Trying to pass off counterfeit bills is one of the dumbest things that a human being can do. Just picturing the look on this guy's face when he returned to the gas station, and saw those cops waiting to take him in is priceless. The fact that he had almost $2K of counterfeit bills on him was the true icing on the cake.
I mean, hey, that's what friends are for. You know, keeping you on your toes, and pulling ridiculous little stunts like the one we have here. This poor lad must've been so hopelessly confused the moment that he hit the water.
There's no denying the fact that "The Lighthouse" was one whole trip of a cinematic experience. In particular, this segment where Robert Pattinson just goes off about some stench brewing in the lighthouse is pure comedy gold.
The infamous slingshot has had its riders losing jewelry, passing out and screaming hysterically, but rarely does it make someone have to get real honest about their mouth situation. All in all, getting shot into the sky seems like a good way to get to know someone.
You see it over and over again, someone parks like a jackass, then finds that someone can be a jackass right back to them. This guy who wasted an illegally parked Karen's time is another good example. People will never learn when it comes to this stuff, which is why people keep having to step in.
Parking lots can effortlessly bring out the very worst in people. Everyone can get so caught up in what's going on in their day, perhaps in a big old rush, that they end up momentarily sacrificing common social ettiquette. Maybe you've already experienced an unfortunate parking lot drama or two in your time. Kudos goes to this person for the way that they ended up handling their own parking lot fiasco.
At first, you might be thrown off, cause it almost seems like they're not about to be an entitled, choosing beggar. In short time though, things escalate, and suddenly we have a choosing beggar showing their true face. They basically assumed that the very stranger helping them with computer tips, would also pay for the parts they recommended for purchase. Nope, that's not how it works.
It sounds like this dude is far out there when it comes to the regimen he's adopted to be successful. Like, my dude, you probably don't need to get up at 3AM to seize the day. But if you insist on doing something like that, you should probably plan for your partner who you share a room with to be a little bit perturbed. It seems like these two need to have a clarifying conversation where they're able to work out some way to meet in the middle.
Cleverness and intelligence are two very different things. The difference can be spotted freely lurking throughout technically correct dumb jokes and moments. Honestly, just knowing things can be boring. Setting up oneself up with some potentially confusing technically accurate logical acrobatics or painfully stupid literalisms is the way to go.
We're no bone-ologists, but we fully admit that skeletons can be misleading. Maybe its that seeing only the pointy bits of an animal seriously drops its capacity for cuddlyness. If anything, these exercises in guessing are a stark reminder that every few years we get told a new way we've been wrong about dinosaurs, and it hurts every time. For a completely empirical discussion of the sciences, here's Tumblr's list of sciences judged on lickability.
The hilarious and totally random errant thoughts of like-minded strangers find themselves taking refuge in the halls of Tumblr. In a way, it's like Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, except with people who have extremely strong opinions about Avatar: The Last Airbender. So post up in this pile of tumblr gems, dig in deep, and hear their stupid, stupid tales of cryptid encounters and unsatisfactory burritos.
There are many kinds of incompetent managers out there. There's one memorable kind who's totally convinced that work takes precedence over every other function of life, like this boss who threatened to fire an employee over jury duty. Maybe it's because they think they're the king of their own little world? Time and time again, once another form of authority comes knocking, they crumple into a heap.
While most people have a decent sense of decorum, we're always not far away from entitled people and their ceaseless demands. Once someone decides they want your stereo for free, or that they were justified in not tipping, there's no line of logic that will ever convince them that they just might be in the wrong. It's an amazing thing to watch, the incredible demands of entitled people.
Kids can be very mean. So, it's understandable that this dude went into survival mode and faked an accent just to try to steer clear of being bullied. With that being said, it's especially hilarious that he had to maintain the fake British accent for so dang long. I say, just keep it going, man. Really double down on refining that accent so that it's completely unrecognizable from the real thing.
The majority of the money we'll make in our lives will be hard fought, argued or worked for. But sometimes we have those rare but wonderful moments where someone uses your likeness on a billboard or a rich dude pays you to dance. And it's great every time. We've all fallen into stupid money and we've all spent that money on dumb things.
This isn't the first time that we've encountered a glorious tale about a character using a mailbox to enact a truly brutal revenge on someone else, and we highly doubt it'll be the last time. In this case, it sounds like dad hit his breaking point when it came to his mailbox being abused by an inconsiderate road grader. For some more mailbox drama check out this story about a scoundrel who ran down a family's mailbox, and then how the family created an invincible mailbox in response.
Nothing gets us going like some good old fashioned dad jokes. It's like, on the one hand, you absolutely don't want to laugh at them. But, on the other hand, you can't help but appreciate the shamelessly cheesy levels of humor.
Dating can be a risky business. Especially in this day and age. You might end up sitting across the table from someone who in no way shape or form lines up with the persona they meticulously created for their online dating profile. Seriously, these datings apps nowadays end up instigating all kinds of chaos. And of course, can't forget about the cheesy pickup lines. Oh boy, those are just running amok in the land of Tinder. Anyways, this fun thread has men describing their absolute weirdest dates. Hopefully, their stories make you feel a bit better about your own cringe-packed dates.
Even technology is prone to moments of failure. In this case, sit back and watch a meteorologist try to make the best out of being cloned during a live broadcast. Guess you've just got to roll with it sometimes.
In an effort to trim down a company, some managers try eliminating vital positions without replacing them. Some managers illegally dock pay, and IT has to get it all back. In this case a hotheaded manager went and made a pretty big mistake while also making sure there was a lot of proof for that mistake. Nice. Some managers are super chill, like this boss who used an eye gag to remove problem customers.
Newly installed roundabouts can be a bit of an adjustment. Like, it sucks not being able to go as fast anymore. But it doesn't seem like a new installation should be so mind-bogglingly confusing that it makes people question whether or not to drive on the right or left side of the road.
Just imagine this new machine learning model being applied to other games out there. The possibilities are mind blowing, to say the very least. It'd be awesome to see this in action with a racing game.
What is going on with management at that hotel? Do they just not care anymore, or what? Maybe it was someone's last day, and they couldn't be bothered to do their one job correctly. No matter the cause, the resulting setup for this guy who just wanted a nice view is a glorious fail.
There's nothing we love to see more than an entitled, aggressive, straight up toxic customer get their rightful comeuppance after issuing threats to an employee. We can only imagine how stressful this must've been for the tech support employee to navigate, but to see them come out on top when it's all said and done makes it all worth it. For some more gold from the tech support world check out the time that tech support had to explain what computers are.
From the idiotically expensive to the low budget car mods and fixes, there's a lot of room on the road for absurdity. That's not to say it takes technical expertise to make your car look like a bigass shark, it's just that it says more about you as a person than the car itself. Either way, as long as it's not going on our cars, may the dubious car mods flow freely.
When the hierarchy gets overzealous and cocky, things can get out of hand real fast. This employee found themselves under direct orders to not double check a coworker's work, and low and behold, they wasted a whole bunch of money. At least there are times when all the blame falls on a supervisor, like this incompetent manager who demanded worse customer service and got all the blame.
Honestly, the most satisfying revenge stories involve the shady villain characters that could've avoided their ultimate destruction if they'd but simply played nice. It sounds like this guy has a kind enough heart, and really didn't want to escalate things as he did, but he was given no other choice. So, the revenge that ensued was swift and critically effective.
This world's clearly never going to run out of entitled people and their endless series of wildly irrational demands. In this case, we have a terribly entitled mother stage a temper tantrum after being rightfully rejected a doll that she wanted for her daughter. The thing about the doll is that it never would've been appropriate to have given away. Clearly though, the mom just wasn't able to peer through the thick veil of her own ignorance.
What do you do when an entitled neighbor starts some drama to prevent something as simple as a neighborhood basketball hoop? You figure out a loophole and get that hoop, baby. Praise be to the powers of welding. This one is in the same vein as the guy who realized he needed a permit to build a garage so he just bought a van instead.
Yeah, it's nice having access to better tv at the click of a button. Of course it's better to be able to video chat with a friend who lives across the country. It's definitely convenient to be able to solve a heated argument by looking up the cast list for The Lion King. But also it was nice to not have to walk around with a box that makes you angry to look at. You could chalk it up partially to nostalgia, but there were a few nice things about the modern dark ages where VCRs ruled and we used to be excited about a re-run we liked.
