Sunday, April 4, 2021

Grossest Things People Ate To Be Polite


So long as you have a decent enough grasp on your moral compass you probably walk through life doing what you can to not upset the people you cross paths with. Sometimes, that can manifest in rather harrowing acts of eating just the kinds of food that make you genuinely sick to your stomach. Maybe these people's accounts of their own experiences eating various foods they found to be utterly terrible, will strike a chord with you. 

Dumbest Things People Said With Mystifying Confidence


There's nothing quite as puzzling as the bold confidence of a glaringly evident fool. It can be quite entertaining and disheartening at the same time to watch someone go off on whatever tangent they feel compelled to go on, all the while with no idea that they have no idea what they're talking about. Maybe these insights will take you on a trip down memory lane to an experience of your own. 

Mistaken People Who Missed The Joke By Miles


The problem with communicating over the internet is that there's a whole lot of room for misinterpretation. Plus, there's a whole lot of access to dumb people. Those two factors mean that there's a whole lot of people who miss jokes by light-years. Does it feel good to get a joke someone else didn't get? Yeah. Is it also disappointing to see someone aggressively not get the joke? Also yeah.

Entitled Mom Ends Engagement And Gets Banned From Restaurant


You just never know if you're going to end up in the crossfires of a terribly entitled parent. This mom sounds like she was a whole handful. Honestly though, it seems like her horrific performance at the restaurant was for the best for everyone else involved. Besides the poor employees that had to put up with her toxic behavior, of course. 

Mom Washes Kid's Computer, Tech Support Catastrophe Ensues


Oh mom, her heart was in the right place. Little did she somehow not know that the act of washing a computer would result in the technology being completely ruined. Just imagine being the poor tech support employee caught up on the other end of this absurd debacle. For some more tech support drama check out this customer who tried to get a tech support employee fired, and then ended up being showed up in the process. 

Gluten Free Vegan Plus One Wants Wedding Catered To Her


In our world of diversifying diets, we find ourselves in awkward situations over people's dietary restrictions, or even just points they're trying to make. Basically the exact opposite of this situation happened when an uncle at a vegan wedding couldn't handle it and demanded a meat meal. The enduring fact seems to be that if you're a guest and getting a free meal, you're going to find your options limited.

Shady Dude Tries To Use Fake Cash At Store, Malicious Compliance Ensues


Man oh man, anyone who has ever muddled through the perpetual grind that can be working a customer service job knows that the gig comes with its infuriating fair share of troubles from inconsiderate customers. Some are certainly worse than others though. This particular customer sounds like he was quite the handful with his big wad of artificial cash. Fortunately, the malicious compliance that ensued was able to put him in check. 

Influencer Karen Demands Free Food In Exchange For Fame


Man, oh, man, our hearts go out to any hard working employees that have to deal with these levels of hostile entitlement. The choosing beggars of the world have a way of tossing their social decency out the window when their irrational demands are inevitably rejected. This Karen was in way over her head from the start. 

Stupid Design Failures That Deserve Criticism


No matter how confident you are, it's always a good idea to get a second eyes on a project. "Hey, what's with this stairway to nowhere" they might say. Or "did you realize that when your van door slides open it condenses Butter Salesman into Butt Man." There are more stupid design failures out there than you could shake a stick at, and even that stick might have some fatal flaws. These design failures deserve some blame.

Entitled Neighbor Expects Tree Removal For Better View


Man, you really never know if you're going to end up moving into a new home that's seemingly perfect on the surface level, only to realize that you're living next to an entitled, waking nightmare of a human being. This guy's neighbor sounds like he stubbornly refused to get a clue. No matter how many infuriating wakeup calls he was given. Not really sure what the best course of action could be from here. Some people refuse to take the hints that are so graciously provided them. 

Husband Eats Kid's Candy, Wife Blows Up At Husband


Oh boy, buckle up for a little trouble in lover's paradise. Marriage basically inevitably comes with its series of hurdles. Some of those might seem more insurmountable than others at times. With that being said, this husband really went and stirred up the pot when he decided to eat his kid's special candy. Queue his wife having a bit of a meltdown over the matter. You be the judge though, was dad in the wrong for his decision to insensitively cave into his sweet tooth? 

Staff Sergeant Supervisor Gets Caught Lying About Doing His Job


Is there a better feeling than catching your supervisor in a lie? Yes, when it's in writing. And even better than that, when you can leverage that knowledge to make them give you a more accurate performance review. Interesting things happen when there's a strict chain of command, like this military wife Karen who demanded salutes and ended up getting mocked.

"Not My Job" Moments Of Unprofessional Failure


Sure, doing your job the right way is fine and all, but you save some much time and energy by doing things completely improperly. Sure, these become "not my job" moments of failure, but think of all the time and effort saved when you install a gutter system in a way that conveniences no one. These "not my job" moments of dubious professionalism are making it easier for some of us.

Couple Sleeps With Bedroom Window Open, Horrific Awakening Ensues


Anyone who has ever lived on a ground floor apartment knows that the idea of keeping one's window open to all that might be passing by is a bit of a risky endeavor. You just never know who is out there walking around, and what kind of fit of insanity that they might be caught up in. This couple certainly went on to have the shocking wakeup of a lifetime. We're just glad that everything worked out, and nobody was hurt in the process. 

Parents and Their "I Just Looked Away For a Second" Moments


Oh, the unparalleled panic of losing your kid at the store. It's common knowledge that kids are weird and dumb, and as it stands they shouldn't be trusted. Look away for a second and they're off trying to drink toilet water or join a new family. Sure, we eventually grow to resent the illogical things our parents do, but for a real long time it's you being the idiot.

Relentless Choosing Beggar Haggles Over Blanket


The world's never been in short demand of wildly irrational choosing beggars and their infuriatingly endless series of demands. Sometimes, the choosing beggars are so dang deluded that it actually ends up being pretty entertaining. Like in the conversation we have here with this fine fella. The choosing beggar is relentless in their pursuit toward haggling, but ultimately they're served up the reality check that they needed all along. Get some more choosing beggar drama with this absurd lying stranger who wouldn't pay for a rug, and thought they won

Restaurant Fails To Account For Customer's Food Allergy, Customer Doesn't Pay For Burger


Food allergies are no joke. With that being said, if a restaurant fails to make good on an order from a customer who specifically asks for certain problem ingredients to be left out, it could be viewed as fair for them to send the order back. As long as the sending of the order back is being handled in a fair, respectful matter it shouldn't be too big of a problem at all. So, this customer asked for a new burger, the restaurant refused, and then the customer decided to only leave enough money for their drink. Some folks in the comments section are in agreement that that was a reasonable move to make. 

Saturday, April 3, 2021

Creepy and Imposing Signs That Aren't Messing Around


They say what you don't know can't hurt you. The "they" in that phrase seems not to have ever heard about dangerous heavy equipment, poisonous trees, and looming monkey attacks. These creepy signs make their message clear about what's coming for whom, and that's probably a good thing. Even though these terrifying signs speak the language of fear, they're still trying to tell us something, and that's better than nothing.

Cashier Cuts Up Customer's Valid Driver's License


With there being so many entitled customers, there's bound to be an entitled employee out there who totally oversteps their boundaries. No one wants to be an entitled Karen, but it seems reasonable to ask for the manager after your very real photo ID is cut into pieces by an overzealous cashier.

Wacky Reasons People Called 911


There are absolutely tons of good reasons to call 911, but there are way more totally stupid reasons to call them. A suspicious person lurking around? Sure. Someone's dog looked at you weird? Maybe not. Sometimes people panic when they're scared and frustrated, and 911 dispatch gets to hear a story about a tree someone dislikes. For some other crime-adjacent shenanigans, here are things people later discovered were illegal.

Tumblr Post: Random Knowledge Can Be Super Clutch


We love fun little Tumblr posts like the one we have here that shine a light on how the random bits of knowledge we pick up as we move through this life, can end up serving us in all kinds of ways further on down the road. So, if anything it's stories like these that can encourage us to embrace all those absurd rabbit holes filled with surprising insights that you can come across as you stumble through the vast expanse of the wild world of Tumblr. Who knows how that knowledge could end up serving you further on down the road. 

Tenant Assumes There's A Bat In Closet, Learns Otherwise


An unfortunate many of us have ended up in the middle of a nerve-racking scenario, where we're hearing strange, unnerving noises come from some part of the home, with no idea what could be causing it. Or, even worse, the rampant imagination runs along at a maddening pace, and dreams up some terrible hypothetical situation that you end up believing. We're just glad that it all worked out for this person. 

Dad Refuses To Accept Defeat, Amusement Park Employee Goes Full Petty


Anyone who has ever worked in an amusement park must've seen some ungodly levels of petty revenge. Everyone has their breaking point, and amusement park employees must be tested like none other. You've got your entitled guests that refuse to not be sore losers, and you've also got a ton of people making horrendous messes everywhere. Fun stuff. 

Man Showcases Absolutely Spectacular Coconut Cutting Skills


There are people in this world that are actual wizards when it comes to chopping up various foods. Take this dude for instance. His coconut cutting skills are nothing short of magical. He's clearly a master of his craft. I want to buy a coconut from him just to see him cut it up. 

Karen Thinks Employee Is Line Cutter, Gets Humbled


The garden variety Karen is known for obstructive outbursts, and this one was no different when she convinced herself that an employee was trying to ruin her day. Even given an explanation, she wasn't ready to back down. For another Karen with nonsensical demands, here's a Karen who demanded a delivery driver check her groceries out.

Tumblr Thread: A Vulcan Gets a Cat


Seeing our own actions through the eyes of a more coldly logical being lets us poke fun at the absurdity of our own lives. Plus it doesn't hurt that Vulcans are a fun concept to play around with anyway, as evidenced by this tumblr thread of a human on a Vulcan ship. Pet ownership is weird, and our relationship with cats in particular is fraught with unique and strange meaning. Especially when you get into specifics like this tumblr thread on how cats are just eloquent enough to be melodramatic.

Man's Coworker Brings Him Meals Every Day, Wife Tells Coworker To Stop


Um, the fact that this guy's wife told his coworker to basically back off, and said coworker continued to bring meals after that, makes this a very unsettling situation, indeed. Not even unsettling as much as it's just plain old inappropriate. If anything, it seems like something far more extramarital could be afoot in this unfortunate "love triangle."

How A Grandpa Could Walk Uphill To/From School Both Ways: The Breakdown


As we all know, many grandpas claim to have walked to school uphill both ways, seemingly eschewing the laws of physics. Whether or not it was in the snow is irrelevant for this possible theory, but it involves a hill (obviously) and a system of partial rides.

Deceptive Products Designed By Real Jerkwads


"Passing the savings" on to the consumer is great and all, but what really matters is that you're passing the actual product to the consumer. Everyone has had a moment with lying packaging, trick containers and misleading and awful products that ended up being more cardboard and air than anything else. The lengths some manipulative and terrible products will go to is something that feels like it should only exist in cartoons.

Life Pro Tips That Could Come In Handy


Many of us could've massively benefited from being provided some kind of lifelong instruction manual for all the speed bumps and unanticipated, disorienting hurdles that we encounter as human beings living on this strange planet. Some phases of life are certainly easier than others, but we could all use some extra life pro tips to stow away in our back pockets to make this whole life thing a little less difficult.