Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Employees Get Bamboozled by Chicken Lady


It's no question that employees are wary of customers. Most customers are fine, but the few who love to put retail workers in precarious positions are the kind of folks who will never be forgotten. For one that ended with more justice, here's a lying Karen that got decimated by the owner's response.

Stuck Group Restarts Roller Coaster With Headbanging


Getting stuck on a ride can really undo the magic of being at an amusement park in Lithuania. But there is a better, more ancient magic that exists, and that's the power of teamwork. This group managed to get their cart unstuck from a flat part of the ride with the help of synchronized headbanging. The music helps too.

Crafty Honey Badger Can Literally Escape From Anywhere


There is nowhere you can put Stoffel that he won't manage to escape from like an actual master. Let's also consider the idea that maybe, just maybe, Stoffel isn't trying to escape, but instead he's just messing with the people around him. The ultimate act of trolling. Way to go, Stoffel. 

Random, Funny and Resplendent Tumblr Gems


Deep down, everyone is a kind of dork. That's to say, we all have some kind of specific interest that no one else cares about. The beauty of tumblr gems is that with enough passion, vivid description, and manic interjection, any little detail can be turned into something relatable. These stupendous tumblr gems are just another example of everyone's true nature expressed as jabs, quips, and Scooby-Doo fan theories.

Lousy Sales Assistant Lies About Leads, Gets Outed


Some people are just impossible to work with. Not only was this assistant just straight up lousy at their job, but they continually ratted out their teammate for not being exactly on time, when they worked at a place that didn't even care about that to begin with. Well, eventually this all came back to bite them in the butt, and they were exposed breaking a much more serious rule in the sales game. 

Bookworm Student Has Book Confiscated, Master Plan Springs Into Action


We love a good old-fashioned wholesome petty revenge. Anyone who has a proclivity for reading books will likely get a kick out of this sweet tale. It's awesome that the teacher didn't meet that master plan with frustration, but instead just broke out in some appreciative laughter. For a more intense revenge tale, check out this pro revenge story about a testy HOA member who got someone's car towed, and then had the favor repeatedly returned

Teacher Flips The Script on Frustrating Administration


It's not every day that you get to use your boss's rules against them. There's something so wonderfully satisfying about when an unfair employer has to face their own music. Not every organization gets to feel the sting of their own unfairness. This job applicant got to call out a company's dumb interview process.

Weird and Wild Junk People Tried Selling Online


When it comes to selling random crap online, people are limited only by their imaginations, and that's kind of a problem. They sad that one man's trash is another man's treasure, but we'd be hard pressed to find the person who would consider soiled mattresses, creepy mannequins and hot dogs of mysterious origin as "treasure." Does that stop anyone from trying to sell their horrible junk online? Absolutely not.

Parent Forces Vegan Daughter To Cook Meat


The collective opinion in the comments section for this particular AITA seems to be that this parent was not in the wrong. They simply insisted on teaching their daughter a lesson about not wasting food, and also not forcing your beliefs on others. 

Karen Wants Late Check Out, Gets Rejected, Says Hotel Is Mean


Whenever someone goes out of their way to say that it's not their fault, it's very likely that it's in fact their fault. It sounds like this Karen hotel guest adopted a stance of being completely disagreeable from the very beginning. And then when she gets rightfully rejected, she proceeds to ask for the manager. Of course. We're just wondering how many other times she tried to pull a stunt like this. Like, she needs four hours to search her hotel room for an ID? Um, okay. Okay, Karen. For another Karen tale check out the time that a customer Karen asked to speak to the manager, and then proceeded to get righteously checkmated

Tumblr Thread: Bilingual Struggles Inspire Hilarious Fails


The brain has a hard time hopping between languages. Inevitably, brain farts occur. What begins as a humorous enough Tumblr thread about when you can tell that a bilingual character was clearly written by someone who is not a bilingual person, evolves into an even funnier thread about the various blunders that can occur in the bilingual realm. For some more gold from Tumblr, check out this Tumblr thread about the wild cons that people were able to pull off just by having complete, unwavering confidence

Worst Adult Temper Tantrums People Witnessed


You never know if you're going to encounter an adult out in the wild who spontaneously hits their breaking point, and devolves back into a childlike state that's brimming with emotional overreactions. This collection of the worst adult temper tantrums that people ever ended up witnessing is a whole lot of absurdity. 

Rude Gentleman Demands No Ice, Gets Less Than That


For some reason rude customers get this idea in their head that servers and bartenders are physically incapable of being mean right back to them. Sure it's often a safe bet that service people have to be nice to you, but why push it?  You see it time and time again, like this bartender maliciously complying with a customer who wanted a bigger glass, or this jerkbag who gave a server an ultimatum and ended up paying for 25 beers.

Restaurant Sign Dispenses Jokes and Wisdom


Why not get all your musings from a Tex-Mex restaurant sign in Austin, Texas? There's something so folksy yet official about sign jokes. Maybe the knowledge that a random person had to go out there and put up every letter by hand just gives it more meaning? Maybe it's the boldness of putting opinions on a big sign for thousands to see? Maybe we just like signs. It definitely works for this sign whose pun game is too on point.

People's Most Triumphant "I Told You So" Moments


We shouldn't be happy when bad things happen, but the whole world would be lying if it never admitted that some satisfaction comes with being right. That "I told you so" momentis sweet and it is strong. The feeling of righteous indignation is nice, even when it comes from your brother in law electrocuting himself while installing a lightbulb improperly.

HOA Member Gets Neighbor's Car Towed, Neighbor Returns The Favor


We're no strangers to HOA dramas here. We highly doubt this'll be the last time that we end up reading about a rude HOA member getting their rightful comeuppance. Just picturing the mystified and enraged expression on the HOA member's face from this story is enough to get the laughs rolling. It sounds like the guy was a genuinely dislikable dude, who also refused to get the message. For some more HOA drama check out the time that queen Karen, President of the HOA was defeated

Mad Lads Who Made The World Their Playground


While the rest of us are out going to work, living honest lives and jogging or whatever, there are mad lads out there playing by their own rules. Whether it be chicanery, shenaniganry or all-out tricksiness, these mad lads just don't give a dang about what any one thinks. They may range from outrageous to morally gray, but they're always out there.

Hyped Up Things That Totally Flopped


Right off the bat it's striking to see how many "next big things" that ended up totally flopping came right out of the Google factory. Maybe that's part of their secret though. Just going with a multitude of crazy ideas, and hoping that at least one of them will hit big. I mean, they definitely have the resources to funnel all those necessary funds into wild projects. Also, shout out to those Segway scooters. People were so stoked about them, and that's about where things left off right before all the hype came crashing down, and the reality of using a Segway ended up disappointing many. 

Bird Steals Nesting Material From Napping Fox


That fox must've been in one deep slumber. Also though, shout out to the bird for the fearless maneuvering. Homie was clearly on a mission to gather all that necessary nesting material. Things could've shaken out very differently for the bird. 

Tuesday, April 20, 2021

Deaf Kids Learn About Farts


This teacher's viral story about teaching deaf kids how farts work is a hilariously wholesome little tale. Taking a moment and picturing the look of shock and the confusion thereafter on these kids faces as they learn about the wild world of farts is just golden. 

Delicate Bus Driver Shifts With The Velvet Touch


While the rest of us are stuck grinding our gears and battering our transmissions like fried chicken, this guy is shifting with the touch of an angel. It's like he hardly even makes physical contact as his magic fingers delicately guide the gearshift. The way he uses just the tips, it's less like he's driving a bus and more like he's handling a Kleenex. Or a bag of dog poop.

Dudes Crush 55 Gallon Steel Can Using Air Pressure


Every second was kind of terrifying. They really get you with all the buildup. And then, boom. Bye bye, can. 

Heroic Railway Employee Rescues Child From Oncoming Train


Not all heroes wear capes. Sometimes the real life heroic moments present themselves when people act from a place of selfless love and do the right thing regardless of how terrifying the external circumstances might be. It's videos like these that can temporarily restore your faith in humanity. 

Customer Wants To Complain About Employee's Cheese Cutting Abilities


This deeply dissatisfied customer sounds like they've hit their breaking point when it comes to exercising patience over an employee's painfully slow cheese cutting abilities. At the end of the day, the job might just not be a good fit for the employee. Cutting cheese isn't for everyone. 

Tumblr Thread: Ridiculous Cons People Pull Off Through Complete Confidence


Man oh man, it's a Tumblr thread like this that might lead you to walk through life with just a bit more caution about strangers' underlying intentions. Specifically, whether or not that random dude who shows up wearing a work outfit similar to the company you work for, actually works for the company. Honestly wonder if that little bit about Leo DiCaprio is true or not. If it is, that's hilarious. For some more gold from Tumblr check out this wild Tumblr thread about a neighbor Steve and the abominations. It's a trip. 

Scummy Collection Agency Messes With Guy's Credit Score


You've got to love it when someone goes from a daunting amount of medical debt, to a sizable cash settlement some years later from a crappy collection agency. As far as satisfying pro revenge tales go, this one right here is something special. Job well done for this dude!

Neighbors Steal From Garden, Plant Puns Wall Of Shame Ensues


The nerve of these neighbors is kind of mind blowing. Like, you have the audacity to go ahead and steal from someone's garden, and then complain when they rightfully and creatively call you out? Okay then. Some folks were in clear and glaring need of a reality check. Can't think of a better way to do it than with some puns. If this tale got you going, check out some punintentionally punishing puns and worldly wordplay over here.

People's "Oh, That's How That Works" Moments


Every one of us will have a time in our life when we realize something too late. It may have been super obvious all along, or it may have taken some thinking. Either way, that satisfying  "aha!" moment feels the same. For dumber realizations, here are really obvious things people realized way too late.

Inarguable Signs that Kids are Stupid and Weird


There's no question that kids are stupid and weird. We remember being afraid of getting flushed down the toilet as much as anyone else. All we can say is it's a shame that the natural state of a human being is to be so harmfully stupid. How did any of us make it this far? Growing up, was anyone else astounded that car blinkers somehow predicted exactly which way a car would turn every time? Seriously, there are too many clear signs that kids are weird and dumb.

Guy Rudely Orders For Table, Gets Mocked By Server


Having dinner with the parents can go a lot of ways, but it narrows your odds of success when you interrupt mom and insist on being the server's only point of contact. Lo and behold, the server complied. Out of some misaligned sense of responsibility or self importance, this guy made himself a target right out of the gate. At least it's better than having to defeat a Karen. And at least nothing happened to the food.