Sunday, March 28, 2021

Chad Doesn't Want To Waste Time On "Cheap" Customers, Learns His Lesson


Man oh man, it sounds like this "Chad" figure learned his lesson the hard way. He didn't want to go and waste his time on what he thought were a couple of cheap customers, and then proceeds to learn that they had far more money than he originally gave them credit for. 

Tech Support Has To Explain What Different Computers Are


Sure a desktop file can definitely look like a link that anyone can access, but that doesn't make it so. This employee shut down a ridiculous request with an extremely clear metaphor. Tech support has to face some real wildness in the form of harsh moments of technological gore as well as bluffing Karens and customers who don't understand what "wireless mouse" means.

Hyperbolic Trolling from the Legendary Ken M


For those not in the know, before all this nonsense, there was a legendary user named Ken M. He kicked around Yahoo News, Facebook, and various other comments sections extolling the virtues of extremely confident hypocrisy and delectably creative nonsense. Without Ken M, the internet wouldn't be quite the same.

Class Bully Gets Exposed For Cheating


Bullies are the worst. This particular scenario involving a class bully has that sweet, fairytale ending though. The bully gave their classmate a hard time for a monologue that took quite a bit of courage to present to the rest of the class. The thing is, the bully very clearly took a shortcut on their own book report, and only watched the movie. So, their classmate asked just the kind of question that exposed the bully's cheating to the rest of the class. Everyone just needs to play nice. 

Ridiculous Things People Brag About For Some Reason


There's just something innately insufferable about someone who takes it upon themselves to brag to no end. It's like, we get it, you're awesome, you're absolutely killing it, but maybe, just maybe keep all that aggressive self praise to yourself. Especially when you have people bragging about completely absurd things that seem completely nonsensical to brag about in the first place. 

Mean Step Dad Tricks Kid Out Of Laptop, Kid Takes His Car


Man, this step dad sounds like a real nasty piece of work. What kind of guy tricks his kid out of a perfectly fine laptop? Fortunately, the kid kept his wits about him, and managed to enact a true pro revenge in response. Just picturing the way that that step dad's jaw must've hit the ground when he saw the kid take that "broken" car for a joy ride around the block, is enough to make the heart swell in deep appreciation. It's also a beautiful car! 

European Tries To Bake Girlfriend Cake, Fails To Convert Celsius To Fahrenheit


Oh man, our hearts go out to anyone who ends up fielding the unfortunate fail that can come as a result of failing to convert that dang celsius to fahrenheit. This dude's heart was absolutely in the right place, but it was all futile because they didn't make that dang conversion. Oh well, the lesson was learned, and we all get to enjoy the fail that resulted from the situation. 

Owner Shorts Brewer's Hard-Earned Wages, Brewer Takes Revenge


This brewery owner is a prime example of one of those people who never should've been able to run his own business in the first place. The guy clearly had some gnarly knowledge gaps when it came to knowing the kind of stuff a brewery owner should, to run a successful business. I mean, the guy threw an Anniversary event and failed to advertise that the brewery made their own beers. That's some next level cluelessness. On top of being an oblivious owner, he participated in wage theft. Fortunately, our heroic brewer of the hour was ready to take his technical revenge. Don't screw over the guy who knows how to brew your company's beer. 

Woman Doesn't Help Friend Get Job At Her Company, Feels Bad, Consults Reddit


Oh boy, what we have here is a brutal demonstration of blatant dishonesty. It seems like this woman's friend is waving all kinds of red flags, and wouldn't be the ideal person to end up working with. With that being said, she decided to consult the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community, and they seem to be in agreement that she ultimately made the right call. 

Parents of Ugly Babies Share What That's Like


We knew kids were weird and stupid already, but for a decent amount of time they're also ugly too. It's true that none of us would look too great if we had soft heads that just got pushed through a human being like a play-dough fun factory, but it's kind of a toss-up how different people take it. They're not supposed to look great when they're fresh anyway. Life is weird like that. You're born into this world and it's just a matter of time before you start realizing all the illogical things your parents do.

Tumblr Thread: Talking To Kids Like They're People


Tumblr gets on a real tear here about how to instill a sense of responsibility and achievement in kids by speaking to them on their interests and being less condescending. There's some interesting points in here, and some thoughts to take home about how society deals with teenagers in general. For more of the wholesome and encouraging side of tumblr, here's some girls discovering unequaled joy at a pumpkin patch.

Work Memes For Hard Workin' Workers


Work isn't exclusively blood, sweat and losing tools. There's also a lot of ground to cover regarding your lazy incompetent manager and making it harder for newcomers. The work grind takes its toll. That's why some work memes for the hustle as well as the bustle can rekindle a burnt out spirit. 

Most Unexplainable, Creepy Moments In People's Lives


Many of us have endured those bone-chilling moments where what feels like some kind of "sixth sense" kicks into overdrive, and some part of your brain is tuned into a borderline supernatural event. You know, the moment that you just can't explain no matter how hard you try to drive logic into the explanation? Well regardless of whether or not you've had one of those moments yourself, these folks certainly have enough horror stories to go around. For some more unsettling moments, check out these absolutely bonkers apparent glitches in the matrix. 

Twitter Thread: Teacher Grades Class's Joke Skills


George Pointon took to twitter to matter-of-factly address the comedic skills of his young class. He ascertained that some overly relied on dirty stuff, some couldn't read the room and others had great timing. Kids don't make the greatest comics, but they also don't make great much anything else, as evidenced by this proof that kids are weird and dumb.

Entitled Karen Pitches Fit At Movies, Manager Kicks Karen Out


We're no strangers to coming across grueling stories of terribly entitled Karens that decide to ruin an otherwise peaceful and respectful atmosphere with their unyielding series of irrational demands. In this case, Karen was never going to come out victorious. She had the audacity to try and fake the manager out by telling them that she'd been at the movies before some other customers that were just trying to enjoy the movie in the first place. Suffice to say, you can't argue with that glorious video footage evidence.

Weird and Wild Junk People Were Told In Sex Ed


For a whole lot of people, sex ed was more of a fear factory than a sober discussion of scientific facts, and it's really weird how much unverified information and questionable analogies people are prepared to hare in order to get kids to do what they want. Yeah, a lot of awkward sex questions get asked in sex ed, but at least they sometimes get answered.

Mean Bosses And Maniacal Managers That Got Called Out


The internet's never been in short supply of people dishing out gnarly stories of maniacal managers and the righteous revenges that ensued. With that being said, what fun it is to come across a new subreddit dedicated to calling out management for being uncool to their employees. Check out another ridiculous manager story with this lazy Karen manager who let everything fall to pieces. 

Unlucky Moments of Misfortune and Chaos


Our successes wouldn't seem so great if we didn't have moments of failure and chaos, or so they say. It would probably be just as nice to enjoy a promotion or lottery win without having to deal with all the exploded toilets and dropped eggs that life tends to throw at us, but that's just a personal opinion. Either way, the world is merciless.

Saturday, March 27, 2021

Drama Breaks Out Between Couple Over Stimulus Check


Those stimmy checks can be a tricky business. A drama broke out between this couple over the newly unemployed boyfriend wanting to go on a near-sighted spending spree with his newfound influx of funds, instead of helping out his partner who is set to be their sole source of income for awhile. The folks in the comments section are in agreement that his approach is just a little bit out of line. 

Tumblr Thread: The Yarn Community Has Serious Drama


One wouldn't think that the yarn and knitting community would go to bat for their extremely strong opinions on the kind of material that's most likely to set a baby on fire, or that there would be people faking their deaths, but you would be wrong. Tumblr gets into the politics and colorful internal drama of the yarn people. It's reminiscent of this tumblr foray into the drama of the art world.

Stealing Roommate Gets Clothes Dyed for Free


The only good thing about having a roommate that steals your stuff is that if you tamper with your own stuff, they're in no position to complain about your stuff that they deny taking. This is a pretty common tactic. A similar and more explosive thing happened when this food thief's roommate switched to regular milk.

Man Responds To His "Wanted" Ad On Facebook


We love to see this gem making the rounds again. We look back to a time, a strange and surprising time when what appears to be a runaway criminal named Anthony Ackers, up and decides to respond to his own "wanted" ad out in Richland, WA. What ensues is nothing short of a swift emotional rollercoaster, filled to the brim with banter and the inevitable moment when Ackers serves up his own demise. 

Lowballing Choosy Beggar Tries To Haggle, Fails Miserably


As long as we've had well intentioned people trying to sell stuff online, we've also had the choosy beggars dashing right out of the woodwork to stink up the whole online marketplace with their series of irrational demands. This dude was tripping from the very beginning. And then when they're given a righteous reality check, they try to play it off like they're just "trying to do business." Yeah, okay then. Check out more entitled people with their childish demands over here. 

Lazy Manager Karen Lets Everything Fall To Pieces


In this world, stories of incompetent managers and entitled Karens aren't rare. There are dumb bosses like this manager who suspended an employee and then expected them at their next shift. In the apocalyptic world of entitled Karens, there are tales like this military wife Karen who demanded salutes. But when the two are one in the same, things can get especially ridiculous. At least this one had a happy ending.

Tumblr Thread: The Wild World Of Ambigrams


Little did you know that all your day was lacking was a quick and educational exploration of the world of ambigrams. They're a whole lot of fun. 

Halo Team Destroying A Piano For Sound Effects


There's sounds in that there piano, by gum. These sound effects artists are pounding, digging and dry icing their way through that sorry bastard in order to mine those valuable sounds outta there. Evidently these are sound effects for the upcoming Halo Infinite, but mostly boy oh boy look at that unhappy piano.

Entitled Mom Demands to Speak to Elevator Tech's Supervisor, It's Him


If there's one person to not rush or piss off, it's anyone who's repairing an elevator. In this case he leveraged the situation in order to make the whole thing even more frustrating. For some reason some folks don't get that sometimes elevators need to be safely repaired, like this time an elevator technician took revenge on an entitled woman.

Unsafe Toys People Remember From The Olden Days


Anyone with a few decades on them can remember a time when toys were heavy, sharp, fast, toxic and scalding. Whether it was a playground slide that would sear the flesh off your palms or a chemistry set that could have made biker crank, people had a different idea of what was considered safe for children. People remember the wildly dangerous activities they participated in as children.

Naive Owners Fire Man With The Patents, Man Sells Design To Competitors


Those young business owners often think that they know everything. Well, this guy certainly humbled a couple naive business owners in the long run. On top of that, this guy's decision to introduce a design that would effectively ward off locker thieves was brilliant. There certainly was a period of time when so many of those lockers were way too easy for people to break into. 

Karen Objects At Son's Wedding


Nothing like a completely cringeworthy meltdown with a wedding objection to keep your day rolling along. If you thought you'd been to an awkward wedding reception, just imagine the palpable awkwardness that was present in the air for this unfortunate debacle.