Small Boat Manages To Escape Tsunami Caused By Iceberg

Man oh man, if you thought you were having a day, just picture being on board this tiny boat that barely manages to escape a terrifying tsunami caused by an iceberg. So much yikes at once. 

Comedian Unknowingly Roasts Zack Snyder In The Audience

Little did this guy know that the "Zack" he was targeting with his roasts was indeed Zack Snyder. At least he played it off reasonably well considering the circumstances. 

Man Gets Caught Enjoying Performance, Becomes Ashamed

It's okay to like dumb things like bouncy pop music, but liking these kinds of things publicly can leave us open to severe criticism. Listening to the music, it is a little understandable why this guy wouldn't want to be recorded clapping along, but it's also a little sad that he didn't just say "screw it" and clap harder.

Twitter Thread: The Power Of Setting Personal Boundaries

This powerful Twitter thread focuses on the importance of setting personal boundaries with others around you, and adapting accordingly when those boundaries aren't respected. This woman's mom sounds like an awesome human being. You can see the positive impact that this mom's parenting approach had as the young woman grew up and faced other situations in life where her personal boundaries weren't being respected. 

Random Tumblr Gems of Resplendent Hilarity

The busy minds of Tumblr users crackle with intrigue at the sight of a new stupid observation or completely ridiculous film theory, and it's absolutely worth it to stand at the window of absurdity and peer in like a leering weirdo. Tumblr gems get the brain blood flowing in a way that's hard to pin down. Don't trip and fall or you'll find yourself tumbling through tumblr gems.

Tumblr Thread: Mystified Man's Able To Identify Superheroes

This fun Tumblr thread imagines a world where a man possesses the ability to see people's threat level (as numbers 1-10, with 10 being most dangerous) above their heads. From there, we see a fun scenario created where the guy is able to identify iconic characters like Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Wonder Woman, and Robin for what they really are. This inspires quite the funny picture. It would be rather confusing to see a whopping 10 above a billionaire's head. 

For some more gold from Tumblr, check out this fun thread that takes a look at the logistics behind Davy Jones' curse. 

Puns Ranging From Untreatable to Highly Repeatable

Puns somehow inhabit a realm of humor that's always walking the tightrope of being mind-blowingly clever or unimaginably dumb, and sometimes that distinction just comes down to how you're feeling at the time. Puns range from incredible to untellable and there's no way of knowing it's going to be good until it's said. There's just sackfuls of puns spilling all over the place.

Cheap Manager Loses $300K Of Business

This employee gave their manager a swift and brutal reality check. It's all about knowing your worth. 

Dumbest Things People Said With Mystifying Confidence

There's nothing quite as puzzling as the bold confidence of a glaringly evident fool. It can be quite entertaining and disheartening at the same time to watch someone go off on whatever tangent they feel compelled to go on, all the while with no idea that they have no idea what they're talking about. Maybe these insights will take you on a trip down memory lane to an experience of your own. 

Group Tries To Get Student To Write Paper Alone, Student Takes Revenge

Group work is the worst. Many of us have been in the middle of a situation where we are weighed down by having to carry classmates who refuse to pitch in on a project specifically designed to call upon everyone's efforts. Fortunately, this student had their wits about them and took just the kind of petty revenge that taught those lazy and entitled classmates a lesson. 

Check out another satisfying revenge tale with this student who did 60% of a group project, only to have the group try (and fail) to cut them out.

Mistaken People Who Missed The Joke By Miles

The problem with communicating over the internet is that there's a whole lot of room for misinterpretation. Plus, there's a whole lot of access to dumb people. Those two factors mean that there's a whole lot of people who miss jokes by light-years. Does it feel good to get a joke someone else didn't get? Yeah. Is it also disappointing to see someone aggressively not get the joke? Also yeah.

Entitled Mom Ends Engagement And Gets Banned From Restaurant

You just never know if you're going to end up in the crossfires of a terribly entitled parent. This mom sounds like she was a whole handful. Honestly though, it seems like her horrific performance at the restaurant was for the best for everyone else involved. Besides the poor employees that had to put up with her toxic behavior, of course. 

Mom Washes Kid's Computer, Tech Support Catastrophe Ensues

Oh mom, her heart was in the right place. Little did she somehow not know that the act of washing a computer would result in the technology being completely ruined. Just imagine being the poor tech support employee caught up on the other end of this absurd debacle. For some more tech support drama check out this customer who tried to get a tech support employee fired, and then ended up being showed up in the process. 

Gluten Free Vegan Plus One Wants Wedding Catered To Her

In our world of diversifying diets, we find ourselves in awkward situations over people's dietary restrictions, or even just points they're trying to make. Basically the exact opposite of this situation happened when an uncle at a vegan wedding couldn't handle it and demanded a meat meal. The enduring fact seems to be that if you're a guest and getting a free meal, you're going to find your options limited.

Twitter Thread: A Huge Ship Is Blocking The Suez Canal

John Scott-Railton regails the specifics of what is becoming a demonstrably huge screw up in one of the most used thoroughfares in global trade. The massive ship is just kind of sitting there as other vessels form a traffic jam behind it. Some say it's being partially refloated, but it's proving to be a pretty big problem that's just sort of sitting there.

Shady Dude Tries To Use Fake Cash At Store, Malicious Compliance Ensues

Man oh man, anyone who has ever muddled through the perpetual grind that can be working a customer service job knows that the gig comes with its infuriating fair share of troubles from inconsiderate customers. Some are certainly worse than others though. This particular customer sounds like he was quite the handful with his big wad of artificial cash. Fortunately, the malicious compliance that ensued was able to put him in check. 

Twitter Thread: Recruiter Shares Clutch Resume Tips

The hiring process can absolutely be a disorienting and difficult grind of an experience. With that being said it certainly helps to have some resume tips handy that can give you an edge on the rest of the competition. Fortunately, this recruiter was able to hook it up. 

Things People Get Hypocritically Irritated Over

Most everyone is guilty of being hypocritical at one point or another in life. It's as if so often the things that grind our gears the most are the very things that we're guilty of doing ourselves. Weird how the psyche works like that. Maybe some of these will strike some chords for folks. 

Woman Creates Epic Piano Version Of CHOP SUEY!

Every now and again someone manages to put out a cover of a song, and completely crush it. This is clearly one of those times. She nailed it!

Landlord Tries To Rip Tenant Off, Ends Up Paying Over $6.5K

We love a good revenge tale of a shady, cheap landlord getting it in the end. In this case, the landlord tried to rip the tenant off for $400, and they end up having to pay over $6K. Now that is what I'm talking about. 

Drone Footage Of Volcano Eruption In Iceland Is Pure Insanity

If only we could all be as courageous as drones. This drone footage has us thinking that the world absolutely needs more drone footage of volcano eruptions. It's like you're there to witness nature spew all of its fiery hot madness into the atmosphere, but don't have to sweat about getting burned. 

Glider Touchdown In Rain Is Absolutely Spectacular

It straight up looks like this dude's traveling at light speed. 

Influencer Karen Demands Free Food In Exchange For Fame

Man, oh, man, our hearts go out to any hard working employees that have to deal with these levels of hostile entitlement. The choosing beggars of the world have a way of tossing their social decency out the window when their irrational demands are inevitably rejected. This Karen was in way over her head from the start. 

Stupid and Random Ways People Fell Into Money

It's extremely rare and extremely stupid, but sometimes money finds its way into people's hands for what seems like no reason. One chance encounter or ill-advised risk can land a very lucky few of us with randomly gotten gains. That said, once people have money, they tend to spend that money on the stupidest things.

Stupid Design Failures That Deserve Criticism

No matter how confident you are, it's always a good idea to get a second eyes on a project. "Hey, what's with this stairway to nowhere" they might say. Or "did you realize that when your van door slides open it condenses Butter Salesman into Butt Man." There are more stupid design failures out there than you could shake a stick at, and even that stick might have some fatal flaws. These design failures deserve some blame.

Nurses Take Revenge On Their Roommate

This dude vastly underestimated their nurse roommates' capacity for executing a true, glorious pro revenge. Check out another tale of roommate pro revenge with this smug roommate who wouldn't pay rent, and got defeated in court as a result.

Entitled Neighbor Expects Tree Removal For Better View

Man, you really never know if you're going to end up moving into a new home that's seemingly perfect on the surface level, only to realize that you're living next to an entitled, waking nightmare of a human being. This guy's neighbor sounds like he stubbornly refused to get a clue. No matter how many infuriating wakeup calls he was given. Not really sure what the best course of action could be from here. Some people refuse to take the hints that are so graciously provided them. 

Prime Fails From People Not Doing Their Jobs Correctly

Sometimes, folks just can't be bothered to see that one job through as it was intended to be done. Maybe they're in a rush, or they just don't care. Check out more attempts that slipped down the slope of failure over here.

Husband Eats Kid's Candy, Wife Blows Up At Husband

Oh boy, buckle up for a little trouble in lover's paradise. Marriage basically inevitably comes with its series of hurdles. Some of those might seem more insurmountable than others at times. With that being said, this husband really went and stirred up the pot when he decided to eat his kid's special candy. Queue his wife having a bit of a meltdown over the matter. You be the judge though, was dad in the wrong for his decision to insensitively cave into his sweet tooth? 

Twitter Thread: Dude Finds What Looks Like Shrimp Bits in Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Welcome to The Jungle (by Upton Sinclair), baby. Jensen Karp found some extra crunch in his cinnamon toast crunch when he pulled out what looked like shrimp tails from a box of cereal and posting it to Twitter, instantly going viral (of course.) The dude also found what looks like some string and weird black bits baked in there. It's almost as if someone just had lunch and threw it into the product line instead of the garbage. It appears that the company's stance is that those are just bits of sugar, but boy oh boy do those look like shrimp tails. The world is full of merciless misfortune, so just throw this one on the pile.