out over meat vs. vegetarian dishes, and we're sure it won't be the last time. This bride decided to consult the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community to determine whether or not she was in the wrong for not pressuring a carnivorous family member to come to her vegan wedding. You can probably imagine where the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community found themselves. 

Indoor Fireworks Prove To Be A Bad Idea Once Again

Here we have a wedding being interrupted by a surprise fire, thanks to some well-placed fireworks. One would think people would stop putting fireworks inside given all the fires they start, even when they're outside, but naturally, people are undeterred by those inconvenient facts. Why do people keep doing this?

Inflatable Pretzel Gets Solemnly Removed From Ceiling

You probably didn't wake up today thinking that you'd be hit square in the feels-plex over an inflatable pretzel being lowered from the ceiling, but here you are. Here you are. Look at this poor pretzel. It's had better days. It will be back again to reign over its kingdom one day. 

Simone Giertz Builds Mechanical Dining Room Jigsaw Puzzle Table

If you love puzzles, then this demonstration of crafting brilliance is for you. Seriously, Simone brought the heat. And don't even get us started on the genuine levels of excitement when Katelyn and Evan showed up. 

McDonald's Worker Pours Sweet And Sour Sauce In Caramel Frappé

Of all the mad and incomprehensibly wild things that a human being can do in this life, pouring sweet and sour sauce in a caramel frappé is just plain old wrong, man. Like, come on. It's no wonder that this TikTok vid went viral. Check out some more cursed food straight from the jowls of heck over here.

Stupid Things People Did On Autopilot

The human brain is an amazing computing machine, just as capable of feeling love as it is able to do advanced calculus. It will also make you throw a cup of coffee onto your bed thinking it's your phone. So let's just say that it's a mixed bag. There are some seriously dumb things people have done on auto-pilot.

Karen Mistakenly Bullies Fellow Customer, Gets Mocked

Some customers get a very real sense of superiority out of abusing customer service individuals. But sometimes Karens misidentify fellow customers as employees and hurl their bad vibes at a person who is completely willing to be disrespectful right back to them. It's a beautiful day when the gloves come off. For another wondrous Karen moment, here's the secret shopper who was so much of a Karen that she got fired.

Vegetarian Gets Mad That Roommate Cooks Meat In Dorm Room, Roommate Feels Bad

It's not easy sharing a living space with another human being in close quarters. The reality is that most of us have preferences that can set us apart from everyone else. It sounds like this woman's roommate was being just a tad bit unreasonable when it came to understanding the fact that people have different tastes. Really, what needs to happen is a complete halt on the guilt tripping. Life's far too short to acquiesce to someone else's narcissistic outlook on what you should be doing to fully optimize their relationship with life. 

Entitled People Who Had The Sheer Audacity

We all have enough problems as is. We don't need other people making problems for us by calling us names for not wanting to trade a guitar for a sandwich. The entitled people of the world have a hard time seeing how that's not exactly a fair deal, but don't be discouraged. Most people won't leave a horrible review of a restaurant because they had to sit in the sun. Most people.

Funny Tweets To Bring The Thunder To A Cloudy Day

Twitter is like a big bowl of fruit. Actually it's nothing like that. It's more like a big bowl of people's complaints. And among those complaints are beautifully elegant observations, thoughts, jokes and more than a few Guy Fieri references. While there are pitfalls having everyone saying everything all day, some of that everything is pretty great. Here are some funny tweets to build character and cultivate strength.

Funny Signs That Took Humor Into The Second Dimension

How does it feel to be less funny than a piece of wood? That's how we feel all the time, but especially in the context of funny signs. People have an inherent need to be seen and heard, and sometimes the best way to do that is the most old school way there is, by smearing some symbols up on a thing. And amazingly, that method still works. So here are some funny signs for those who enjoy jokes on a literal post.

NYC Bans Dogs In Subways, People Step Up With Ingenious Innovations

When you tell people that they can't bring their beloved animals on board the ever chaotic subway, you better believe that they're going to step up and deliver with ingenious innovations that allow them to bring those very dogs on the subway. Suffice to say, these people outdid themselves. If you want to keep the Tumblin going, check out this Tumblr thread on the importance of serving customers exactly what they order.

People Describe The Dealbreakers From Their Exes

Many of us have hit that point where we find ourselves confronted by a profoundly difficult individual that clearly just can't be reasoned with. These people in this AskReddit thread went ahead and described the moments that they just couldn't put up with the flak anymore from their exes. If anything, this thread should serve as a guide on how to not carry yourself when it comes to how you interact with people, and absolutely how you interact with your partner. 

Dad Jokes That Quite Literally Outdad-ed Themselves

We love us some good old-fashioned dad jokes here. There's something about a dad joke, where you can find a deep appreciation for the dad joke, and also hate it at the same time. These dad jokes though, they're a work of art. A thing of beauty really. You very well might find yourself wanting to put these in your arsenal when it's all said and done. 

People's Favorite Ways To Escape Reality

Many of us are prone toward fits of escapism. This whole life thing can be overwhelming at times. Sometimes, you just need to unplug. Of course, it's best to do so in as healthy of a way as possible Maybe some of these people's strategies for escaping reality will give you some new ideas for the next time you need to check out and take a mental vacation for a while. 

Absurd, Cursed, And Uncomfortable Architecture

Every now and again, you might catch yourself driving or walking around a new neighborhood, and realize that you've stumbled upon an unforgettably awful display of architecture. You might snap a pic, send it off to a friend, and spend the next series of panicked hours trying to make sense out of how such an eyesore could've come into fruition in the first place. These snapshots of absurd, cursed, and uncomfortable architecture are in a league of their own. And not the league that you want to find yourself in. 

Upholsterer Manages To Restore A Completely Rotten Chair

You don't even have to be plugged into the craftsmanship/repairs wavelength to find an appreciation for this guy's masterful work. Seriously, next-level stuff. We can't wait for whatever work he churns out next.