Humans are bound to pack bond with just about anything. It's the strangest and most adorable thing. It could be an ugly fruit at the market that looks like it's just hurting for some recognition and love, or maybe you have a Roomba that clearly gets struck by the fear every time a thunderstorm rolls through your area. Check out some more random gems from Tumblr's wandering minds over here.
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People are full of surprises. You might think that you know someone, and then a few months after you've officially started dating, they end up breaking up with you because you're "not in their league." Yes, that's a response in this wild AskReddit thread about bizarre breakups. Maybe this whole thread will just leave you feeling more jaded and discouraged in pursuing romantic exploits, than ever before. Or, maybe you'll keep trucking on with a heroic stubborn fortitude to find that one.
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Sometimes, you're out walking the beach under lonesome moonlight, when suddenly you see a four foot shark stuck in the sand. From there, most people would probably steer very clear of such a scene, but thus was not the case for this fearless warrior. No, she cooly grabbed that shark and ended up yeeting/tossing him back into the ocean from whence he came. That should be a whole lot of good karma points for her.
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Ugh, there's a moment of shimmering hope in this Twitter thread when you almost think that strange old dude who showed up for the clothes dryer wasn't going to be a piece of garbage, but then boom, he's disgusting. We can only imagine what kind of emotional scarring was left from this terribly creepy encounter. The fact that the dude showed up at her house drunk again (late at night), adds a whole another layer of creepy stalker vibes to this thread.
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The garden variety Karen is known for obstructive outbursts, and this one was no different when she convinced herself that an employee was trying to ruin her day. Even given an explanation, she wasn't ready to back down. For another Karen with nonsensical demands, here's a Karen who demanded a delivery driver check her groceries out.
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Hazards abound, and with them creepy signs that make their message clear. Sure it might seem gauche for a sign to literally tell you "lions eat people and you are people" but the real issue is why that sign needs to be there in the first place. Someone was probably being people way too close to the lions. The abundant threats of the world make it necessary to have spooky signs that are too dang scary.
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