Wednesday, November 18, 2020

Inspiring And Discouraging Tinder Wins And Fails


Tinder must be thriving like never before with everyone holed up in their respective homes, and not able to frequent the in-person dating scene. And with all that extra Tinder activity, we've certainly got an unprecedented influx of extra cheesy pickup lines and crude banter, and actual connections between various Tinder users. 

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Text - Hey there Hey When an attractive girl messages you first 9 No your onlyfans I'm not subscribing to I'm not hot enough for an only fans But I'm honored you assumed I had one I'd sub if you had one bb Oh you're a little heart throb aren't you Maybe, you can find out more if you subscribe to my onlyfans

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Text - Karen YOU MATCHED WITH KAREN ON 12/31/18 You're so cute it's sKaren me . Yesterday 2:48 AM Huh Today 8:59 PM I tried to make a pun out of your name but I guess you didn't Karenough to notice Sent Today 9:51 PM What

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Text - Today 22:16 My zodiac sign is the one you don't want your grandma to have hmm you're making me think now It's cancer Sent

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Text - YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/28/19 How much does a polar bear weigh? Yesterday 9:55 AM Enough to break the ice e You'd think that but no, polar bears live on ice, that'd be pretty fucking dumb if they fell through it all the time.

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Text - logan @brainwxrms IOWA girls on tinder will say "your parents will love me but your neighbors won't" like what are you gonna do? start mowing at 7am on a saturday??

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Text - 12:45 1 1 Search 12:45 1 « Search al LTE l LTE 4 ... Fellas, now that I have your attention, swipe right for some help with your profile, I know what the ladies want Tinder Support 21 O Tinder Profile Support at No Affiliation With Tinder O 26 miles away Swipe right for a free updated profile! I'll work with you to portray yourself in the best way possible and cater to the type of person or relationship that you're looking for. If we don't match then you don't need help. Let me let you le

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Text - Today 12:21 AM Your pictures are hilarious! Today 1:51 AM Thanks! Grandma always said "If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything. " but I'm pretty sure that was just the dementia talking because l've made TONS of women laugh and not a single one has agreed to file my taxes. That's a good one. Smart grandma O Totally agree. Hell of a cook, too. So... you wanna take a look at my W-2 or nah? Sent

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Text - Lauren YOU MATCHED WITH LAUREN ON 12/11/20. Hey mate Ah the friend zone Nah, as in soul mate Today 21:33 That was an excellent save I'm a keeper Sent

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Text - ul Verizon ? 1:17 AM 1 51% PLANT DAD Yesterday 6:15 PM You called? I also like the term foliage father can I make that your contact name For sure, definitely sounds cooler than Are we tryna swap contacts rn? Sent yes we are Phone make mine botany bitch

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Text - ull Three WiFi Call VPN 08:12 C 1 71% 4 YOU MATCHED WITHT Do you want to be my club penguin girlfriend? Today 06:19 Do you have a club penguin membership tho Today 07:27 No but if you come back to my igloo you'll be waddling funny the next day x Sent Today 08:09 ΒΟΥΥΥΥΥΥ

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Text - Why do you have tinder? I need something to do on the toilet. And there's the real brutal honesty

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Text - Finn Thursday 9:38 PM Friday 12:19 AM Friday 7:35 AM Hm Today 2:59 AM I am curious, what was the dash? It certainly worked for me as an ice breaker Today 7:14 AM It was a hyphen "hi finn"

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Text - Today 16:31 Is it ok if we skip the flirty banter and go straight to Nandos, we've only got 3 days? That might be the hottest thing a guy has ever said to me Type a message.. GIF

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Text - YOU MATCHED WITH ON 11/6/20 you are sexy as hell. What are you doing with your Friday? Good morning and I'm off today just getting some things done Today 10:01 AM Want to come do some of my chores? I'll pay you by cooking you dinner. That sounds like a fair trade lol Full disclosure, all my chores are done. I still want to cook you dinner though. 6:30 work for you? Perfect for me!

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Text - Hey That's good, it's always better to be fine, than.. Bad haha ea Hey! What's up? Yeahhh Not much Oh O so how are you? So what you up to? Chilling. You Fine Going to the hospital That's good, it's always better to be fine, than... Bad haha ea Why Yeahhh Because my back hurts from carrying this conversation So what you up to? Aa Aa 区

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Text - Bruh you got my dadď's name Well you can call me by my nickname if you want And what's ur nickname? Daddy Imao Mad funny Nah but my actual nickname is pepe lol рере? Nope l'm calling you daddy

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Text - ill verizon 3.34 YOU MATCHED WITH ON 5/28/19 What's a pirate's favorite letter? Tue, May 28, 6:38 PM Aye, that be the letter "I" I presume! You would think that But the "C" be their first true love Ah, haha, should have guessed! Alright, the ice is broken.. Aaaaand that's all I've got Ooh, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice? You got it!

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Text - Lottie YOU MATCHED WITH LOTTIE ON 24/10/2020. Can u ask you a question? Do you like raisins? I do Shoot, j just checked and l'm all out! Can I offer you a date instead? I'll take it

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Text - Today Hey handsome I have a lego Death Star Prooffffff Hmmmm I don't think you would be ready for that I don't show the Death Star till at least the third date Delivered Guess we better get on it then I love Star Wars P Report

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The BEST FAIL VIDEOS of November 2020


Backflips gone wrong, pallets of beer destroyed, a man tries the hottest pepper on earth, and we've got an ending that will remind you of the glory days of fail videos. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the best November 2020 fails!

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25 Dumb and Weird Items People Tried Selling Online


There are a vast array of strange, stupid and ridiculous junk nobody wants out there. There's also a whole lot of desperate, clever and hilarious people who want to sell them. It could be an old organ cooler or DIY Christmas decorations. It could be a werewolf baby doll. Honestly these listings say more about the person who posted them than the product or service itself. There's no end to the strange and dumb junk people try selling online.

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Text - 3:22 A 50 Tepiy Be naked at my sister's wedding (Lower East Side) My sister is having an outdoor wedding in New Canaan ct in May. I want someone to be naked in the woods and to run through the wedding in order to ruin it. I will pay you and protect you from my family. $$$$ R Drive ParktAvenuer Dekalb Avenue © craigslist- Map data © OpenStreetMap compensation: We can discuss compensation privately Manhattan Brda Brooklyn Bridge urmanistreet annel

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Gadget - 16:00 7 BONY Sony PlayStation 5 Console $3,000 Listed over a week ago in Warminster, PA

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Horse - Drawing $50 Listed 10 hours ago in Denver, PA Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Amazing tape measure! Like new. Just a couple scratches but you can still use it to measure your deck. Its missing the first two inches but it has all the other ones. Every time you measure something you just gotta add or subtract some inches. Idk. You figure it out wiz kid. Anyway! For 55 bucks you can't go wrong with this thing SELF-L OCK +1 $55 CLEARWATER, FL MESSAGE Tape measure

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Product - y, Sell, or Trade Victorian Baby Yeet Machine. Fully restored/finished. $300 OBO. Message $300 O Tacoma, WA Will launch about 35 feet. Springs have been upgraded.

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Sheep - boredpanda.com Riding Mower For Sale - $1500 Riding mower for sale. Its a piece of junk, but still mows. Judging by the other riding mower ads on here, I figure it's worth $1500, even though its worn out and ugly and I paid $900 when it was new. Firm on pricing and not willing to budge because my new one cost me $1600 and I need to recover my costs on this sale. do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or ffers call/text email add to favs map/dirs share

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Text - 4UTIIIS mil Hi - my son is trying to earn some pocket money so has made these decorations £80 each, collection from Bradford £80 · BRADFORD, ENGLAND Home made decorations MESSAGE COVID-19 info for buyers and sellers LEARN MORE O You and 29 others 176 comment Wow Comment

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Couch - 3:04 1 l LTE A newyork.craigslist.org Unique Pig Couch (Must pick up ASAP) - $250 (Chinatown / Lit Italy) image 1 of 2 Got this pig shaped couch a few years ago. It was designed by artist Pavia Burroughs and is a really insane/cool addition to any home especially if you love pigs but even if you just like animals. Also very comfy!!! Selling it for $250 even though my boyfriend and I bought it for over 11k and it's in pristine condition. Need someone to pick it up ASAP as my new boyfriend

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Product - Human organ cooler Message Sent to us by mistake. Cost to high to return. Good for beers round a camp fire or a joke christmas gift.

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Toilet seat - ll TEW 2:00 PM 68% Classifieds West GA/East AL 4h · O Eat- $5 Plate- $5 Cup- $7 Food- $9 Will ship up eat food PlaTe

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Furniture - Recliner sofa, pick up for $30. Moving and can't take along with us. Please text at [430-309) Giving away Recliner sofa for free as we're moving and can't carry with us, please text at

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Adaptation - $1. In stock Details Condition Used – like new >

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Games - 10 mins· L Custom gorgeous Wooden Barbie Chair with Vintage Barbie cards! $25 Surprise a Barbie fan with this gorgeous custom made Barbie Chair! Very solid, well made, and unique down to the pearl necklace and earrings!

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Food - Thomasville, NC Haw $5 $800 Baked beans 1999. Richlands, NC Columb 0 miles HING

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Product - Eprev 179/25000+ next→ Selling my girlfriend's prosthetic leg 24 minutes ago · Omaha Ne household items - by owner $175 Selling my girlfriend's prosthetic leg she left in the middle of the night in a wheelchair so l'm stuck with her leg the pocket is 13 in deep very expensive the knee that is very flexible was the most expensive it was over $700 it was all covered by insurance because there was a Chase on Leavenworth Street turned on 24's and hit my girlfriend they said she might be ab

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Font - 13 INVISIBILITY COSTUME 2500$ Listed over a week ago in W Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Oreo - all TELUS VPN 5:06 PM @ 1 80% Home Favorites Recent -0- -0- 50m · Could use a good cleaning other than that shes great pick up only $200 · PENTICTON, BC Good stove and oven MESSAGE

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Product - 9:57 1 9h : Hubby's mower. It's got less miles than his new girlfriend. $500 O Oklahoma City, OK Barely used, unlike his cheap girlfriend. Runs great. Even had a trailer hitch installed. It's a lawn tractor. Not sure what that means the only plowing he's done is on her!!!! HUSKEE SUPREME LT 16 6 Comments 1 Share O Like Comment Share

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Food - ... Duluth and superior rummage sales 7h · E $9 per chunk SALTED R AA GRADE $123,456 - SUPERIOR, WI I hav lots of cheese MESSAGE Comment O Like 32

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Organism - ***FOR SALE*** Baby armadillos ready to leave mum next week. £4 each or 3 for £10. Can post.

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Text - Posts ... I stabbed the couches You'll need to put a cover on them Free So me and my husband got into a fight I moved my stuff into storage unit and I came over because I still had the key Found That he bought new couches And I murdered them all of them then we made up and moved back in e The 3nd I mean replacing me nahhhhhhh hahahahah There legit a month old He paid $1,600 for them +1 Write a comment... GIF

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Food - I have corndags for sell. $5 corndags. 2 for $11 or 5 for $50 $5 SAN ANGELO, TX MESSAGE Corndag fundraiser Interested! Is this still available? Do you have Write a comment... GIF

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Text - Pet snakes Made from old rebar $80 RUSSELL, ON Pet snakes MESSAGE O Like Comment Share 1

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Bathroom - 7:37 Mirror $90 $400 Listed about a day ago in Guelph, ON O Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Winning Game Show Contestants Share What That's Like


Every time someone wins a trip or a new car on a gameshow, someone in the room is bound to say "yeah, but the taxes on that thing." Granted, it's better to have a bunch of money even if it's less than the amount of money Pat Sajak told you it would be. Game shows are a weird cultural thing, but luckily there are tons of people who know what reality and game show tapings are like.

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Text - c3h8pro 1.6k points · 13 hours ago · edited 2 hours ago My brother was on pyramid in 77 or 78, he got a lifetime of rice a roni. It was a case of like 48 boxes every year for like 3 years. We got a letter that the show was going off air and out of the rice a roni business. Cut us right off. P.S. my wife said it was a show called $25000 dollar pyramid.

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Text - lavenderincense 31.7k points · 14 hours ago E 2 & 21 More I won $125,000 on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire about 20 years ago. After taxes, I still had about $80,000. I paid my car off, got a computer, was able to quit a full-time job I hated and take a more enjoyable part-time job, and went to college. Now I work at a job I love that I wouldn't have if I never got a college education. RIP Regis.

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Text - Fluxmuster 26.6k points · 15 hours ago I won the showcase on the price is right. It was the a 2 3 3 spring break episode so it was only college students. It was my senior year of college. Winning a new car and a bunch of other stuff made the last semester of college awesome. It's s been 9.5 years and I still drive the car. So I guess it's changed my life in that I've never had car payments.

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Text - froglover215 18.0k points · 16 hours ago I won the top prize ($500) on a quiz show called Inquizition. This was around 1999. The check arrived right before my car registration was due, which was helpful because I had just lost my job.

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Text - EmpireofAzad 16.6k points · 16 hours ago 3 & 20 More When I was 10 I correctly guessed the weight of a pumpkin and won a packet of giant cabbage seeds. I never got round to planting them. Life has been downhill ever since that peak.

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Text - whiskeyalfredo 16.1k points · 15 hours ago I won a few thousand on Jeopardy a few years ago. It allowed my wife and I to finally go on a honeymoon two years after getting married. Maybe not life-changing on a grand scale, but definitely made our lives a bit better.

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Text - tbone56er 14.0k points · 14 hours ago I was on a kids game show in the late 80s with my brother. We won, but lost the grand prize (trip to Disneyland) in the bonus round, and were given a $500 gift certificate to a toy store instead. $250 each for a toy store was absolutely incredible for a couple of kids, especially in the 80s. I still remember that shopping trip.

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Text - GreenLigh 11.6k points · 14 hours ago 3 2 24 3 My high school drama and speech teacher was the "friend" someone called for a "phone a friend" option on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? back when Regis was still the host. The guy who called him shared a portion of the money with my teacher, like 20-30k and and my teacher used the money to adopt a baby

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Text - springflingqueen 9.6k points · 16 hours ago · edited 15 hours ago My mom and I went to The Price is Right and my mom got called down, got onstage, and won her game. She did not win her wheel spin unfortunately. But she won $10,000 cash from her game so that was pretty good. Can't complain about winning a bunch of cash. I think about 30- 40% went to taxes.

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Text - Fresh_Silver99 6.9k points · 14 hours ago Fun fact: you get $300 if you get called down to contests row on the price is right and don't make it to the stage

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Text - itsjustmoran 6.8k points · 14 hours ago 3 I was on "Let's Make a Deal" in 2016 and I won a new car. It was actually perfect timing because my old car was on its last legs and I had started saving for a new one, then I won a new one and the money I had saved paid the fees and stuff. I won the car in August but didn't actually get it until November when the episode aired, but they drove it to my apartment and had me sign the deed and it was all pretty painless. I had heard rumors throughout

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Text - irememberthepotatoho 6.3k points · 14 hours ago · edited 14 hours ago My Mom won a trip to Vegas by calling in about her worst day ever on a radio show. They were giving away a weekend for 2 in Vegas to someone that had a really bad day. My Moms day started off with my Dad getting into a car accident totaling the van, our only vehicle at the time. Then when she got the rental car she did some grocery shopping and accidently locked the keys in the trunk after she loaded the groceries in. S

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Text - championofadventure 5.3k points · 14 hours ago 23 3 2 92 Not a game show. I rang the bell on the sledgehammer game at a country fair. The girl I was on a date with was impressed. Still married after 35 plus years.

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Text - RandomlyPMsCutePics 4.9k points · 15 hours ago · edited 8 hours ago So there's a travelling version of The Price Is Right called "The Price Is Right Live" that travels around Canada and the USA doing shows that aren't nearly as awesome as the ones on TV, but still pretty good. They came to my hometown and I was given a ticket to it on my 23rd birthday. 1000+ people in the audience, and I get called down. I bid on this sick slot machine worth $375 to get on stage, then I went on stage and

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Text - FAHQRudy 4.2k points · 13 hours ago · edited 13 hours ago My girlfriend and I were on Shop Til You Drop and won big. I still use the dishes every day. The trip (trips? It was a long time ago) I won was decent. I paid the taxes on my winnings with a check before leaving the lot. It took months and months for all the deliveries to come in, which was weird. I sold off some of it, used a lot of it, and can't find the episode anywhere. How did it help my life? The producer became a friend of o

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Text - NoReallyItsJeff 3.9k points · 14 hours ago I won $15,000 on Millionaire (with Meredith, not Regis). I kept $11,200. I had to wait 4 months for the episode to air and another month after that to get paid. Went to England and did a few smaller travel things with it, and then used it to rack up as little debt as possible in Grad School.

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Text - WafflesAreEpic 3.8k points · 15 hours ago 3 Won $700 getting a question right on a radio call in show, my parents gave me $100 of it and kept the rest. At the time I was annoyed, as an adult looking back it was because we were flat broke, $100 was an insane amount of money to a 12 year old in the 90's, and the rest went to crazy things like "us being able to eat". So overall not too bad. Oh and when I was 20 I got to stand in a glass tube as a bunch of store vouchers for my local mall zoo

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Text - nawkles 2.3k points · 15 hours ago S Years ago called into a radio show and won two tickets to a cruise through the Bahamas. Only seconds later to be told it was strictly for couples 25 and up. Was extremely disappointed (was like 19 or something) and never understood why

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