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Saturday, October 24, 2020

Cursed Shirts That Shouldn't Exist

Oh boy, these cursed shirts are really something else. Most anyone would be hard pressed to not stop in their tracks if they encountered one of these while out and about. Then again, it seems like some of these would just be worn for the explicit purpose of irritating other people.

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T-shirt - Dorites just relax have a dorite

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Product - If There's NO BINGO in Heaven I'm NOT Going EDE

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Clothing - WAL WALL CHEAP NOOB,I'M SORRY BUT YOU SUCKS AND GONNA KICK YOUR ASS

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Clothing - FRE Lucky me! 1 see Ghosts GHO S SEE

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T-shirt - THE BODY IS EVIL AND MUST BE PUNISHED

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Clothing - WHEN I'M GOD EVERYONE DIES F V

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Insect - Can't hide the corpse? Bring it to me

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T-shirt - MINING OUR WAY OUT OF TYPE T DIABETES

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Clothing - WOMI TOENAILS ARE FOR Sissies

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Bridezilla Karen Ends Up Looking Like Pauper At Her Own Wedding

Poor Hank, we hope he's okay. Otherwise all we've got to say about this tale of professionally executed revenge is bravo. The Karen-ness was ferociously strong with this woman. Yikes, indeed. Check out some more juicy Karen drama with this story about Karen throwing away an expensive cake, and then the office fighting back.

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/forestcabin123k • 19h Bridezilla Karen ends up looking like a pauper at her own wedding | (F48) have known "Pat" (F48) for decades. As far as I can remember, she was fixated on having 5 children and a picket fence dream life. I slowly cut ties with her in college because she was an opportunist and I didn't trust her. She is both manipulative and forceful. Her idea of cute rubs me the wrong way. Pat likes to walk like a penguin when she wants to elicit pity, and she u

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Text - Pat has become the epitome of a permissive mother. Her (5) kids do as they please and she never calls them out. She tried to force a relationship between me and her daughters and made them call me Auntie. Pat tried to drop them at my house uninvited. Her phone calls were insistent, she tried to monopolize my time and she began to show up at my job. I created some boundaries so she tried to find loopholes. It was a nightmare.

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Text - My husband and I hosted a party for the community center (not the real name) new members. The community center is actually a very informal initiative and my husband and I mainly serve the homeless population. We prefer to help strangers instead of catering to potentially narcissistic acquaintances. We don't mind lending a hand but we have encountered truly dishonest choosing beggars. There are other services, like one of the members who helps women get their wedding and prom dresses for f

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Text - Pat had always been salty at her husband for demanding that she go back to work after baby #3. In the meantime, he worked three jobs. She demanded he get her pregnant to fulfill her dream of having 5 kids. He didn't agree, because he was already nearly 45 and felt like he might never be able to retire. She got away with bringing new babies into this world anyway. Her fascination with being pregnant comes from all the attention she gets. She had at least one miscarriage in between each kid

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Text - I called her days later to get my point across (regarding their overall behavior) but she completely cut me off and began talking about herself and said her kids wanted to come visit again and use our pool. I never answered that. I didn't want to say "no, I will not have your brats over". She also called me as summer was approaching specifically to let me know her middle daughter was bored and wanted to spend a WEEK at our home. I politely declined, citing that me and my husband have to w

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Text - Pat's facebook also showed some red flags. Some cryptic rants here and there were visible, along with friends' comments and complaints on how she asked a particular person to watch her kids only for a couple of hours and ended up leaving them all day. Another of her friends criticized her "girls night out " because Pat had just asked them to be patient and wait until she could pay back some money that she owed them, yet she had money to spend on Friday night outings. I thought those very

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Text - Unpleasant things began to happen. Like the time she volunteered to wrap the Xmas presents for underprivileged kids. We all wanted to create a mix of less costly gifts with really nice ones. Surprisingly, some nice and eye-catching toys and games went missing but turned up under her Christmas Tree (courtesy of her mother in law's FB posts). No one could prove anything but it was hate-inducing. Or the time my daughter called me in tears to pick her up after she attended Pat's daughter's bi

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Text - Stories about Pat and her family multiplied. The owners at the farm (community center) decided keep their their gates locked unless they had guests or events because Pat got in the habit of driving in whenever she pleased and it was either her kids screaming and disturbing on-going weddings, throwing rocks at the koi in the lake or harassing the geese in the yard. Or how she stiffed another soccer mom with the lunch bill and then pulled the struggling financially card. Or how other parent

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Text - It was weird that she became quiet and distracted after that. She also didn't want to go to school and my husband and I became suspicious. She never opened up, and my other kids had no clue. We went to her school but her teachers assured us nothing had changed in her environment. My husband and I suspected she was being bullied but our kid gave us no tools to support her. My kid is very sunny, and very compassionate. She has never had any problems with other kids. I called her best friend

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Text - My guilt comes from not being able to get my daughter to open up and feel safe telling me the truth. I talked to her and she burst into tears. I was both pained as a mother and furious that some teenage b!tch was doing this under our noses.

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Text - I went straight to Pat's car after school. I asked to talk as Casey was about to go in. So I grabbed Casey's hand and asked to see her jewelry. Casey froze and she tried to make a fist, so I became relentless. Casey yelled "Mom!" and Pat struggled to get out of the car. I slid the ring off (Casey has tiny hands and wore the ring on her index finger). First Pat yelled at me. After I confronted her with the engraving on the band (my grandma's maiden name), she argued it was loaned to her da

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Text - Pat's husband ( Hank) is what can be described as a doormat. Pat wore him down to a knob. He had no choice but to "obey" her to keep the peace. She was a bully who actively withdrew affection when he didn't follow her wishes, even in public. So she got kids #4 and #5 after a relentless campaign that included leaving him for two months. Her pregnancies were a nuisance because she expected to be treated like the only lady who has even been pregnant. She strolled around in a wheelchair almos

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Text - Pat systematically bullied Hank. She would leave town and take the kids with her. Poor Hank would look distraught, drinking on his porch or just looking really lonely. This is how she got off the hook and was able to leave her job. Hank had virtually no voice, so he struggled to keep the marriage together. Everyone liked him, but hated her equally. Hank loved to talk to other people but seemed concerned that Pat would be upset. Over time, according to my husband, Hank began to show signs

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Text - Pat was involved in this. Lenah kept her in because they never had any issues and her task was limited to just shipping the dresses out. Pat decided to renew her vows and her bridezilla Karenzilla attitude became the icing on the cake. For starters, she bullied another couple into giving up their wedding date at the farm because she "needed her renewal to match her exact wedding date". They were not impressed with her harassment, so they booked another venue. As a result, the farm owners

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Text - Pat became attached to a particular dress that was already assigned to another bride. Lenah made it clear that she would need to pay for her own dress. So Pat played it cool and shipped the wrong gown instead. She was adamant that it was the right dress, despite all the notes on Leah's agenda. The other bride was truly gracious about it. She was obviously disappointed, but never made a scene. What bothered me most is that I picked that dress and bought it for 40 bucks at a garage sale (no

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Text - Lenah never allowed her in her warehouse again. Their last phone fight ended with Pat bringing up the other bride's past (like it mattered) and "this conversation is over, it's my dress and you are mistaken". That was weeks before the other bride's wedding. Pat went all out on her wedding decor. She spent way too much. She hired a caterer for some food (mainly mimosas and appetizers), but the wedding invitation included a request for specific dishes for her Sunday brunch wedding. Either s

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Text - There is nothing wrong with potluck weddings. In fact, they can be a nice addition to a very cozy and family oriented wedding reception. But, don't you need to at least be close to your guests in order to ask for such a thing? Even / got an invitation. I told everyone I wasn't going because I was very uncomfortable being told what to bring and was probably expected to give them a cash gift on top of that. Some of the older ladies in our group agreed. Some said they would not decline in ad

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Text - The thing with Karens is that they expect everyone to suck it up, or make their dreams come true, or they simply underestimate everyone and think we are all fools. Lenah is a very straightforward person with a "so sue me" attitude. She told me she would just ruin the dress. After all, it was hers, so she could do whatever she wanted. If Pat wanted to take legal action, and should things get ugly, she needed to prove ownership. However, the dress was the same, the marks inside the hem and

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Text - Pat had the dress altered, with some extra beading and dyed to a deep cream color. But it was obviously the same garment. Lenah and I snuck in before the venue was closed for the night. All brides are allowed to stay in a small bedroom for a small charge, so that they don't need to drive in on their wedding day. Honestly, the makeshift chapel was gorgeous, I don't know how she paid for it but it was full of flowers and presumptuous details. I naively brought in some ink to spill on the dr

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Text - The wedding was scheduled at 9 AM. Pat called me at 7 AM, but I ignored her calls. I picked up by 8 AM, both curious and wondering if she suspected anything. Pat was frantic.She was crying that her dress was "missing by half". I purposely made her explain, being annoyingly dense and continually interrupting like she does, and stalling the conversation. She asked me if I could lend her my wedding dress. I said no, sorry. She then asked me if I would help her get a dress. I was satisfied to

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Text - If Pat could get a shop to rent a dress, she would need to try the dress on, and get it steamed. Even if the dress was ready to wear, it would easily take more than two hours (roundtrip). She tried to ask me to go pick a dress (who would pay for this??). Even if a shop were open and brought her a dress, it would add to the cost. Also, these shops open at 10 or 9:30 at earliest. By time they got to her, it would be time to wrap up the wedding because she needed to clear the venue by 12:00

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Text - The dress needed a petticoat to plump up the skirt, which wasn't available. So it dragged all over the floor and Pat had to keep pulling it up. Pat walked down the aisle with one hand on her bouquet and another one grabbing her dress. The dress looked limp and weird with the arrangements of pins (they didn't show) that caused the sleeves and neckline to pucker into messy rims. She spent the ceremony looking uncomfortable and out of place. Very few people attended but that was not part of

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Text - The dress looked awful. The reception portion of the wedding had all this princely decoration, a very nice cake and a bridezilla with a dress from hell. I didn't stay, but I was told, she was so disappointed she spent her wedding sulking. There was no dance, no actual speech. She had to change into a shirt and leggings because the dress was too uncomfortable. Everyone talked about how Pat put on her flip flops and walked around aimlessly until she ordered the ushers to start folding up th

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Text - Her husband finally cracked under all the pressure and sought some help. He was slaving away and coming home to clean the house while Pat used her kids as an excuse to spend like crazy. Hank also had to do kid homework because Pat never had time or never had patience. She also refused to get a partime job so her kids could attend an afterschool and get help with their school stuff. Therapy seemed to help Hank because the last time Pat left with her kids, he didn't seem distraught. He woul

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Text - I also don't know if Pat even actually suspected who/ what happened to her dress. She slowly pulled away from the community center and became less active in social gatherings. Pat also removed me from her facebook as well as mostly everyone else from school and the center. EDIT: TLDR Bridezilla stole a wedding dress from an underprivileged woman. The actual dress owner destroys her big day.

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Plot Holes Big Enough To Drive Trucks Through

Some plot holes are just too monstrous to not dwell upon. This AskReddit thread calls out all the plot holes people came across that were big enough to drive trucks through. Proceed at your own risk, these might make you feel frustrated all over again.

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Text - Otto_Lili_Emmenthal • 2d 1 Award Madagascar. They give Marty the lion hell for eating animals. In the end, they give him sashimi as a substitute. What, in a world of talking animals, fish aren't considered animals too? Edit: I got my names wrong. Sorry, it's been ages. And I'm bad with names. Thanks for pointy pointy. Reply 6.6k ...

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Text - kingcobra5352• 3d In Season 2 of Dexter, Rita asks Dexter how he knew how much heroin to give her ex-husband and deducts deduces that Dexter himself is a heroin user. Dexter was top of his class in med school and is a forensics guy. I can't imagine it would be hard for a guy like that to figure it out. Reply 8.6k ...

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Text - KyotoGaijin • 3d 1 Award (line missing from Titanic) BILL PAXTON "Hey, old lady! Do you know what happened to that diamond necklace you wore that l've spent a fortune searching for?" Reply 1 4.0k ...

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Text - PopUpWindowPest • 2d My biggest problem is with logistics in the movies. Like one of the planet of the apes sequels. The apes get attacked by the last of humanity, men using these attack helicopters. And I'm sitting there thinking: Does anyone realize how many humans it takes to keep military helicopters flying? Reply 1 1.1k ...

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Text - megsam213 • 2d E 2 3 4 Awards In Liar, Liar, Jennifer Tilly's character gets her way in the divorce despite cheating because she lied about her age, therefore making the prenup null and void. However, this would also nullify the entire marriage, entitling her to nothing. Reply 7.9k ...

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Text - OddScentedDoorknob • 3d 1 Award Snow White. Why didn't the witch just stab her after she fell asleep? Reply 7.0k ...

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Text - Preparation_Asleep • 3d O 1 Award Terminator 1. The fucking Terminator grabs Sarah Conner by the shirt, but lets go of it? Wtf was that? It's a fucking robot. As soon as it grabbed Sarah Conner's shirt a fucking 'Don't let go ever' program should have started. Reply 7.6k ...

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Text - superspacecadet2 • 3d In Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), Kahn turns out to be a race genetically enhanced human with blood with regenerative healing powers, which they need to save Kirk. So they have this big battle on the ground in which they need Kahn alive, but they could have just used the blood from any of the 75 other cryogenically frozen superhumans they had on the ship. Reply 1.1k ...

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Text - SlobMarley13 • 3d 2 Awards AT-ATs only have a 60 degree firing radius on their front, so at the Battle of Hoth why did the rebels attack them with their snowspeeders from their front? Flank those bitches! Reply 1.5k ...

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Text - JPJP_ • 3d if Dr strange could do that portal thingy for that epic entrance... what's up with him and Stark worrying about not being able to return to earth while in orbit towards the planet where they fought thanos. Reply 13.9k ...

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Text - revocer • 3d Ocean's 11. During the blackout scene, there is mad chaos in the casino. People stealing chips and just mass hysteria. Then the team goes to steal the money during the blackout. Afterwards, the lights are back on, and as they walk out of the casino, people in the background act like nothing has happened. No hysteria, just a normal casino with people gambling in a fun and jovial manner. Reply 8.9k ...

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Text - NachOMan_RandySavage • 3d 22 Awards Bart said Santa's Little Helper didn't eat Millhouse's goldfish and that Millhouse never had a goldfish. Then WHY DID HE HAVE THE BOWL, BART! Reply 18.1k ...

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Text - bcnewell88 • 3d In Disney's Tangled the mother kept Rapunzel's birthday the same, so the Festival of Lights always happened on her birthday. This led to her curiosity and her leaving. Reply 2.2k ...

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Text - Lakna_Rokee • 2d 1 Award In the final episode of GoT Tyrion is put on trial for murder, yet this somehow turns into choosing the next king of Westeros. Imagine if during the OJ Simpson trial, Simpson chose who the next president of the United States would be and everybody was okay with that. Reply 1.5k ...

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Text - AgentVenomSnake • 2d If Mulan got sent home for underperforming, there's no way her Father would have been accepted for training in his condition. He would have been sent home with Honor intact. Reply 3.5k ...

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Text - Armchairengineer1960 • 3d In every war movie a shell goes off 10 feet away from a soldier, he ducks and keeps running. In reality he'd be dead from the blast and shrapnel. Reply 3.1k

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Text - _Corinthian_ • 2d 2 Awards In the Mummy with Brendan Frasier, Imhotep steals body parts from the looters to put himself back together. At one point he takes the eyes from a person wearing glasses, so for the rest of the movie Imhotep should really be squinting at everyone. Reply 2.7k ...

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Text - lizardlibrary • 3d 3 Awards The parents deciding to each take one twin to raise on different continents and never talk to each other again. Reply 16.5k ...

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Text - Trevor-On-Reddit • 3d 6 Awards Every Christmas movie where no one believes in Santa but then it turns out Santa does exist. Like, who did they think was putting presents under the Christmas tree? If Santa is real then it wasn't them. Reply 30.3k

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Text - SleepyPrince • 3d In Now You See Me 2, why and how did the FBI have any jurisdiction in London. Wouldn't that be more of an Interpol thing? But character continuity right? Reply 12.4k ...

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Text - theshoeshiner84 • 3d In every fucking action adventure movie ever... Extremely large and loud shit tends to sneak up on people. Helicopters, trucks, trains, dinosaurs, jets, tanks, speed boats, king kong... The only stuff that should sneak up on you are bullets and explosions. Edit: I stand corrected - Apparently "tippy toes" is a universal ability that serves to make any animate or inanimate object silent and undetectable. Reply 6.3k

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Text - Greybaubles • 2d Interstellar; they knew for 48 years that one of the planets orbited close enough to suffer time dilation effects, sent an astronaut there and then spent the next 12 years wondering why the astronaut sent there keeps turning their beacon on and off. Reply 1.6k ...

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Text - Zestyclose_Exit_9367 • 3d In Us when it explains that the government cloned everyone then gave up and just let these clones live under ground in sewage tunnels for that long. Like it makes no sense. If they did clone everyone wouldnt they have at least disposed of them. Also why are they in the sewers if it was an experiment. Plus if everyone is eating those rabbits then there will not be that many. I dont know that has always bothered me. Reply 3.1k ...

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Text - Half_Smashed_Face • 3d If Buzz-lightyear thinks he's real and not a toy, then why is he motionless and pretending to not be alive, like all the other toys, when Andy plays with him? Wouldn't he think Andy is some sort of giant alien monster? Woody might have explained to him they they need to remain still or something, but we never get an explanation Reply 5.1k ...

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Text - IchigoMainSSF2 • 3d S A 2 Awards In black panther, when he falls into the water, he gets pulled out by a fisherman from the northern tribe, later on the movie, the leader of the tribe says that they are all vegatarians. They are also completely isolated, and don't trade. Why do they have a fisherman? Reply 11.8k ...

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Text - Grundelcramp • 3d I don't know if you could consider it a plot hole but it always bugged me the way Tommy Boy ended. Rob Lowe gets arrested but the "step-mom" that married Big Tom gets to go to on a date with Zalinksy. She should have been arrested as well. Reply 1.1k ...

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Text - covertpetersen • 3d 4 Awards Not sure if it counts as a plot hole, but there's one scene in Spiderman 3 that's never made any sense to me. Peter takes a small sample of the symbiote to one of his college professors so he can get a better idea of what it is. The professor looks at it under a microscope and says "It's definitely alien. I wouldn't let any of this stuff touch you.". That's it? Proof of alien life bright to you by one of your students and your only takeaway is "Don't touch it"

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