Tuesday, February 16, 2021

Wholesome Memes to Help Wade Through the Muck


The world can seem like a hard place to live in at times. There are moments when negativity surrounds us, and disappointment isn't an irregular novelty but it becomes the standard. That's why at times it's healthy to get a dose of wholesome memes for a little boost. Most of us could use a shot of niceness to keep things afloat.

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Product - T really hate to brag but I have a private chef that prepares my lunches. you LAT

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Product - The kid I nanny is nervous for the first day of school and my heart is completely melted. Si

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Text - TLIASCI ... 11m · RACIST Y'all, Nora is having her first sleepover tonight. Her best friend Faye is coming over and that means one of my biggest dad goals is gonna happen tomorrow morning. Making pancakes for them in the morning. The moment i found out we were pregnant I imagined sleepovers and making pancakes in the morning for her and her friends, and tomorrow is the day! I am SO EXCITED i don't know if I'm gonna sleep a wink tonight. Maybe l'll wake them up at midnight with pancakes. S

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Text - SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PLANTS GROWING THROUGH CONCRETE

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Text - J-Ryz @j_ryz Ran into a guy I played football with in high school today. As he's introducing me to his gf he says, "This is John he was the only popular kid in high school who didn't bully me. He was actually my friend." Just a reminder that people never forget how you make them feel 3:27 PM · 10/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Ron Iver @ronnui_ Me and the boys made Guy Scouts and we are thriving I just got a badge for having too many HDMI cables and Dave got a badge for emotional honesty

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Vehicle - uss-edsall While sailing in the Mediterranean sea, in 1962, the American aircraft carrier USS Independence (CV-62) flashed the Italian Amerigo Vespucci with light signal asking «Who are you?», the full rigged ship answered «Training ship Amerigo Vespucci, Italian Navy». The US ship replied «You are the most beautiful ship in the world».

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Product - SHE WAS EMBARRASSED TO WEAR HER PRINCESS COSTUME TO THE MOVIES. HER UNCLE DIDN'T LIKE THAT. indCoome FRE SPE COM

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Text - Super wholesome moment when you go to Bed Bath and Beyond and a random burly guy covered in tats in the store exclaims how freaking soft a pillow is. Like legit: "OMG this is the softest fluffiest pillow ever!" And continues to rub it and squeeze it. I don't even think he realized how loud he said it. But he looked so happy. I decided to go over and was like "it's that soft huh?!" He's like "omg it's bunny soft, touch it touch it" Then we both started manhandling this ultra soft pillow wh

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Facial expression - 'Mummy can you take a picture of me holding this potato' me: 'yeh sure'

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Organism - grain death @grain_death earlier this year a random number i don't recognize started sending me pictures of toads Monday, May 20 - 6:31 PM european common spadefoot toad Monday, May 20 • 10:20 PM True Wednesday, May 22 • 6:47 PM red american toadlet thank you mystery toad giver Saturday, May 25 · 5:17 PM T fowlers toad thank u T banjo frog (aka "pobblebonk") yes does he play the banjo better! his own call sounds like plucking a banjo string! like "bonk bonk" :-) T. or yoshi when he ea

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Text - PayWith Rat With Postlt LOST A JOB OR DOING IT TOUGH IF SO ENJOY A COFFEE ALREADY PAID FOR BY A STRANGER.... TAKE A "POST IT" TO THE OUNTER FOR A FREE COFFEE! U WE 'RE AUL IN THIS TOGETHER PAID! Poel Enjey eyy your good day Smile xx heers. ATTENTIOÍ

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Television - "Every day my parents play Mario Kart 64 to see who will have to make a cup of tea. They've done this religiously since 2001."

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Cat - Land of cuteness @landpsychology Thunder buddies in their thunder bunker. 9:12 AM · 8/9/20 · Postcron App

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Hair - I love my #HBCU because no other college accepted me. My SAT score was 980 and my GPA was barely a 2.0. Morgan State University gave me a chance to improve as a learner. Here I am, 3 degrees post-high school, heading to get my first doctorate at Johns Hopkins, thanks to my HBCU.

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Canidae - "Your mom called me a good boy last night" GA ING TV

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Text - Steph Kemp @steph_heathcote We have just had our patio done and my 6yo has loved going out and helping the builder, so it made his day to receive this. What an example of kindness Pay packet Harry For passing bricks Passing little pavers pointing brick work Mixing cement loading stone taking pictures of black birds and spider saying why more times than I have ever heard anyone say why and being a smashing little guy minus tax and national insurance £10.00

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Text - Follow A few weeks ago, my dog died. I was very sad, as I had him for 15 years. Today, I heard a knock on my door. It was my 90yo neighbor. She had crocheted a little toy dog that looked exactly like mine, collar and all. I burst into tears on the spot and gave her a hug. She is truly the best neighbor ever. 12:31 PM - 12 Aug 2016

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Belligerent Goat Picks Fight With Guy


Keep it together, man, it's not worth it! 

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Dumb Ways People Ended Up With A Scar


As smart as you might think you are, you an always accidentally bite into a super heated pizza roll and lose your own self respect in between the dabbing of hot grease and yelping. At least injuring oneself in a stupid way is a basically universal experience. For some real dullards, here are some facepalm moments from the world's beacons of stupid.

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Facial expression - grh77 1 day ago 2 28 S 3 E 5 Kid in the church nursery hit me in the eye with a plastic carrot. It was 40 years ago. 28 33 5 I've still got a scar.

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Head - Appaismycopilot 1 day ago 11@10 3 21 E 3 Someone said "that knife is for cutting tape, so it won't cut people" and I checked

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Rectangle - Hawk_Cobrakai 1 day ago · edited 15 hours ago O 3 8 S 4 4 Was playing a Ms. Pacman machine in a laundromat. Inky snuck up on me. I flinched, kneed the padlock on the coin insert, blood everywhere. Cool scar, but damn you Inky.

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Font - , 34 E 9 downsouthcountry 1 day ago 2 6 5 My foot was itchy so I used a hunting knife to scratch it

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Rectangle - Cakewithsyrup 1 day ago O 6 9 S 5 E9 When I was 10 I wanted to cut a coconut with a big machete and on the first try I hit my thumb, luckily I didn't hit it too hard, but I have a permanent scarf on my thumb now

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Smile - realcavsfan23 1 day ago 9 e 3 3 changed a lightbulb standing on a glass coffee table... yep I fell into the table

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Font - InteractiveDinner 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago 2 I stuck a hand between the gears of my grandmother's sewing machine while it was running. Ouch!

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Font - rharvey8090 1 day ago I leaned on a teppanyaki grill with both forearms. In Disney world. On the first day of a week long trip. Second degree burns all the way up both arms. Hurt like hell.

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Font - King_of_Dantopia 1 day ago · edited 7 hours ago I couldn't tie my laces as a kid and liked to walk with my hands in my pockets. This led to me tripping over my laces, no hands to protect and landing face first onto a stone step, the corner of which went right between my eyes, leaving a small scar where my monobrow grows.

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Font - Qunts_R_Us 1 day ago · edited 21 hours ago 2 Got a fishing hook in the side of my finger, my immediate reaction was to pull away. That was the wrong reaction. Not a big scar or anything, but definitely stupid. Edited to add because it's funnier: I also have a small mark (Barely noticeable unless I point it out) on my leg. Friend got a new dartboard but hadn't set it up. "What if we just used the box just now? I'll hold it first!" Now have a reminder that I'm a moron sometimes.

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Smile - guanacazo 1 day ago Skating down the roof didn't come as planned

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Font - Way2GoBucko 1 day ago · edited 20 hours ago 2 2 2 I was holding a super soaker reservoir bottle underwater at a lake to fill it up. It 2 slipped out of my hand and shot up out of the water, hit me in my lip and split it open all the way through to the other side. Needed stitches inside my mouth and right below my bottom lip. Got a small scar from it.

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Font - sleepingachiever 1 day ago edited 1 day ago The headrest of our bed was made of solid wood and had curved edges. It was wide enough for a 2 year old (me) to sit on and I used to love sliding off it. Well one night I sat on it to slide as usual with my legs on either side. My leg on the bed got stuck between the pillows and I fell face first on the floor. Got a cut on my forehead which required 6-7 stitches.

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Head - Rocks_4_Jocks 1 day ago O e 2 10 year old me shredded too hard on a razor scooter

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Rectangle - atvz 1 day ago · edited 13 hours ago I was 8 and ran into a door knob. I now have a small doorknob shaped scar beside my nose

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Font - EducatedEddie 1 day ago · edited 5 hours ago When I was little my father brought me some weetabix with pipping hot milk. A spoonful fell on my ankle and had a scar ever since lol

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Font - tim561 1 day ago Dumb 6 year old me makes a little tower of pillows, jumps at the tower of pillows, makes wrong calculation of jumping position, and instead of hitting the pillow tower, he hits the headboard. I got a cool scar though! Without permanent brain damage so it's a nice trade!

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Eye - AllieBallie22 1 day ago 2 I have a scar on my eyebrow from my brother hitting me in the head with a belt while he was pretending to be Indiana Jones.

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Hair - moihvgvghtfyr 1 day ago 3 Held packaging in my palm and tried to open it with a knife by poking it... Not my proudest moment.

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Gesture - Bluellan 1 day ago O 2 I burned myself with mashed potatoes.

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Font - werewolf3five9 1 day ago I was eating pizza rolls in the buff and when I bit into one of them the filling fell out the other end and onto my chest. By the time I was able to get the stuff all the way off, my skin had bubbled. Scar is roughly the size of a nickel.

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Font - sutkurak 1 day ago When I was a kid I'd been watching Dukes of Hazzard with my grandpa. We went out to his Buick and I tried sliding over the hood like they do in the show, but got caught on the hood ornament and sliced a huge gash in my leg.

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Human body - Nihilism_IsPointless 1 day ago Opening canned beans . And not once .

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Font - XXDevious 1 day ago I was home alone in 4th grade and didn't know how to make any food, so I found a can of Pineapples. I couldn't find the can opener though, so instead I used a big ass Michael Myers knife. I was 70% done cutting the lid open, when the knife slid off and sliced my middle finger open. 2 things to note: • i don't even like pineapples • I found the can opened when I went to grab paper towels for the blood

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"You Had One Job" Moments of Occupational Incompetence


People make a lot of mistakes while working, and that's even when they're doing things for ourselves. Throw in a third party or having to do something on behalf of a boss you don't like, and things start to not get done at a fantastic rate. Thanks to these unprofessional circumstances, we have just tons of instances of incompetent construction as well as "not my job" moments of quality unprofessionalism.

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Technology

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Liquid - 14H30 1SH00 15h30 16h00 16h30 39 500

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Red

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Tile

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Property

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Water

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Room - RORER

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Sink

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Wall - IGEFA KÖLN

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Tile

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Sky - Island Bells AVE W 12500 Walslaind Island Bells 0 AVE ST

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Alloy wheel

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Property

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Vehicle

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Atmospheric phenomenon

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Architecture

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Door

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Iron

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Asphalt

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Auto part - adda Pepper

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Buttercream - 4Jluy Cake

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Property - Wadding Fo 14 BARBER SHOP

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Sidewalk

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Property

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Transport - MOE FONTSHIONL 2X PLENTI POI Whynot ha H00->S CTIMADE S THERE OORS MOUST REMAN MAS MOIRE SEOE

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Yellow - 110 20 165 160 15 155 150- 10 145 140 135 130- 125 120 115 110 105 100 95 do 90 you Sure up? 85 80 75 70 65 60 50 45 40 95 Tratagran and Facebok A *cherlerzos 30 25 20 IS 10 15 To measure how tall-you are

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Road - Helb

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Public space

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Building - f ART GYM 6975 7 2341 2 Ενόργανη. Γυμναστική.

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Basketball court

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