Geez. Edward Norton meticulously deconstructed Bruce Willis up on stage, for the rest of the world to see. You've gotta love that ending though, where we basically learn that Bruce and Edward are close pals. Makes sense. Can't imagine anyone else being able to get away with saying what they did to Bruce Willis.
Just in case you were in need of a reason to absolutely love birds, then this is the video for you. It's really the bird's passion that takes this performance to the next level. Left it all out there.
Medium density fiber board has to come from somewhere, and this baby is the press that forms it. It also has the added benefit of sounding like the cloistered screeches of the damned, screaming to be let out of their existence of suffering in it's purest form. That or most people's internal monologue on a Monday morning but combined with the THX sound.
And the wedding drama just continues. Honestly, it's endless. There's always an emotional implosion lying in wait around the corner when there's a wedding on the horizon. It could be a nasty bridezilla or even mother-in-law who insists on being the waking nightmare of the day. In this case though, we have a bit of a testy situation that arises over the maid of honor's husband not being invited to the wedding.
Having a nuanced understanding of history is a great way to fully understand what's on the news, but sadly it has almost nothing to do with being fun at parties or making a ton of money. May these history memes for the besmartened offer clarity and enlightenment, and that's it. Sorry, knowing about the Great Emu War just isn't going to get anyone a great job or true love. But at least it's something.
Anyone who has worked retail has probably crossed paths with a customer who's tried to pull the ol' return scam. They'll claim they bought something, it was defective, have no proof , but still demand a refund. It even works sometimes, like in this tale of employees getting bamboozled by the chicken lady. The thing is, people who pull this off once seem to get a taste for it and frequently try to recreate the scheme, often at the same store. Good luck with that.
Is there value in learning about broken-hearted swans or the fear that bananas might not be long for this world? Honestly it depends on the type of person you are. But hey, if you need some ammo to bring a date to a complete halt or bum out the whole Thanksgiving dinner table, then go for it. If you want to feel worse about things, there are always more not-fun facts to feel weird about, but it might be a better choice to see some wholesome facts that are nice for a change.
Pizza can easily ignite all kinds of drama between people. It's just one of those dishes. People love it so much that when it comes down to it, and the dish has been tinkered with or outright destroyed, tempers can flare like none other. In this case, it sounds like dad had had just enough of all the toppings being taken off the pizza. Unfortunately, he didn't know that it was in fact his wife who was responsible for the whole thing. Queue up the drama.
Yeah man, that's not how it goes. This guy apparently assumed that his computer would be able to function during a power outage, by running off of a watch battery. Suffice to say, that's not how it works at all. You've really got to feel for these poor folks that work tech support, and then end up encountering some truly, soberingly clueless individuals. For another tale from the tech support world, check out this story about a CEO who assumed his computer had been hacked, and then learned how a keyboard works.
The days are long and sometimes we need strength against boredom in the form of tweets and Tumblr gems. The internet is like a Rube Goldberg machine of thoughts bumping into feelings, unleashing new ideas and possibilities. Of course, it almost always produces a dumb and ineffectual result. But hey, that's how it goes with Tumblr gems and tweets.
So basically, Comic Sans deserves far more love than it's been getting. We're quite blessed to be living in an era that's been marked by the kinds of technological innovations that can ultimately make it easier for folks that are dealing with irritating situations like dyslexia. For some more gold from Tumblr, check out this Tumblr thread about the implications of a sleep starved society.
Just when we thought this whole story's arc was going to be soaked in nothing but welcomed positivity, then boom, the customer just has to go and prove himself to be a complete jerk. Fortunately, the employee that ended up having to field all of his dumb behavior had the wherewithal and the professional means to put him in his place, by throwing his precious car into sweet limbo.
Parking lots effortlessly bring out people's nastiest sides. There's just something about the way that so many people operate in this world, where it amounts to them turning into completely frantic animals when it comes time to exercise just a little bit of social decency while navigating a parking lot. Maybe you'll end up taking a note out of these people's books for the next time you find yourself confronting a parking lot bully, and ready to enact a petty revenge to "make things right."
There are certain times in this chaotic life when you actually might find yourself thinking that you wish life were just a little bit like what it's portrayed as in the movies. Then, then there are other times where it's a very good thing that life doesn't compare to what it's depicted as in movies. It's probably a good thing that computers don't make a ton of bleep/blop/blip noises when we type on them. That might get just a tad bit irritating after awhile.
Everything was going smoothly until everyone remembered that cars have wheels. It's almost like watching the car get woken up, go "nah man, I need my rest" then choose to go directly back to bed. But in a ditch. Hopefully the tow truck won't charge extra for their own mistake, but we all know how arguments with tow truck companies go.
I wonder what kinds of panicked thoughts must've been racing through Snoop Dogg's mind when he realized that he'd accidentally left his live stream rolling for over eight hours. Maybe he was racking his brain tryin to remember what he could've done in front of the camera over that timespan to potentially put himself in hot water. Or, maybe, must maybe Snoop Dogg don't care at all.
Jill Price managed to blow a whole ton of apprehensive journalists away when she went on to prove that she can indeed remember every moment from her life. I wonder if it's one of those things that you can just turn off and on at will (all the time), or if you randomly become completely drowned in tidal waves of memories resurfacing from the deepest layers of your memory banks at inopportune times.
This viral video from TikToker @kevdurio19 has been making the rounds, and it's no surprise. It contains a remarkably perturbed Karen, who after entering a restricted area at the airport, proceeds to stage a childish meltdown as she asks for the manager. The manager is probably the last person you want to be talking with after breaking the rules at the airport, Karen. But hey, she was clearly so blinded by rage that she fell back on what she knew best.
It's quick and uplifting stories like the one we have here that manage to temporarily restore our otherwise dwindling faith in humanity. Sometimes life presents you with the kind of curveball that basically asks what you're going to do about it? If it's a case of someone just being plain old nasty, you might have to assume the defensive stance. But, if it's a happy senior who is clearly innocently confused, you might just err on the side of being a kind human. A kind human like the one we have here.
Okay, sometimes dogs need to be shaved for medical reasons. That doesn't make them look less silly, but at least those ones have an explanation. The ones where you can tell people deliberately tried to make their dog look dumb? What's that all about? For some more funny looking dogs, here are some sleepy dogs in goofy positions.
If you have a family member go out of their way to prepare a nice homemade meal like pizza for you, it's probably in your best interest to work real hard at not staging a whole meltdown over something like there "being too much sauce." It sounds like the chef in this scenario had hit their breaking point, and thus decided to stage their own saucy petty revenge. Check out more people's finest moments of revenge over here.
It's hard to know what to expect when crossing paths with an entitled person and their excruciating behavior. There are people out there who expect that they can pay rent with chill vibes. There are customers who will try to tip with monopoly money. There are people who will write a strongly worded email complaining about the free donuts they get at the office. The world is a show when entitled people are let out to play.
While the nature of this hilarious tech support tale makes for quite the delicious fail, it's a little understandable how blinding panic can give way to overlooking the obvious solutions. Sometimes, your brain goes into a survival mode of sorts, and in that process, you end up looking right past the clear solution that was right in front of you. Based off the comments section, it sounds like this kind of thing can happen quite often to the more technologically-challenged folks. For some more gold from the tech support world, check out this tech support employee who got fired and unfired on the same day.
Aside from the nostalgic powers of remembering old things we used to like, there is something really weird about being able to look back in your own life and see the signs of changing times. It's mind-boggling to think that only a few years ago, people were paying big money for VHS players and texting each other heartfelt messages using only a number pad. Time doesn't just make things obsolete, popularity and money can ruin good things too.
Having siblings is a learning experience. You need to learn how to pour more than one cup of juice totally equally. You need to learn how to not be creeped out by sitting on a pre-warmed toilet seat. You must navigate the hard road of not getting to sit in "the good chair." But with those hard lessons comes having some of the closest relationships people can have. For the parents, here are some parenting memes for the perpetually stressed.
Our world is filled to the brim with unprofessional "not my job" moments. While they may be inconvenient to the users themselves, it is pretty funny to see a "storp" sign. And as much as we all want to get away with doing as little work as possible, some "not my job" moments and design fails are just too noticeable to not become a thing.
There are some family members who just should never live in the same town. Some personalities - family or not - just don't mix well with one another. On top of that, if you end up dealing with a particularly irrational individual like the uncle in this tale of a family feud, then it really ends up being a lose-lose kind of situation. It seems like the uncle was going to remain stubborn on not making the peace. If this story got you going, check out another pro revenge tale of this coworker who got fired for a workplace complaint, and then ended up coming back as the boss.
Well, that could've ended up devolving into a completely shady situation very, very quickly. The key takeaway for anyone in this hilarious little exchange is to absolutely not let a perfect stranger (no matter how perfect their physical makeup might be) come in and use your restroom.
Weddings have an uncanny knack for attracting all kinds of chaos. It's probably because you end up bringing together all kinds of family members that should just as much never be put in the same vicinity with one another. Well, in this fun AskReddit thread we have people disclosing their craziest, most unforgettable wedding objection stories. You can only begin to imagine where this is going.
The cringe is running amok in this video of a "cool dude" trying to stir up some trouble at a skate park, while on his dirt bike. Man, some people get bored in this life, and really end up making complete fools of themselves. This guy's on his own level.
