Friday, November 6, 2020

Landlord Tries To Keep Security Deposit, Petty Revenge Ensues


This landlord thought they'd just go and keep another unprepared tenant's security deposit. Apparently, mean landlord's tactic was to just hire a lawyer, and then proceed to bump up tenant's claim to a higher court. Unfortunately, this strategy proved successful for them for far too long. Fortunately, we've got this petty revenge success story from a tenant who beat them at their own game. 

Check out some more juicy landlord drama with this landlord who was jealous of a tenant's income, raised the rent, and proceeded to get rightfully defeated.

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Tumblr Thread: Anyone Can Be A Formidable Foe


Just cause that kid's playing with a Barbie doesn't mean that they're not an absolute force to be reckoned with, when it comes to a little scrap on the playground. This Tumblr thread shines a welcomed light on the importance of not being a presumptuous fool, who assumes that a kid isn't tough as nails, because of their gender or what toys they choose to play with. 

Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about how Tom Clancy's brain freaked out the US military.

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Text - dajo42 Follow Dajo Nathan Jago 1 hr if i was in a shop with my son and he wanted a princess doll i would say no. no definitely not. we can get that for cheaper online come on let's go home and buy you like five princess dolls with the same money Like Comment - Share and 55 others like this. A 8 shares Beautiful 1 hr Unlike 62 that is the correct way to raise a child. 1 hr Unlike 65 permission to share this? 1 hr Unlike 63

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Text - Dajo Nathan Jago sure why not-- 1 hr Like 61 felt disgusted when i saw a woman with her son in asda and she said go on honey you can pick any toy you like and he got a barbie off the shelf and she said not that one thats for girls then handed him a toy truck so he started crying and she yelled at him 21 mins Like 61 Dajo Nathan Jago somebody should probably throw a toy truck at her and say "you know a barbie doll would probably have hurt less" 15 mins Like O6

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Text - fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior. Thad a real sword with me, too. I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl. The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight. But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, "That's for boys."

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Text - You don't want to be a BOY, do you?" And the girl looked around and saw me. I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood. So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?" And her mom looks like she's silently gloating. Like she thinks I'm going to say no. Soltake off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her. And I'm like, "Milady, anyone can be a fighter." I swear, the look on that mother's fa

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Face - maneth985 Follow I am no man aconnormanning Follow This post was good but then it got better

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Text - A celticshenanigans Follow Okay, this is a slight topic diversion, but in response to the above comment. I've volunteered at the CT Ren Faire for years now. For the last 5 or so l've worked in the game section, and we have a game similar to the above comment called "Smite the Knight". I've been in the ring before, it's a ton of fun getting to run around with the kids. The main goal is entertainment. Have a good shtick, keep the crowd engaged, and let the kids have a good time.

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Text - In both work and observing, I have learned something about kids. A lot of parents try to get their boys to go fight. Of the young ones that do, they tend to be shy. You get the ones who just swing the boffer swords around with no regard for life, but, mostly, they're reserved. It's adorable. I mean, | they're kids. But the girls. THE GIRLS. Holy crap. I swear, the pinker the dress, the more taffeta and glitter...the more intensity. I remember, the

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Text - first year I worked there, one girl came in, grabbed the biggest sword she could, and WENT TO TOWN on our knight. Lifted it over head, let out this primal scream and mowed him down. Homeboy is 6'2", she was FIVE. And once he was in the fetal position (He was fine. It was for show.) on the ground, she stopped, put her foot on his chest, and yelled "I AM A FIERCE PRINCESS!!". Later in the day when she walked by a couple of us yelled “Ah! It's the fierce princess!" and she stopped and flexed

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Text - dramatical-fangirl OH MY GOD IT'S BACK YES the-ironhobbit This has improved since last I reblogged.

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Text - tinierpurplefishes Follow I taught karate for like 5 years, and the girls were always, pound for pound, better than the boys. Even the girls who didn't really want to do it and were only there because their parents made them were better than like 95% of the boys.

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Text - shadesofmauve Follow I was playing fiddle at a ren faire, and two little girls were really enjoying our set. After quite some time one of them walked up to me and shyly offered me her star tinsel tiara, because she “didn't have any money. And this protects you from trolls!" I said “Thanks, that's really sweet – but what about you? Don't you need protection from trolls?" At which point this six-ish-year-old girl whips out her certificate from the axe throwing booth and says “Nah, I'm fine.

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Totally Legal Things to Do That Are Oddly Suspicious


In most places it's not illegal to be weird. Sure, you might ruin some relationships or totally alienate yourself from your wider community, but they can't put you in jail. But at least some of these have some creativity and thought. Here are some of the most mindless things people have witnessed.

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Text - DriveGenie 40.6k points · 4 days ago 3 2 33 & 5 More Digging at night.

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Text - sjc98 30.5k points · 4 days ago e2 3 3 Not swinging your arms when you walk

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Text - No-Soup-Man 28.7k points · 4 days ago O 3 2 2 2 & 10 More When entering an elevator, don't turn back around to face the exit

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Text - EcnardSieg 27.3k points · 4 days ago 3 S 2 Talking alone/to yourself. I do it sometimes when alone but it makes you look like a crazy person if you do it in public

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Text - Advanced_Hat_3548 22.9k points · 4 days ago Lockpicking the door to your own house because you've lost your key.

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Text - Dairy05 21.3k points · 4 days ago 9 Staring at somebody with direct eye contact and not saying anything

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Text - CasperDeKoe 152 points · 4 days ago Taking somebodys groceries at the checkout. They haven't paid for it yet, so it isn't theirs

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Text - Yumetorou 21.0k points · 4 days ago 2 Asking a person for directions like "which way is the forest?" and then going the completely opposite direction

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Text - anoxiousweed 15.3k points · 4 days ago 2 34 Ironing in the front yard in your bathrobe.

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Text - houndstooth_macaron 7.2k points · 4 days ago My mom legit started vacuuming the lawn one day when I was in high school.

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Text - TransFattyAcid 13.4k points · 4 days ago S Walk into any store and just lay down. If anyone asks if you need help, tell them you're fine. Then, after a minute or so, stand up and go about your business.

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Text - Duki- 12.2k points · 4 days ago 3 2 8 walking around drinking a glass of water from home

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Text - Dracula192 12.0k points · 4 days ago Taking your belt off, putting it in your pocket/bag and continuing

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Text - GiveMeTheYums 10.9k points · 4 days ago S Stop mid walk and turn around. For some reason it doesn't feel right when I'm doing it

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Text - Paddingtonbear39 10.7k points - 4 days ago Brushing your teeth. Just straight up brushing your teeth in the street.

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Text - Funktron_ 10.4k points · 4 days ago Empty a chocolate sauce bottle and use it as a water bottle in the gym.

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Text - lolguy_242 9.8k points · 4 days ago edited 4 days ago S Sitting on the steps of an escalator..

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Text - edamamebuns 8.4k points · 4 days ago 2 2 It's fine to carry around human bones (*ahem* I mean legal specimens) in creepy looking boxes. Everyone in my anatomy class was given a box and we took public transit with it while smelling like death. You could literally see creepy people on the bus move slowly away from us.

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Text - o0starFall0o 7.6k points · 4 days ago There's a guy in my town that has a portable karaoke and casually walks around singing to himself and dancing, he's not a busker or entertainer just in another world.

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Text - YouLeftTheStoveOn 5.3k points · 4 days ago Jogging in place. Anything short of waiting for a light to change and it's just odd. In line at the DMV? Jog in place. Waiting to use the bathroom at Starbucks? Jog in place. Standing awkwardly in the middle of a full park when you don't have kids? Jog in place. Visiting the Holocaust Museum? Jog in place. Waiting for the hot dog vendor to add relish? Job in place. Waiting for the waitress to come back with the check? Jog in place. Standing in an

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Text - Danmarinja 3.0k points · 4 days ago · edited 4 days ago Ooh story time. My old landlord's husband was clearing out a bunch of stuff recently after an operation, and the dude collected medieval weapons that he had to get rid of. Asked me if I wanted one, I said sure it would be pretty sick. So walking back to the car at 10:30 at night, in pitch black, lit only by streetlights, I discovered there is no way to hold a two- handed axe without looking like a crazy person.

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Text - TupperwareNinja 732 points · 4 days ago · edited 3 days ago Eating a burger upside down. People look at me like I'm crazy but it's the best way to get the flavor

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Text - Hotarg 394 points · 4 days ago As someone who works overnight, gardening at 2am.

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Choosing Beggar Asks For Computer Help, Assumes Stranger Will Pay For It


At first, you might be thrown off, cause it almost seems like they're not about to be an entitled, choosing beggar. In short time though, things escalate, and suddenly we have a choosing beggar showing their true face. They basically assumed that the very stranger helping them with computer tips, would also pay for the parts they recommended for purchase. Nope, that's not how it works. 

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Text - THU 2:45 PM Thank you for any help you can give! He said he wants to play COD4, Fortnite, GTA5, and Rocket League. If it saves me money thatd be awesome! TIA THU 5:12 PM No worries, I can help where I can. You can now call each other and see information like Active Status and when you've read messages. First thing to know is there's about a dozen parts to a computer, I tried to make a list where you can get them all from one location while being as close to $700 as possible. https://ca.pc

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Text - The good thing about computers is they can be upgraded piecemeal, so if or when that video card is not enough, it's not a big deal just swapping that one part. 6:18 AM That's great! Let me know whe nyou can order them 9:13 AM Pardon? You'd have to order them or find them in store. It's easy to build a computer, I can even help along the way, but you'll have to get the parts first. What? I asked for help getting my son a computer

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Text - Right, I'm helping you get a parts list made. Did you think I was going to pay for it? I'm sort of lost. Thats what it means by help no? If you're not going to help, get lost. Youve already w\asted my time You said you know nothing about computers. I'm helping you build one by suggesting parts to buy. Hell, I even would have traveled to you to assemble, maybe show you or your son how it's done so you'll know for the future. I never agreed to pay for it, too.

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Text - If you were joking, haha I get it. If not, then wew. You're out of your gourd thinking a stranger would give you $800 computer for free. wow the nerve Thanks for getting my sons hopes up, he really wanted a computer and I thought you were going to help. Thats why I asked on a help group It might come as a surprise to you, but I don't give a shit about your son. I've given the extent of my help, either use what I said or stop messaging me. asshole

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Entitled Chads Treat Waiter Like Dirt, Learn Their Lesson


People that are rude to servers are their own kind of toxic monsters. Seriously, why would you ever go out of your way to be mean to someone who is just doing their job, and trying to help you out? But alas, we share a planet with these people. In this particular scenario we've got a couple mean Chads that thought they'd order up all the Johnnie Walker Blue they could stomach, only to realize that that would be their ultimate undoing. 

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance + Join u/Exs_in_Texas • ly 2 3 5 Got what they asked for twice I used to wait tables at an upscale restaurant that was known to be the place to have your holiday or office parties. Great money if you got the right group. The menus were pre-set, the wine and liquor was pre-set, and it was all auto-grated at 18%. All of it was in the contract the host signed pre-event. Usually the host would make themselves known fairly early on so you would know who to talk to if ther

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Text - One night, I am splitting a party of 30-40 with another server. This event had top tier food and mid level wine and booze. Very nice. A small group of 5-6 people arrive a bit ahead of schedule. 2 guys and 3-4 women. Not a problem, its actually nicer if they slowly roll in so we can get drinks started. I walk over, introduce myself and the other waiter and ask for drinks. Now this was back in the early 2000's and chads weren't a thing yet, but the 2 guys were the chaddiest chads. If they c

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Text - Superchad1 - "Me and my bro are going to start with a round of Johnny Walker blue, and these ladies are going to have (expensive red wine)" Superchad2- (turning to the girls) "Once you have Johnny Blue, you just cant drink anything else. It changes you, bro" Me- "If you like, I can put those on a separate tab, the event contract has Johnny Walker Black, but not blue, and the red wine selection for tonight is (less expensive wine)"

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Text - Superchad1 - "This is our party, just get me what I ordered and dont question me again!" Superchad2- "Who do you think you are? You're just some waiter, we have MBA's. Just get us our drinks!" I walk over to the other waiter and tell him we are in for a hell of a night, but the check should be nice. For those that dont know, Johnny Walker blue is 3-4x the cost of Johnny Black. So one round of drinks for these people is over $100. The whole night goes exactly as we thought. Nothing was goo

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Text - Surprisingly, most of the table was normal, not entitled people and who knew that waiters are people too. They were impressed by the food, and graciously ordered the drinks that were in the contract. One older gentleman at the other end of the table from the chads apologized for their behavior, saying "they might have fancy degrees and good jobs, but you cant teach class". Love that guy. Finally, they are winding down and after drinking almost a full bottle of Johnny Blue along with all t

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Text - Nice guy - "Maybe there was a mistake in ringing up the drinks? There is almost $600 for Johnny blue, when the contract I signed only included Johnny Black. And there are some single glasses of wine that are different from what we agreed upon." Me - "No mistake sir, that is what was ordered and drank." (He is being awesome, and I feel bad) Nice guy - "Why did you give the drinks to them when we clearly had a contract?" Me - "I apologize sir, they told me that this was their party and sinc

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Text - I point them out and he calls them over. What follows was the singularly greatest ass chewing I have ever been witness to. He goes on about how he was doing something nice but apparently that wasn't enough. About how horrible their behavior was that night and how he is ashamed for them. But my favorite line was how you see a persons true colors in how they treat people that work for them and they had shown theirs. Then he calls me back over. Nice guy - "Apparently I thought this was my pa

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