Entitled Karen Thinks Army Cadet Works At McDonald's

You just never know if you're about to cross paths with a ferociously entitled, plain old belligerent Karen who is determined to enact chaos and misery upon someone else's existence. In this case, we have no idea what must've been going through this entitled Karen's brain. It's almost like some of these people only get angrier when they're rightfully corrected on their prior brain fart. Sounds like this Karen absolutely got put in her place. For some more ridiculous Karen drama check out this story about a Karen who took her sweet time in a handicap space, and then proceeded to get blocked in. 

Mistaken Bozos Who Didn't Get The Joke

Remember, if someone says something confusing, incomprehensible, or absurdly dumb but also has dozens or hundreds of people responding positively to it, that's probably a joke. Some of us have a compulsion to state the obvious or even call other people stupid when they aggressively miss the joke, and that only serves to plunge them further into their hole of lameness. Just give it an extra second of thought or risk sliding into the ranks of mistaken people who missed the joke by miles.

Highly Unadvisable Life Pro Tips

There's nothing like some life pro tips that are entirely devoid of ethics, and could basically be seen as some immoral real life cheat codes. Of course, most of these are completely nonsensical and should not/could not actually be practiced in the real world as we know it. With that being said, they're definitely entertaining. If this got you going, check out some more bad life pro tips that won't help at all, over here.

Seemingly Harmless Things That Are Surprisingly Dangerous

Not every hazard in life is going to have a creepy signto accompany it. Some really common things like sitting a certain way or picking flowers can have hidden dangers. It's hard not to get a little anxious after reading about the surprisingly dangerous things in everyday life, but at least it's better than not knowing the dangers of ignoring your dryer lint.

Man Continually Violates HOA Rules, Asks If He's In The Wrong

We're no strangers to rather gnarly stories about the HOA making people's lives miserable. It sounds like by the nature of its very existence, the HOA just gets all up in people's business, and harasses them to no end. In this guy's case, he just wasn't having it. Naturally, the HOA didn't take too kindly to that attitude. For some more drama from the world of HOA madness, check out this story about an HOA member getting a neighbor's car towed, and then the favor that was returned. 

Employee on Last Day Leaves In Middle of Transaction

The last few days at a job can be a cornucopia of not giving a heck. And when it comes to staying late on your last day, only the rapidly decaying, invisible bonds of convention are what keep people from just going screw this I'm out. After dealing with enough ridiculous customer demands it sure has got to feel good to just leave in the middle of a customer interaction.

Entitled Folks And Their Never-Ending Demands

Is it really doing anyone a favor to be angry that a store is closed at closing time, or that someone charged you full price for an item? These entitled folks sure seem to think so. While most people have a good idea of what fair and decent behavior is, there will always be an entitled few with unreasonable demands and delusions of bullying other people into giving them free stuff.

Egotistical Dude Underestimates Milk Gallon Challenge, Pays The Price

You very well might've heard of someone or another trying to tackle the infamous milk gallon challenge. It's a challenge that invites the most inflated of egos to push their bodies quite literally past their limits. It sounds like this dude vastly underestimated the kind of toll that the milk challenge would take on his body, and ended up paying the price dearly. 

Twitter Thread: Real World Implications Of The Avengers

Naturally, the Marvel movies portray all those iconic superheroes in such a way that there can oftentimes be a skimming over of the finer details, finer details that look like a whole lot of busted mailboxes and cars. If you have someone like Thanos roll into town to square off against the Avengers, you can pretty much count on your local grocery store being uprooted from the literal face of the earth. Also, probably every other store. 

Woman Refuses To Cover Pregnant Coworker's Workload, Gets Called Out

Oh boy, buckle on up for some more fun drama between coworkers. This time around, we've got a woman dealing with being called out by her pregnant coworker because she refused to pick up her extra work when she was on maternity leave. It seems totally reasonable that she didn't want to deal with the extra work, and especially when you factor in the fact that the lady had an assistant who could deal with the work while she was out. The moral judges of Reddit's AITA community were in agreement that her decision to not cover the extra work was in fact totally understandable. 

Funniest Ways People Failed At Everyday Tasks

We're all prone to moments of utter failure where we're left feeling just about as clueless as the very moment we came into this strange and disorienting world. It's good to be humbled by our own dumbness every now and again though. Keeps the fragile ego in check. Maybe these people's own hilarious moments where they failed at everyday tasks will serve to make you feel a bit better about your own blunders that still haunt you at night when you're just trying to catch a restful night's sleep. 

Trashtacular Moments of Shameless Garbage-osity

It's important to live without fear of judgement, but sometimes not giving a damn has unintended trashy consequences on those around us. For example, when considering crashing a wedding in order to steal the gifts, it's important to think hard about the effects your decisions might have on others, lest that behavior be deemed a trashy moment that belongs on garbage island.

Unsafe Maneuvers From Those Tempting Fate

It should occur to everyone that letting your dog pilot your scooter is a bad idea, yet some of us choose to trudge further on life's metaphorical (or literal) tightrope. Is it that we have too much blind faith in our ability to complete these unsafe maneuvers? Is it the belief that we're invincible? Is it self-confidence? Is it frugality? Whatever the reason for the many safety failures out there, it doesn't make them any less of a spectacle.

Couple Has Wedding In Sign Language, Mom Can't Handle It

It seems like if you do most of your communicating in a particular language and you're planning your own event, it's well within your right to do that event in said language. And since most of their guests speak sign language anyway, the idea isn't so absurd. It seems like this mom isn't a huge fan of irony. It's reminiscent of this uncle who demanded a meat meal at a vegan wedding.

Aggressively Rude And Belligerent Designs

Every now and again we cross paths with a product that's so structurally vile, so aggressively inconsiderate to the space it occupies, that it can leave us speechless. It almost feels like whoever was responsible for designing the product was nothing short of an evil mastermind, determined to bring more stress into people's lives by plaguing the world with terribly rude designs. 

Zookeepers Share Their Insider Zoo Knowledge

Zoos have to hold the title of some of the weirdest places to work. Where else do you have to deal with dangerous smelly animals as well as customers? What other job might you be briefed that the lion just ate the peacock? Zoos have the strange reality of being full of workers who are highly educated but also still have to shovel tons of chimp crap for a few dollars above minimum wage. 

Paranoid Boss Fires Employee, Employee Starts New Company, Old Boss Goes Under

Good for this dad. It sounds like the boss that he was previously stuck working for was nothing short of an insecure, maniacal nightmare. If you're in a position of power and you're so unsure of your own ability to navigate said position successfully, that you fire a well qualified employee, then it's time for a serious reassessment when it comes to your work approach. For another glorious tale of malicious compliance, check out the time that a boss denied an employee's PC upgrade, and the malicious compliance that ensued. 

Socially Acceptable Behavior In "The Sims" That Conflicts With Reality

Many, many folks out there have gotten lost in the Pandora's Box that is "The Sims" video game experience. One moment you're busy building the house of your wildest, most grandiose fever dreams, and then the next moment, you're trying to figure out how to nurse one of your sims' bladders back to health, because they insist on not using the restroom when they should. It's a wild game. And it's even more fun to imagine what kinds of chaos would erupt were the Sims logic ever to bleed over into real life as we know it. 

Wholesome Memes to Engage The Feels

Life can get us down for a multitude of reasons. It's complex, difficult and confusing. But it's not without it's good moments. Wholesome memes provide a little boost to serve as a reminder that there's still nice things about life. It can get rough out there, but wholesome memes can at least be a bright spot of sanity in a strange and confusing world.

Most Hilarious "Kid Logic" Moments

There's no denying the fact that kids can oftentimes just be plain old weird and dumb. Harsh, but inarguably true. Their brains seem to operate at a different frequency, and slowly, maybe surely, as they get older they fall back in line with the rest of the way the world thinks. Before that though, we all get to witness hilarious moments of completely, strikingly clueless "kid logic." 

Driver Reports Self For Courtesy, Ends Up With Hit-And-Run

What's the right thing to do when you hit a parked car in the middle of the night? Apparently leaving a note with your information and reporting the incident after leaving is one of those things that turns out to be illegal after the fact. Even with good intentions, this person was shown no leniency by a cop who suspected extra wrongdoing. That sucks, man. That sucks hard.

Unsafe Maneuvers That Would Make OSHA Cringe

People are often given a choice to do things the convenient way or the right way. Sometimes the convenient way involves dudes using their bodies as counterweights while one guy dangles over a ledge on a rickety ladder. These OSHA-Unapproved moments of safety failure remind us that the spectacle of doing something the wrong way isn't exactly worth it. While safety failures of OSHA-defying boldness might get things done quick, they also make you rethink risking your life just so your boss doesn't have to pay you for an extra two hours of set-up.

Customer Thinks Electronic Payment Works By Putting Paper Checks In Computer

I mean, hey, technology can be more disorienting and generally perplexing for some folks more than others. In this case though, the confusion runs so deep, it's so profound, that it's almost wholesome. It's like how can you be "mad" at someone who legitimately thinks that the way to submit an electronic payment is through putting physical paper checks into their computer? It's impossible. Impossible to be mad at that. For some more gold from the tech support world, check out this lazy manager who got caught lying, and then the employe who ended up getting promoted in the process. 

Creepy And Mysterious Things People Saw at Sea

The sea is just too big for people not to have complicated feelings about, especially when it comes to things like the still on-patrol submarines of the U.S. Navy. There are tales of hallucinations, weird natural events, and rare sightings among the many creepy things people saw at sea. Maybe it's the isolation. Maybe it's the constant bobbing and omnipresent exhaustion of anyone working at sea. Whatever it is, weird stuff happens out there.

Twitter Thread: Fish At Restaurants Doesn't Always Line Up With The Labels

Sometimes, the internet pulls through to enlighten us on the things in life that we otherwise might miss the boat on. Like the fact that apparently all those delicious fishes at restaurants most certainly don't always line up with the labels. 

Pettiest Things People's Neighbors Did To Them

Moving into a new home can really end up being a roll of the dice. You very well might find yourself unfortunately closely located to a neighbor who went from being reasonable enough, to a full on catastrophe. We just ran a brief story about a rather nasty neighbor who continually troubled the cops with the pettiest of complaints, and then ended up losing half of his garden in the process. Hopefully these people's stories of their nightmare neighbors make you feel better about any scenarios you had to endure with unfriendly neighbors. 

"Not My Job" Moments of Unprofessional Blunderosity

Here be the land of upside down signs, ironic building decisions and incomplete projects. We've all had our own "not my job" moments that we felt could wait until Monday morning and then were completely forgotten by then. It's human to be lazy and make mistakes that could potentially damage property and people. You try not to, but hey man in these world of dubious professionalism, there are no guarantees.

Man's Backyard K'Nex Rollercoaster Is Absolute Insanity

So well, this is easily the most amazing K'nex rollercoaster that I've ever seen. Wonder if this guy played around with Legos when he was growing up. Could definitely watch this on loop for a while. 

Woman Cuts Out Copycat Friend Who Keeps Stealing Wedding Plans

Planning a wedding takes a whole lot of time, research, and decision-making. This person is coming to realize that their friend is just taking all her ideas to use at her own wedding, which is conveniently scheduled before her own. The wedding drama cuts hard and cuts deep, especially when it comes to horrible bridezillasand wedding Karens.

Terrific Tumblr Gems To Keep Things Tumblin

In case you ever find yourself caught up in what feels like a colorless day, devoid of inspiration, humor, entertaining randomness, you can always turn to the ever wandering minds of the Tumblr world to lead you down the wild rabbit holes that you otherwise never would've stumbled upon. These Tumblr gems are certainly a trip. For some more gold from Tumblr check out the recent riveting summary of the internet's infamous "Josh Fight" from a Tumblr user.