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Thursday, January 21, 2021

Lousy Liars That Can Take Their Lies Elsewhere

Man, nothing grinds one's gears like encountering a lousy liar who has been spinning their web of lies for so long it's as if they've been sold on their lies themselves. Fortunately, the internet's populated by some truth defending warriors that have made it their mission to call out the lies as they seem them. Sometimes that can take providing cold hard undeniable evidence. Liars can get real weaselly.

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Text - jacarandafm LIke ' Repiy ` Maik as spam* 1411 I do not have facebook never have. So do I loose what's up Like · Reply · Mark as spam · 10h Mu Get telegram Like : Reply · Mark as spam · 9h You're commenting from a Facebook account. Like · Reply · Mark as spam · 1. 4h Google does the same... Doesn't it? Having an Google on my phone it tracks my destinations, has access to all my contacts and pictures... Tracks my searches. Ect ect... Like · Reply · Mark as spam 1. 8h Facebook Comments Plugi

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Text - ***** 4 months ago Blonde lady working as a server was very rude to us, we've been here before and had no fuss about changing crisps to chips but there was a big fuss this time. Didn't feel welcomed at all so left right after we ordered. This is not how you treat customers and have lost a lot of business from us as we would have been back quite a few times. wner) Good evening, we are sorry you felt you had a bad experience with us. Here at Tal-Puzzu we welcome any kind of criticism in ord

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Blue - 12:08 1 く Yesterday at 7:22 AM · : As a man never ask for help never have your hand out. There is always another way never let anyone see you weak or begging. As a man never think you have to prove yourself to anyone. O Like Comment W Send Amen 100 1 1d Like Reply Bitch shut up I stay helping you out!! I'm claiming you on my taxes 1d Like Reply TENOR

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Text - Do you have bitcoin wallet I can help you mine 1.5btc every 3 weeks with XML claim on your mobile or PC. Ask me how? 3h Reply Hide replies you think someone can mine 1.5 BTC in 3 weeks on their phone? 1h Reply definitely dm me for info 1h Reply Ino l'm just curious. If you can mine 1.5 BTC in 3 weeks on a phone, why not just mine with the one you have and then buy 8 more phones every 3 weeks to mine more. In about 2 months, you'll be making more than 200k instead of begging people to DM y

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Text - My kid could nearly throw a baseball 102 mph at 16 years old. Other parents think it's dangerous and have signed a petition to ban him from league play. Legally, can they do this? Your 16 year old just doesn't throw 100MPH or else he would be all over ESPN and MLB headlines. Also a kid throwing that hard would already be playing a very competitive travel league and most likely be talking to college and MLB scouts. He wouldn't be in some league that would EVER consider banning someone for

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Text - 4 reviews ★★ 4 weeks ago Usually a pretty nice place and good food. I usually went out later to avoid kids at the 9pm mark. Bar was slammed and adults were getting intoxicated while families still had toddler's running around screaming. I figured staff would've asked the parents to leave, They left with they're kids around midnight. Response from the owner 3 weeks ago Thank you for your review, However it is hard to take your review seriously. First off- We close at 10 PM. NO ONE was here

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Text - *★★** 2 weeks ago Their tech wasn't very knowledgeable and their prices are the highest in the area, The expensive repair job lasted only a week and we were back to square 1. Frustrating! Response from the owner a week ago Mr.

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Text - Thank you for your feedback. We did this work for you 10-23-2019 and this is the first l've heard about there being an issue with the repair. Had you reached out sooner, we would have been happy to come back and figure it out for no additional charge. It's odd that we didn't hear about this sooner, because we've been in communication over the past 14 months regarding the balance for this job that hadn't been paid until recently. I specifically remember a call with you two months after the

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Text - points · 6 hours ago Yep, always has been. They like to tell stories about "working hard" and yadda yadda but the truth is that's all horseshit, everyone who gets bigly rich has access to resources that the rest of us will never have. I have some personal stories I could share about billionaires that can confirm this (yes I actually know a few billionaires personally, and I knew them before they became super rich), and in every case the story is the same. Simply put: the only way to becom

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Boss Tells Lab Manager To Alter Inventory Reports, Completely Backfires

It sounds like this boss was just trying to cut corners in an area of their job that they simply couldn't afford to take shortcuts in. Suffice to say, after they tell their lab manager to alter some inventory reports, the lab gets a bit of a walkthrough inspection, and things quickly blow up from there. It was really only ever going to go that way.

Check out some more malicious compliance gold with this incompetent boss who insisted on using an errant GPS, and then karma ensued.

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Font - r/MaliciousCompliance + Join u/Gemini0420 • 4h 1 3 1 1 Alter the inventory reports so i don't have explain things M Back in 2016 I took over as a Lab Manager. The previous guy running the Lab as well as the boss were the golden children and could do no wrong. Later found out they were omitting all kinds of information on monthly reports to make the numbers look good.

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Text - My first month I ran the reports and submitted the inventory report to admin. I found 85 items that were red tagged (failed diagnostic tests, non operational) and admin calls me asking why it's so different from the previous month as there were only 5 assets on the previous report. I tell them i have no clue why that is and that l'm simply doing truth in reporting of our inventory. They tell me remove information and make it match to previous month. I explain that these are all the failed

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Font - I am submitting these altered reports for 5 months with no complaints. The higher-ups do an unannounced walk through one day and decided to look at our master inventory. They see the list of red tag assets and ask why there are so many and that it doesn't match the reports they get. I explain that i simply submit the data my boss tells me to submit. They aren't happy with the answer. My boss gets his ass chewed out. Shit rolls down hill and I get yelled at, at which point i reminded him a

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Tumblr Users Honor The Fever Dream Game That Was Forestia

The world of Tumblr and its wandering minds are taking us back with this strange, disorienting post about a very bizarre game called Forestia. As you'll see in the collection of images from the game, it looked like a trip and a half of an experience to play. Clearly a great game for kids that might have overactive imaginations and be predisposed to nightmares. Check out some more totally random, strange, and on point Tumblr gems over here.

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Animation - sanktpolypenbourg Follow PC CO ROM 7* I FORESTIA JOUE les animaux mystérieux de la föret ! AVEC emme FORESTA

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Adaptation - Holy shit this game amazed me to no end as a kid. The eerie, strangely melancholic atmosphere and cute-yet-creepy characters were one thing, but it kicked absolutely into overdrive when the player was transported to a freakin' POST-APOCALYPTIC FUTURE timeline, the first of its kind I had ever seen. So terrifying it is on par with all the creepypasta FALSE childhood memories:

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Deer - don't you know the last hour has come zachsanomaiy Okay but when I first scrolled by I thought these were photos of California's wildfires rn

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Text - Life imitates art? sanktpolypenbourg Holy Shit that person who said earlier "that's just what it looks like when I look out of my window" wasn't kidding. I think now that a few months have passed, I can share this: (potentially tasteless reaction image under the cut, regarding that whole climate change business, viewer discretion is advised:)

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Deer - don't you know the last hour has come 71XELEZ 7,728 notes

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Absurd and Potentially Horrible DIY Projects

People's motivation to create things is sometimes stronger than their drive to make something tasteful of even useful. At heart, that's a good thing. But in practice, things can get weird. It usually goes one of two ways. For the problem solving pragmatist, there are low budget DIY solutions. And for the misguided artists, there are impressive creations of dubious taste.