Bad freeway signs that are so infuriatingly ambiguous that they never actually manage to successfully show busy drivers where they're supposed to exit or transition can make life a whole lot more difficult. So, this guy pulled off nothing short of a heroic stunt. Plus, the music itself makes the video that much more unforgettable.
To say that Tim Tebow's stint as a Tight End for the Jacksonville Jaguars was short-lived would actually be an understatement. The dude had one unforgettably awful showing. He put on a master class in how to not lay some blocks on people. Twitter was already having a passionate field day over his game against the Cleveland Browns. And now we have this fine update about Tebow's status in the NFL. Truly, what's next, folks?
TikToker @theycallmevero took the internet by storm when she decided to go ahead and reveal the step-by-step cooking process that goes into preparing Panda Express' infamous Orange Chicken. Not only does she do a great job at providing all of the necessary information, but she also shows off some pretty impressive cooking skills. Apparently she'd just started the job too. We're ready for the next recipe reveal.
Seriously, the Irish are absolutely not to be underestimated when it comes to just how creative and staggeringly ruthless they can get when it comes to drumming up rare insults directed toward people's fashion choices. But hey, maybe you're someone who enjoys setting yourself up for a proper roasting. It can be genuinely entertaining to see what kinds of insults people will come up with when they're put to the challenge.
Weddings are supposed to be about love and commitment, but man do they tend to bring out the worst in people. Here we've got the bride who doesn't want grandma coming just because she thinks it will be impossible to cut loose with her around, and absolutely everyone agreeing that maybe it's not that big a deal. Has she ever been to a wedding? For some more drama, here's a craigslist ad seeking a wedding date for a Karen aunt as well as a Karen bride who kept all the money from her cancelled wedding.
Its hard to describe pompous assy-ness, but you know it when you see it. The world is full of self-titled geniuses who spray the internet with their bragging. Whether it's telling dates that they're too smart for them, complaining about the terrible curse of their own knowledge, using words they learned four minutes ago, or not getting obvious jokes, it's always a harder time when the comments section gets bombarded with people bragging about their IQ.
One doesn't have to search long to find stupid proof that kids are almost a different species. It's honestly surprising that they don't get their heads stuck in more buckets than they already do. If anyone was thinking about having kids, just take a gander some of these moments of kids being stupid and weird to really drive home the facts of what it is you're in for.
There are plenty of kids out there that grow up, letting their rampant imaginations get the best of them. Suddenly, they're possessed by an all-consuming fear that they need to be on the panicked lookout for some monsters under the bed. What a terrible predicament. Well, Tumblr user bethanythemartian decided to offer up her own imaginative take on the tale, and it ends up invoking some of the feels. Check out some more recent gold from the world of Tumblr with this inspirational Tumblr thread about embracing the lazy life.
The thing about some of the world's most blatant liars is that they're not even close to having enough necessary sense to pull off their infuriating games of deception. It sounds like this particular Karen was destined for ultimate disaster from the very start. The reality is that Karen never should've tried in the first place. For some more Karen drama check out this story about a Karen customer ordering an extra sauced pizza, pitching a fit over it, and then basically just getting some pizza soup.
In a situation where you actually have control over who you're doing business with, and can afford to not deal with someone's petty BS, it's pretty awesome to just say "no." This twitter thread talks about the idea of boundaries in client relationships. Most notably, not being bullied by the jackass who payed you to do something you're great at and thinks they can micromanage everything you do before being displeased, like this lowballer who didn't want to pay, and the artist wasn't having it. Here are some more work horror stories.
Horrible farting. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Hot, fetid, and not as refreshing as Summer's Eve. Some people don't find farts funny. Those people lack humanity, and are sociopaths at best. Maybe it's because sociopaths have a poor sense of smell? People have notable gaseous productions, be they times they tricked a boss into thinking the fridge was out, silenced an argument or made a dog gag. For some more vileness, here's the story of a news cameraman who got food poisoning at an old folks home and ended up filming more than he bargained for as well as the musings of sewage tank trucks.
My dude, this is clearly not the way. This guy had the audacity to ask his girlfriend to pay him for a ride, just because she would've paid the Uber driver that she'd normally have called, anyways. Um, what happened to helping your partner out and not expecting anything in return? This relationship's showing an alarming sign of going nowhere fast. You can probably imagine what folks had to say about the whole thing in the comments section.
Anyone's nerves can quickly get the best of them. At a moment's notice your brain might decide to throw you into a completely disorienting panic where you find yourself uncontrollably shaking, sweating profusely, and blabbering like a newborn baby. The hope is that such a state doesn't come for someone when they're in the middle of an otherwise smooth job interview. But hey. Life's a game of ups and downs. Can't have one without the other. Can't have those momentary wins without the fails. Maybe these people's job interview fails will make you feel better about any of your own.
With a deepening dependency on technology can come an even more rampant usage of social media and other apps on our phones. All of this screen time can end up contributing toward quite the stressful emotional rollercoaster of just trying to make it in this life from a relatively peaceful and centered place. The value of slowing down amidst the chase for that next paycheck can't be expressed enough. Not only that, but it sounds like it's a collective biological inclination to not feel the need to grind all the time. A little laziness here and there should be encouraged, not condemned. For another entertaining read from Tumblr check out the time that an employee took a petty revenge on a raging Karen.
While TikTok has managed to do a pretty solid job at exposing some of the world's most disrespectful Karens for their belligerent antics, the app has also exacerbated the creation of completely illogical "informational" videos that absolutely reek of BS. This real life 747 pilot has had enough of all the misinformation from TikTokers. We're excited for his next video.
We don't know about you, but we have a serious problem when we go to the store to buy one watermelon, throw it in the back of our pickup, and drive home while zig-zagging across the road like a club-footed crab. We keep getting home, finding melon splattered all over our pickup and end up having to toss our hard-earned melon in the trash, and go back to the store, just to repeat the process 5 to 10 times that day until we give up. We keep thinking to ourselves, "If only there were a convoluted solution to this problem that could take seven minutes of knot-tying!"
Tim Tebow made his "grand" debut as a tight end for the Jacksonville Jaguars on Sunday, when they squared off agains the Browns for their preseason opener. To say that Tebow was struggling when it came to putting decent blocks on guys, would be an understatement. Seriously, the lowlights were coming out of the woodwork for Tebow. Clearly, something needs to change. The fact that this video ended up going viral after another video of Tebow trying to put a failed block on a guy says it all.
People that don't have the decency in their hearts to respect other people's need for service animals are on a very low level of their own. Honestly, it seems like the Karen in this video is in dire need of a reality check. You can see the mounting tension in the faces of the other customers that are unfortunately stuck in the same room as her. Shoutout to TikToker @chaoticqxeen for capturing the unfortunate interaction in this video, and showing the rest of the online world what definitely qualifies as unacceptable behavior. Pull it together, Karen.
The process servers in this world deserve way more recognition than they get for having to be on the frontlines of some truly bizarre behavior from a wild bunch of human beings. This is just the kind of thread that will either swiftly convince people that were considering careers as process servers to abandon that idea, or to just double down on the whole thing. You'd certainly be guaranteed to have your fair share of unforgettable days on the job.
It shouldn't be that hard for this lowballerto understand. If you tell someone that you're gonna pay them to do a thing and then they do that thing, and then you don't pay them, they don't have to give you access to that thing. It's the same reason miffed contractors make the news every few months for taking their backhoes to some sketchy client's newly completed storefront. For another wild encounter with a sketchy business, here's a sketchy business that got called out, then tried to accuse a freelancer of being a shyster.
Public transportation can try one's soul like none other. Whether you're caught up in a regular work commute where you're forced to take the subway, and share a tightly packed space with a cast that's composed of equal parts frustrated, miserable, and downright insane individuals; or maybe you take the bus. The thing about the bus in particular is it can end up being a terribly frustrating game where you find yourself chasing a bus down one day, after the driver filled your heart with hope only to stomp that right out. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this Tumblr thread about eating good meals at crime fronts.
What happens when someone who isn't your boss fires you from a job you don't have? Well, this. Even when confusion comes to play, sometimes the right people get hired and fired, like this secret shopper Karen who got fired for being too much of a Karen or this wholesome time the janitor dressed up, got confused with the manager and got his job.
Why do we like funny signs? Maybe seeing something in big letters just makes it nicer? Someone had to get some big letters, and sometimes even a long pole with a suction cup on the end, to share these sign jokes and wisdom with the world. It's always worth it for the dad jokes. For some scatological service signs, here are some musings on sewage trucks.
There's no rule that says a dog can't play volleyball. It's nice that someone gets to have a dog that's this skilled. Sure, every dog we've ever had has only excelled at licking itself and trying to bite children, but every animal is an individual with its own strengths and weaknesses.
Really all that this otherwise perfect video needs is some audio of the guy's teammates giving him an earful. Outside of that, I'd say this is nothing short of a plan of pure genius.
This is no ordinary grilled cheese. This is the stuff that grilled cheese aficionados that have an inconsolable lust for grilled cheeses go ahead and fever dream about. Seriously. Anyone else hungry now? Also, if you're looking for a total 180 pivot check out the time that Gordon Ramsay made what could arguably be considered anything but an actual functional grilled cheese.
Life is like that ghost level from Mario, and the ghost is your problems, but when you turn around to look at it, the ghost just gets faster. So here's to living a life of granularity, finding smaller and smaller minutia to occupy our ever-fractalizing minds. Oh, and here's some more funny tweets and tumblr gems to kick boredom in the groin.
Swearing is massively overrated. Unfortunately, far too many people end up relying on a swear word here and there to deepen the impact of whatever insult they're trying to throw someone's way. More often than not the insult would've just have been better without the profanity being infused. Maybe this collection of brutal insults that didn't require swear words will make their way into other people's arsenals. Check out some more rare insults that squashed people's bulbous egos over here.
The power of a horrifying litigious letter can't be emphasized enough. Especially when a company goes and insists on not making good on that last paycheck. Fortunately, this woman was able to get the job done through a wonderfully effective letter. Hopefully that dentist office doesn't go and try to pull the same stupid act again on someone else.
Why does eating at a Ukrainian mob restaurant taste so good? As Super Hans said, "the secret ingredient is crime." These tumblr users get into the gritty details of having succent meals at various locations of ill repute. For a tale of creatively wacky mob-adjacent shenanigans, here's the Tumblr tale of the nice guy named Vinny. And to pair with it, some nice funny tweets and tumblr gems.
