FunnyWeb - Get Your Funniest Pix From The InterWebz!

Thursday, October 8, 2020

Wholesome Tumblr Dragon Story Makes Way for Dumb Pun

Tumblr ain't nothing without a writing prompt or two, and this short dragon thing is at least a little nugget of wholesomeness to spend some time on. For a bigger one, here's a tumblr thread on angels and demons bonding over sandwiches. The cogs of Tumblr are always turning out random tumblr gems.

1.

Text - write-it-motherfuckers Early one morning, you pull down your favourite cup, only to find a small dragon, curled up and sleeping contentedly inside. archmarastyden Confused and still half asleep you take the cup outside to empty the dragon carefully onto the grass, then return to rinse your cup and make coffee. The next morning he is back, curled snuggly inside the cup as before and you repeat the process.

2.

Text - After a week of repeating this process you make him a little bed complete with whatever pocket change you have left over from the day to give him a little treasure hoard, he is ecstatic with his new treasure, but nevertheless every morning when you go for your coffee there he is; snuggled up inside the small cup. Another few days pass and when you decide to move his bed into the cabinet to see if he'll choose the cup or the treasure, and for some reason he values the cup more highly than

3.

Text - up. You decide to place the cup inside the bed, and offer it to the dragon as his latest addition to his hoard. You think to yourself that if he's going to stay this dragon will need a name and you start sorting through several intimidating, dragonly names before finally deciding to call him Folgers; after all, the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup. E write-it-motherfuckers That pun was heinous, I love it. Very well done Darling. #i in no way endorse puns #but it was very nice

Submitted by:

Tagged: dragon , wholesome , tumblr , clever , puns , lol , silly , story , dumb

Share on Facebook

Wrong Number Texts That Inspired Hilarious Results

Every wrong number text is an opportunity waiting to be seized. These wrong number texts absolutely inspired hilarious results. Beautiful work by whoever it was that came back with that photoshopped Nicholas Cage pic.

1.

Face - Call Add to Contacts Text Message Sep 7, 2013, 11:03 PM Sorry wrong number Sep 8, 2013, 8:21 AM Text Message Sen

2.

Text - You s t.. I hate ur guts.. u ave ruined my lyf. y did u ave 2 sleep wiv my man?? we was soo happy tilu came along ( your dead iflcu. *sighs* ok where shall I begin. your* you* have* life*why* you* have to with* until* you're* see* you* Gosh did you even go to school? WTF?? Who do YOU think YOU are? Your dead meat bi h:© You're** F K YOU BI

3.

Text - Hey baby im jus chillin if you wanna come over.. She gave you the wrong number brotha Read 2:48 PM FLk

4.

Text - Hey mate my names Mario, just wanted to know if I could come and take a look at the car you have for sale ? After 5pm is good for me, when r u available? Cheers I should be should be available after 6 tomorrow 19/10/2011 9:31 PM Good night beautiful can not wait to have u in my arms love n miss u heaps Хохох Look man l'm just interested in the car.

5.

Text - Nov 20, 2012, 1:43 PM Wrong number. Yep. My bad

6.

Text - Messages Dude Edit Dude are you ready to party!!! Umm who is this? Oh sorry wrong number Bye .but I want to party.

7.

Text - Heyy girl Paige gave me ya number send me the pic ! This one? OMG WRONG NUMBER BUT AHAHHАНАНАА THAT JUST MADE MY DAY Glad to be of service

8.

Text - Who's this? why Are you a boy or girll I'm a grill What's yourr name? :) George foreman I thought u were a girl? no, im a grill Oh

9.

Canidae - Who this Who is this Aug 4, 2013, 1:58 PM Stop sending me pictures of a cat

10.

Text - Hey Sophie! :D Who is this? Lol you gave me your number no more than five minutes ago. I think she gave you the wrong number... Ouch I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO

11.

Face - Jesica Jessica? Do I look like a Jessica? Delivered

12.

Text - This is the standard cable This is a standard cat. Who is this? Delivered Hahahaha wrong person, nice cat!

13.

Bald eagle - hey are you free on Tuesday? I want to see a movie or something damn right i'm free this is america

14.

Text - Aug 5, 2011 8:55 PM Your father just died Took him long enough, he's been buried since 1994 You're a ruder , all you had to say was wrong number No, YOU are the rude a if someone's dad dies they deserve an actual phone call, not an F'n text

15.

Cartoon - T-Rex you raisin' the roof tonight yo'? If I were a t-Rex there would be ZERO possibility of me raising a roof with those tiny arms. Wrong number brontosaurus!

16.

Text - Hey girl it's Melanie from old navy could you take my 4:45-9 shift tonight? Yea l'd love to take your hours Yay thanks you're the best! Aug 23, 2011 16:00 Btw you have the wrong number, you should probably get ready for work...

17.

Text - Jul 29, 2012 12:16 PM Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. You have the wrong number. I don't know that baby.

18.

Text - Hey this is maria Nov 6, 2012, 12:19 PM Hello! This is Dog! Wht up Is tht ur dog Text Message Send ner

19.

Text - Hi im looking for a girl that is single Who is this lol I don't know u..but u got the txt.so So you got this number how?... By txting a random number.im chill ok..but if u don't want to talk kool. Wow that's ridiculously creepy.

20.

Photography - ( Messages Sending... Details PU RED iMessage

21.

Text - Text Message Apr 13, 2012 8:54 PM Why did you break up with Dani? Cuz she tried licking my b thole one time and you know homie don't play that sh. Ohh. Woww. Lmao Hahahaha l'm jk you got the wrong number

22.

Text - Mom wants you to call her 6:20 PM Who is this 8:51 PM Andrea 10:22 PM Wrong number and you got me in an unnecessary 30 min conversation with my mother so thank you for that. 10:23 PM

23.

Product - Wrong number Wait I want one This number was listed as a vets office I take good care of dogs For free No No one needs 7 dogs You are being selfish

24.

Product - Text Message Today 1:34 PM Can you text me some pics of me that you have in your phone we took that night Who is this? Dorothy Good times.

25.

Text - I'm in love with you To whom do I owe the pleasure? I must have the wrong number is this not Ashley? No...but don't let that stop you from loving me. I'm worth it. Lol send me a picture

26.

Text - U know I kinda like u to 3:34PM Me? MMS 3:39PM Nooooo 3:40PM

27.

Text - Hey Mary, need to come in for a hair cut. Let me know a time. Thanks, Jeff Will either if these styles work for you? Ahh no Then you should probably call Mary instead

28.

Text - Yo is this kelsi? It's brian No this is Jake from State Farm. What ru wearing jake from state farm Uh. Khakis? Well u sound hideous Yo jake my girlfriend cheated on me. am I covered? You're covered Brian! We will replace your girlfriend with a newer model. Sweet but will my rates go up The only thing going up is your future, bro.

29.

Text - Hey rachyl do you remember me it's tajlea Hey rachyl do you remember me it's tajlea Wrong number Whats your number then Whats your number then

30.

Face - Sunday 12:29 PM Good afternoon Who is this Wrong number guy, sorry Tony from the bar last night Deliverec

31.

Washing - Hey, this is anthony from bread co are you coming to work today? Yes When? You know... Whenever. 'll get there. Scheduled at 4, kinda need you now!

32.

Product - iMessage Yesterday 11:48 PM Today 9:06 AM Read 9:36 AM

33.

Facial hair - Hi Wendy how are you and your girls Ok i will b there in a bit thank you IMessage Gonna have to cancel-- I'm eating a late lunch. Although, you're probably wanting to meet with Wendy and not me, huh? I ain't never been called Wendy before. Sent as Text Message iMessage Fri, Jul 31, 5:54 PM Hey this is the cake i ordered for my nephew it was 35.00 Looks great! Delivered Na i can go later miss you guys Sorry Keep getting number wrong

34.

Text - I think i have the wrong number TODAY 21:13 I just thought id should tell you. Youre boyfriend made me pregnant 20:44 a Messages you send to this chat and calls are now secured with end-to-end encryption. Tap for more info. Oh no! Which boyfriend? 20:45 / What do you mean which boyfriend? this is serious! 2113 20:46 Im sorry 21:13 This is very serious! But you're gonna have to give me a little more to go on here. Well not as sorry as Sam's going to be 20:47 / 21:14 Samuel! Sam knocked me

35.

Adaptation - H+ AT&T Me: Messages (2) I think you had the wrong number Yesterday, 12:38 PM Yesterday, 12:14 PM t

Submitted by:

Tagged: wrong number , FAIL , ridiculous , texting , funny

Share on Facebook

Twitter Thread: Inuit Shares Insane Food Prices Up North

Living in a remote place is a great way to not have access to fresh fruits and vegetables, and this is wild. Twitter user KataraPiujuq showed some of the crazy high prices for fruit and vegetables, and how it's a bit of an issue. Just seeing a bag of oranges go for 20 bucks is enough to make anyone frustrated.

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

11.

12.

13.

14.

15.

16.

17.

18.

19.

20.

21.

22.

23.

24.

25.

26.

27.

28.

29.

Submitted by:

Tagged: insane , crazy , arctic , vegetables , wtf , prices , expensive , fruit

Share on Facebook