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Friday, November 27, 2020

Entitled Folks and Their Demanding Boldness

Selling a lawnmower is hard enough without a total stranger popping in to tell you that you're the devil for not giving it to him for free. There's a small but strong contingent of entitled people with laughable demands who seem to show up grabbling for free stuff. They could be anyone from a mom to a CEO to a guy in a parking lot. You don't want to have to deal with entitled people and their demanding boldness.

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Text - Hey Adam! I heard you've made mobile apps before, I was wondering if you could make one for me? 4:30 AM Yeah I have. Hate to ask but I've had some people ask me to do it for free. You can pay right? I charge 20-75 bucks an hour to people I know and based on how difficult I 5:03 AM think it is. I was thinking we could split the profits of the app 50/50 so you could make a lot more money overall! 5:06 AM Sorry mate, I need some guaranteed 5:09 AM money here. Cmon dude! You should be gratefu

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Text - Home Favorites Recent 8h A Just a little food for thought: So, a little disheartened on this Veterans day. It is supposed to be just that, " VETERANS DAY" meaning "previously served, retired." In one capacity or another. But while trying to go get lunch for MY Veteran, we were last in line because of all they very young ACTIVE were 1st. We were instructed to wait an hour or more. I am not discrediting active but Veterans day is about that, VETERANS. Not, "I just enlisted yesterday" folks.

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Text - hey the bot isn't working 14:33 Hi, thanks for letting me know! It should start working soon. 14:33// what a waste of time this is bullshit 14:34 what is bullshit? 14:35 // are you gonna make it work today or not 14:36 Dude, I am working on this project alone, in my spare time, after my day job, and I am paying for the server from my own pockets, so all of you 10k users can use it for free, without me asking anything in return! 14:37/ so you wanna play good cop bad cop!!!i will tell you w

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Text - Hey, I noticed that you do weight loss diets and the like, I think you might've found yourself a new customer :) That is unless you're not available for clients at the moment, which I totally understand. 5:45 PM I'm taking on new clients at the moment, and l'd be more than happy to help you out! What is it that you're looking for? I offer plans to build strength/lose weight etc. 5:47 PM / Well actually, the plan isn't for me, it's for my 18 year old daughter, she put on a few kg over covi

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Text - - You must attend every Anyway, to secure your spot in our wedding party the following shower/party we have and will things will be required: - a promise to host a party (must be couples) at a venue other than someone's house. - Your wedding gift must be cash/check of at least $500. - You must buy me or (depending on which side your on) a "day of" gift of at least $100. be required to purchase a gift for each one (with a value of at least $50). - You will sign a contract that holds you le

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Text - tive I can't afford the whole thing at once though Oh gotcha! Okay, well keep me posted if you want to purchase it down the road I want it now can we do payments? Sure, two payments of $25? I would need it to be paid in full before pickup though Oh + |Aa

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Text - 6:28 P NOO l 40% 5 min ago Will u take 60 1 min ago No 45 s ago Euck u then Just now Cry me a river 53s ago No thank u 30 s ago Girl atleast I don't have to draw in my eyebrows the tf Just now At least i have a fridge Message... II

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Text - I want to be your customer but charge way to much ! you I want to be your nail tech but you way to broke ! You see how offensive my comment was ? That's how offensive your statement was to me , be mindful that although you may not understand the way a professional charges it doesn't necessarily make them TO EXPENSIVE , i can't afford a Mercedes but i don't go to the shop and tell them they charge to much , i personally know that i CANT afford it just YET! Again thank you for your time and

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Text - l'd rather drink my Black Rifle Coffee at home than be insulted with a free small hot brewed coffee that costs them 25 cents to make 7h Like 12 009

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Text - ... Stuff for free in 24 m • E I hope this is allowed! My washing machine has broken down and I need something urgently. If you have anything less then six months old or preferably new and can deliver and install and take my old one away i will do my best impression of gratitude x

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Text - Master Donuts of r ... October 8 at 6:02 AM · O Today's names of the day are Cindy/ April / Christian and Bobby ! If this is your FIRST name, come get your 1 free donuts of your choice today! 24 50 Comments 20 Shares O Like Comment A Share Most Relevant Write a comment. GIF April Let me guess: none are low carb or gluten free.

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Text - Architect with exceptional design skills "Perfectionist" Architecture Posted 1 hour ago Architect & Visualisator needed for Conceptual Design You must be fanatic about design, right down to minutest details, this is paramount. Victorian / Georgian infused with Modern Classic architecture Definitely not minimalistic or contemporary 4 Apartments and one Penthouse This is for a super high-end development, multi-million pound development in London. Concept Design Master plan Site Plan Floor P

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Text - ... 1h Rant: Why aren't the plows clearing the snow? Wtf! 5 Comments Like לו Comment 1d · A Is there a noise bylaw in ! :? Pretty tough to sleep with bobcats and trucks plowing snow at W school. The backup beeper and headlights shining in my house along with the grinding of the blades on pavement has got me half crazy. Is there not a better time this could be done so the people in the area are not disrupted by noise and lights at 1am

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Text - ll AT&T 4:23 PM @ 1 NI 85% 4 nrow Free Pokeron ... -----. 11 mins · Hi everyone I have horrible news my mom well she hurt herself pretty bad and her last wish in her favorite switch game pokemon sword was to get shiny melmetal and regigigas the doctor said that today is her last day to live so please make her wish come true so I can tell her that she is the number one shiny hunter she has all shinys except for the 2 O Like Comment 6. View previous comments... nn Flannian Oh please 5m Like

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New Boss Fires Admins, Major Systems Go Downhill

When are these people ever going to learn that the moment you mess with the IT department is the moment that you ultimately kickstart your rapidly impending demise. Also, the strange obsession that some companies have with making the IT department as cheap as possible could not be more of a misguided business practice.

Check out another juicy pro revenge tale with this story about an electric organ revenge that was years in the making.

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/the_asperger_admin • 1y + Join New boss mobs and then fires admin. Major systems go downhill and boss is in hot water. [Crossposted to O r/MaliciousCompliance and O r/talesfromtechsupport and O r/sysadmin on advise from my readers. Or not. This is a new account, and it seems crossposting was denied]

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Text - [This happened about a year ago, i have a new job now. Still, i made a throwaway account to protect people involved. Mostly i made it to protect me. If my former boss burns in hell due to this, well, i'm ok with that and at least he will be able to afford the heating bill.] So, i worked for this multinational company for over a decade as a system administrator. My responsibility was in the area of manufacturing, mostly for central systems that work on data flow between the manufacturing s

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Text - I won't go into too much detail, but i decided to make the stuff web based for easier deployment of updates. It worked great, and over time more and more functions got ported into this easy to enhance/easy to update system. Partly new stuff, partly decades-old software that was in dire need of replacement. After about a decade, this system was rather central to the manufacturing process in many ways, and yes, there were hot-standby servers, multiple backups each day and so on. Due to the

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Text - I always had the support of my varying bosses over the years (we change middle managment a lot). In comes another new boss. In the first ever talk we have, he complains that the software is written in [programming_language] because thats "so outdated". I tell him its actively developed and used by a number of Fortune500 companies for their backend and/or frontend systems. He's not happy. He also asks me how i do all the paperwork for the project and how my former bosses managed the projec

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Text - A few weeks later, my boss accuses me the work as a "separate company within our company" and it has to stop, and it doesn't matter if the whole company approves of my work and speaks highly of me. I have to do much more (completely useless) paperwork, get approval for every small change or bugfix from two people and is generally a dick when it comes to my work. He also loudly complains that i work alone on my projects and that i try to ruin the company by doing so - i have it on file tha

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Text - More bullying follows, and over the next year my boss starts taking away all of my duties, one at a time. This results in me not always making my 40+ work hours per week. You can only read reddit so much per day before you start going insane. Now, after everything is over, i realize that was his main tactic after all, get me fired for now working as long as my coworkers. But it just didn't click with me at the time, because nothing like that had ever happened to me. Boss forces me to trai

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Text - The NEXT day, after having to attend to an expensive one hours training course (and then having lunch), HR calls me in and tells me it is my last day of work. I don't have the usual 90 day period, but it's my last day of being employed. This is rather unusual in my country and only legal if both parties agree. I agree, though, since i get a nice severance package and unemployment benefits starting the next day. I don't mention to HR that i was planning to quit the next month anyway becaus

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Text - I have one hour to clean out my desk and say goodbye to my coworkers. The last thing i do is to have one my "backup" delete my accounts (as per company policy) while i watch. This includes my admin account in my web system, then i leave. I go home, cut all company access to my privately owned public source code management temporarily, then i work through the weekend to basically fork my own project under a new name, renaming all the classes and stuff, and release it back on my SCM under t

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Text - What i accidentally-on-purpose forget to mention in the heat of the moment is that all the system documentation for the web system is also stored on the system and is linked to the user account of whoever wrote it (me for everything, in this case). "ON DELETE RESTRICT" is active, so deleting a user account with active documentation is now allowed. But there is also a known safety in the software that prevents deleting admin accounts through the interface, so my coworker happily types the

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Text - A week goes past and then the messages starts flooding in (we used a well known messaging app for real time communication and also started using it for private messaging as well, since my group are still good friends). Parts of the system aren't doing their job and parts of the manufacturing process has ground to a halt in multiple production plants. The documentation is nowhere to be found and they can't figure out what is wrong. From what i gather, after i left they realised that i had

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Text - Chaos ensued, emergency meetings were held. (The company always held meetings instead of working to fix the problem whenever something went wrong). That is when they started contacting me. Backup: "You need to come in and fix the problem right away. Company central is already on the phone AND THEY ARE GOING APESHIT!" (adds lots of details on the problem and also on what is happening in the company) Me: "Sorry bro, i don't work for the company anymore." Backup: "But it's your system!" Me:

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Text - Me: "First, since i don't work there anymore, you just violated company policy by telling me all that stuff. Could get you fired for that - but i'm not going to, you're the SOMEWHAT innocent bystander in this." Me: "Secondly, on the day i was fired, HR told be that they wanted to get me out the door right away because a disgruntled worker with my kind of system knowledge is a security nightmare." Backup: "But you aren't disgruntled, are you." Me: (playing it safe) "No. But there is know w

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Text - Me: "See, the company can't do a lawsuit against their own employees if something goes wrong by accident. Suppliers have similar statements in their contracts and are also insured. I'm neither of those and if i do something wrong (or the company just states i did even if i didn't), i'm suddenly in deep financial trouble. I just can't take the risk." Backup: "What if we hire you as an external supplier/ contractor". Me: "I'd have to open a company, get insurance, go through negotiation wit

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Text - Me: "Sorry, i can't help the company, because it would be a risk to me. And it would be against your own company policy to ALLOW me to help." Backup: "Pretty please?" Me: "Tell you what. Call up company central yourself - don't go through boss - and tell them exactly what had happened. Tell them you broke the system by deleting those user accounts on your bosses order. And tell them you didn't know what would happen, because you didn't have enough training and experience - you just relied

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Text - Turns out, Backup actually did phone up company central a few days later. Boss went through hell, got fired and got himself on the "never hire again anywhere in this company" blacklist for ANOTHER expensive stunt he pulled, which the company realized shortly after he was kicked out. How do i know? I still have lots of friends at that company and hear stuff through the grapevine. Backup still has his job, and a new, even more incompetent boss. So Backup is ready to find a new job. Yesterda

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Employee Accidentally Rickrolls Eight Cities

If no one checks anyone's work, you might find yourself in an impressively unprofessional "not my job" moment. It just happens sometimes, and when no one owns up to the mistake, it complicates things even more. A lot can go wrong when you don't verify your links, like this person who followed a link blindly and regretted it.

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Text - Posted by u/CapablePerformance 6 hours ago O 3 A 23 11 16 3 21 E 17 2 TIFU by accidentally rickrolling eight cities M I currently work for my local government in their communications department making videos, fliers, social media posts, and pretty much everything else they need. Part of the job involves putting in placeholder text and links since I'll be told "We need a link to this resource but it's not available".

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Text - There's an unspoken agreement that if I'm not given an actual link, I will link to random things; sometimes it's a viral video, sometimes it's an anime meme, and sometimes it's music videos to what I'm listening to. This is just for the draft so it doesn't matter and usually just gives me something fun to add on. For the past few months, I've been working on a large campaign of flyers to promote a program to my neighboring area of half a million people and at the time. At the time, I was

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Text - Time goes by, the official links are the last to be given to me so I add them in, send everything to my supervisor to approve before going to the printer to have 5,000 copies printed of each variation. My work with the project is done and now it's up to others to start putting them while I move on to the next project; that was two weeks ago. This morning, I get pulled into a zoom meeting with the other department heads and their bosses. They ask me about the link and I tell them I checked

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Text - After getting grilled, thinking I was going to get fired, I forwarded the email I sent to my supervisor with the final versions of the graphics and they went to the correct links. The best we can figure out is that since there had been dozens of versions over a few months that someone along the chain of command mixed up an earlier version that included the Rickroll link when placing the order; no one wants to take blame for it. We're currently in the proces of retrieving everything and de

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Text - TL;DR: TIFU by an early version of a multi-city promotional fliers got sent to the printers that contained draft links to "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley instead of the correct version and was only discovered after they had already been put up across the area.

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Mad Lads Who Played The Game Their Way

When it comes to cheeky trickery, no one can outdo mad lads who play by their own rules. Whether it's an extremely dumb stunt or a ballsy move, these merry pranksters make sure they have the upper hand. Do their shenanigans always pay off? Maybe? Sort of? They're always down to try something bold.