Monday, November 2, 2020

Creepy Signs That Make Their Message Clear


The world is full of unforeseen hazards, and we can thank creepy sign makers for clueing the rest of us in on all the junk we could step into. Spooky signs say a lot with their creepiness and sometimes the sign itself is scarier than the danger. That said most of us would prefer not to fall into a radioactive mine shaft so we can thank these spooky signs even if they're too dang scary.

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Sign - STOP STOP SKI AREA BOUNDARY Non-Survivable Extreme Winter Terrain Down This Drainage HIKE BACK UP IS ONLY RETURN TO SKI AREA YOU WILL DIE IF YOU DO NOT RETURN TO SKI AREA.

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Text - UH-OH! Yes, the glass is cracked, but it's still strong enough to withstand the strength of our bonobos. It is designed to splinter, not shatter. We'l| be replacing it soon! AFRICAN FOREST.

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Text - IF ELEVATOR DOES NOT MOVE DO A SMALL JUMP IT SHOULD MOVE ATTEN AFTER Delivery drivers must wea and have temperature entering the b Delivery drivers must check-i Duty before bringing in Coneral Elevator YOU M CLOS ELEVAT DOORS W FINISHE RUN CAPACITY 2.000 LBS STAPLES

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Nature reserve - 200 STEPS WARNING IF WARNING SIREN SOUNDS IMMEDIATELY LEAVE AREA GO UP HILL 200 STEPS

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Font - WARNING Wedge door open when entering the chiller, you can not re-open the door from inside

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Text - DeNt Move This HORNETS AHEAD! NOT A PATH T Another good reason to stay on thẻ path. STAY Right!>

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Motor vehicle - YOU CANT OUTRUM IT OR OUTLAST IT TOTC 199

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Wall - KEEP CLEAR UNEXPLOEED BOMB

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Water - SEAGULLS ARE AGGRESSIVE DO NOT FEED THEM

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Sign - HIJACKING НOTSPOT For 2km

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Signage - RABIES ALERT La Rage X Tollwut Rabbia Rabia 광견병 Benh dai

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Property - DNT BE HERE AFTER DARK TEXACO LIRES G00AYEAR

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Text - YOUR FAMILY WON'T HAVE TO SCATTER YOUR REMAINS. THE TRAIN DOES THAT FOR YOU. STAY OFF THE TRACKS There's no good reason for you to be on the tracks. The penalty is $200 or your life.

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Yellow - HADIATION RESTRICTED AREA

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Text - ВНИМАВАЈTE!!! ПАУНИТЕ МОЖАТ ДА ВЕПОВРЕДАТ ВАСИ ВАШЕТО ДЕТЕ ВEWARE !!! РЕАСОСКS CAN HAR MYOU AND YOUR CHILDREN

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Wall - STAY OUT STAV ALIVE

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Tree - SLOVDOUN NO DOCTOR NO HOSPITAL 1FULL CENETERY FICKYE

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Water - BEWARE WATER RISES RAPDLY WITHOUT

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Text - WARNING ENTERING HISTORIC URANIUM MINING AREA E AWARE OF OPEN SHAFTS TUNNEL AND MINE WORKINGS CONTAIN RADIOACTIVE RADON GAS - STAY ON EXISTING ROAD- - DO NOT APPROACH OR ENTER OLD MINE WORKINGS-

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Nature reserve - Adrenaliné wil! not revive you. Near freezing temperatures. Don't cliff jump.

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Food - SAUE SAUE STOP Please Do Not Carry Children on Shoulders Due to Low Ceiling Fans!!! LOGIMAH

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Signage - DANGER OVERHEAD ARTILLERY FIRING

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Text - WARNING THIS LAKE IS AN UNTREATED WATER BODY It is possible that if the water temperature in this lake exceeds 28°C the water may contain the amoeba responsible for the potentially fatal disease known as Amoebic Meningitis. Be aware Amoebic Meningitis occurs only if water containing amoeba is forced up the nose. If entering the water the following precautions are recommended: Keep head above water Avoid jumping or diving into water If swimming avoid swimming under water

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Text - PEOPLE DIE HERE SEVERAL PEOPLE HAVE DRÖWNED IN THE SWIFT UNDERTOW AT THIS LOCATION. THEY FAILED TO OBEY THE WARNING SIGNS. DO NOT WADE OR SWIM IN THIS AREA

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Rare Insults That Creatively Dismantled Their Foes


Oh boy, look out, we're back at it again with some fresh rare insults and clever comebacks. The internet has plenty of examples of people getting into ridiculous verbal battles where they roast each other to oblivion, with insults we've already heard many times before. What we enjoy most is those examples of people hitting the drawing board, and really thinking outside of the box before they drop the spicy insult that destroys its recipient. 

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Cartoon - E• 3h The cartoon Mr. Bean looks like the kind of villain that would give kids raisins for Halloween and laugh maniacally when they walked away disappointed. Reply 24 +

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Muscle - RANDYHUNTER123 minhnhs Tyler oc cho Comments 717 Tyler is when you create a dwarf character in rpg's and invest all points on strength I6 1K 回 18

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Text - IGNUK O @IGNUK EA has copy and pasted FIFA on Switch for two years, so we copy and pasted our review from last year (but lowered the score, naturally): FIFA 21 LEGACY EDITION (SWITCH) REVIEW PAINFUL If last year's release was borderline insulting, this year's is just plain disgraceful. PS4

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Face - Fuhim TOllows BossLogic @Bosslogic Looks like he about to yell out he needs more pictures of Spider-Man then start singing I want to break free

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Vehicle door - Wilts Specialist Ops @WiltsSpecOps You'd better back this sticker up with some decent driving skills if you're going to fail to stop for police. As it happens he was terrible. Despite a 30 second head start, he couldn't even shake off our BMW X5 which handles like a cross channel ferry taking on water. OFFICER THOUGHT WANTERARAC GORR

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Text - frames Comments 9.8K 15 minutes ago Listening to Kanye is like sorting by “new" on the shower thoughts subreddit C 53 1

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Suit - Comments 2.9K 9 months ago he looks like when you press caps lock and hit shift for the first letter 2.4K 日 30 30 REPLIES

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Text - congrats, you have just learned the concept of "theory of mind." You know things others don't and others know things you don't. Laughing at others for not knowing something is saying you haven't developed a theory of mind, which typically occurs around the ages of 4-5. in other words, you are acting like a toddler.

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Text - Does the world really need this? 1d Like Reply someone decided to make you, so, it doesn't matter what the world needs really. 1d Like Reply 15 D

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Text - travis scott looks like bacteria 5:29 PM · Oct 7, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 11 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 105 Likes 6. 27 13 105

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Text - 三 X Comments 27K He looks like if Justin Bieber morphed into Slenderman and made better songs 129 ש1 目1 1 REPLY

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Vehicle door - ago Didn't you steal the chipmunks

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Mammal - Tibetan Foxes look like someone tried to draw a normal fox & couldn't get the face right

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Face - Whe painted the Mona Lisa? Da Vinci zayalayel S TikTok @vorostwins Comments 1.1K g•1 week ago Guys don't make fun of them they were paintbrushes that evolved to humans and is very new

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Text - - 1d Public Service Announcement for men: BOXERS V ARE V NOT V SHORTS YOU CANNOT WEAR THEM OUTSIDE. Don't tell us what to wear. Teach the girls not to stare.

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Text - hannahetaylor: My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she's adopted. This is what she responded with "Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you."

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Water transportation - Titanic replica could set sail by 2022, following original route cbsn.ws/ 202iahx ... 000 Shafeeq @Y2SHAF should survive this time considering we've melted all the icebergs

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Grandma Won't Learn Grandson's Name So He Mispronounces Hers


The concept of respecting your elders sort of goes out the window when they go out of their way to deliberately disrespect you. This person's grandma took no effort to learn a name, and refused to get it right out of spite. It seems like the only natural conclusion would be to give her some of her own medicine. For a different direction of a grandma story, here's a cringey guy who tried to correct a Japanese grandma on her own pronunciation of Japanese.

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Text - r/AmItheAsshole - Posted by u/notmyname2020_ 1 day ago 83 A 17 O 10 11 5 3 12 12 26 3 12 AITA for calling my grandma by wrong name until she gets my name right? Not the A-hole This has going on since forever so decided to do something. I'm (16m) half Mexican from my dad's side and my mom's side is Scottish. Ngl most of my mom's family is high key racist and is been problems sometimes growing up. My grandma on my mom's side never liked my dad and was happy after they divorced when I was 7.

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Text - My names Emiliano and my grandma always complained how hard she tried to change my parents minds and it's a shame I got stuck with it. I'm actually proud of it. My dad told me about the revolutionary I was named after and their history. But literally my entire life my grandma refuses to say it. She says it's "too many syllables" (i got a cousin named Alexandria and they say the whole name) and always came up with her own names. She says Leo or once tried to get everyone to call me "Elliot

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Text - Is always the same thing when I see them. She'll call me Leo or whatever. Even when I correct her she says it's not a big deal an keeps calling wrong name. I told my mom I don't like it but she always say I'm just not gonna change her mind and no point in fighting it. So I decided if she not gonna wanna call me by my actual name in not gonna call her grandma or say her right name. Is stupid I know but it's bothering me more that she don't care and all my other cousins she says their names

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Text - Tbh I was scared to say it but that look on her face was worth it Imao. It wasn't surprise Pikachu face but it was close. She said that is not how I address her and it's "grandma". I told her nah I'mma call her sandy from now until she says my actual name. It got awkward. My mom was serious and my gma got super red in the face. She started ranting about me being a fucking disrespectful child and this is all my dad influencing me again. My mom told me I need to apologize immediately but id

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Text - She say what I did was outta line and I don't disrespect my elders ever. She wants me to apologize and I'm grounded until I do. Haven't talked to my dad yet about this since it just happened but I wanted to ask if it was being an asshole or was it okay for this situation to "insult my grandmother" ?

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Text - lorelorelei Certified Proctologist [24] 28.0k points · 1 day ago & S 2 Adults and the elderly don't like it when they're given a dose of their own medicine. NTA Emiliano is not a difficult name to pronounce and your grandmother's not respecting you when she's always mispronouncing it, so why should you respect her? It's a two-way street, and you don't owe her respect just because she's your grandmother. Good on you for sticking up for yourself and calling attention to her BS.

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Text - Homer_04_13 Partassipant [4] 3.1k points · 1 day ago 2 NTA. She has had 16 years to learn your beautiful name and it's not that she can't. It's a choice. Sometimes your self-respect will seem an affront to others. That's their problem.

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Text - sygaila Partassipant [1] 1.6k points · 1 day ago NTA. So it's "disrespect to the elderly" when you call your grandmother by the wrong name once, but when she does the same thing to you for sixteen years it's totally fine. Sure. Also, if I have the pronunciation right, your name is not that hard to pronounce either...

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Text - Jay-Dee-British 13.3k points· 1 day ago edited 17 hours ago & 14 More Why not call her Abuela or Abuelita? Sort of malicious compliance-like? NTA btw but I get you don't want to upset your mum.

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