Wednesday, September 30, 2020

Work Trolling Shows No One is Ever Truly Safe


Every interaction is an opportunity to make another person look dumb. You never know where a trolling could come from, so we suggest to never trust anyone or build any real human relationships. For more tricks here are some mad lads who don't give a dang, as well as a frustrated scammer getting trolled with fake neighbor drama.

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Text - 10:28 al 4G Jay Simpson iMessage Yesterday 13:02 Hi Jay, it's Pauline from Allanwater house just a quick reminder that you have site safety training on 26th September from 1pm - 3:30pm. Could you please send me a picture of your face for the training cards this is to speed up the process in advance for next week. Thanks Yesterday 15:52 Wait till a get a chop Today 09:36 Hi jay have you had a haireut vot2 uot Lroally iMessage

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Face - 10:28 l 4G Jay Simpson Hi jay have you had a haircut yet? Just I really need this photo today or won't be able to have you on the course. Thanks Hi could you send me another one as you look a bit tense, smile e iMessage

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Face - 10:28 l 4G Jay Simpson Hi could you send me another one as you look a bit tense, smile e As this card is for site safety training could you please wear your hard hat for the photo. Thanks Read 10:25 iMessage

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Face - 10:28 al 4G J Jay Simpson iMessage

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Clever Comebacks That Dismantled Their Recipients


Oh boy, we're back at it again with a fresh collection of clever comebacks and people being destroyed by words. As long as we have social media we'll have people rapping off senseless tweets and statuses that just as well never should've been shared with the rest of the online world in the first place. If you enjoyed these clever comebacks check out more radical retorts from clever wordsmiths over here.

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Text - Millennials aren't buying diamonds - why? RETWEETS LIKES 173 309 MistyKnights Twistout @Steph__Will L Follow Too busy filling out job applications that ask them to attach their resume and then enter what's on that same resume on the next page.

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Newscaster - 19 韩来 When you said l was pretty, you hesitated for a second. Why? 束團菊巨补水 I paused for a second to appreciate your beauty.

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Text - r/me_irl of he jen @txxjen how can psychology majors be depressed ?? like bro look at your notes 13.3k 80 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL InfinityRipper007 • 18h 3 Awards How can doctors get sick, like bro look at your n.. nevermind nobody can read that shit oh - Reply 958

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Text - Smash Mouth O @smashmouth · 11h SMASH MS Yo @ALT1053Radio can you STOP MOUTH talking over the fcking songs! This isn't 80's AM radio! You're disrespecting the artists! Do you think they want your stupid voices as their intros? That's one of the reasons ALL STAR starts off with vocals. Let's go! #bayareaunite @Radiodotcom O 78 27100 84 ALT1053Radio @ALT1053Radio · 6h We also now only play 2 minutes of ALT 105.3 commercials at a time - it's our #2MinutePromise. Which is quicker than it take

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Text - L Landlord > iMessage Today 12:40 Hi just thought l'd let you know I won't be signing on for another year, I know I told you I was going to but due to the pandemic my situation has changed Don't you think you could've told me sooner? This has really thrown a spanner in the works for my winter now, what am I supposed to do for the loss of income? Have you considered getting a job? Read 12:41

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Text - Okay, Boomer 9h ·O is the fall of Rome comparable to the current situation in the United States? 209 142 Comments • 17 Shares Like Comment Share -ra er No, Rome had good roads

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Text - Awake @Spacehehehe · 28 Aug You will never change what you tolerate. Research #FlatEarth NO CURVE HERE Can we agree on that? 91 27 60 169 ashallowseafish @ashallowsea. · 6d I love flat earthers, because they remind me that even though I'm a failure, there are always people even more disappointing than me 1 27 4 40

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Product - What's stopping you from doing this with your partner Ariam @iambrattyb Common sense

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People - You're the most famous guest we've ever had on. This must be a terrible show then.

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Text - These bumass Canadians don't have cashapp 12:20 AM · 2020-09-12 · Twitter for iPhone 796 Retweets and comments 1,201 Likes 27 - 20h -Universal health care -Anybody at 18yrs of age can vote -Multi party political system -during the pandemic, 2000$/month was given to impacted workers -Weed is legal -and instead of Cashapp we have e- transfer, which is free.

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Text - Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt british people be like im bri ish 5:41 PM - 3/29/20 · Twitter for iPhone 11.3K Retweets 95.2K Likes Robot_Rebel @TheRobot_Rebel 3h Replying to @goodbeanalt We just say the 't' in a very high pitch that Americans cannot hear 0 3 2717 1,069 Robot_Rebel @TheRobot_Rebel · 3h After the incident in Boston, we always hide our t's Q 29 2796 O 3,120

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Text - boys don't mature. they just graduate from xbox to golf. Girls don't mature. They just graduate from playing with dolls to playing with feelings.

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Text - Replying to @FallGuysGame @FGt• Don't care ♡ 17 Fall Guys It really feels like you do care. @FallGuysGame 1) You're following us 2) You've got noti on 3) You replied Thanks for caring Jæke

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Text - ●00 Spede 4G 4:20 PM 69% < Messages Dad Details I'm divorcing your mom Hi divorcing your mom, I'm son No you aren't, that's why we're having a divorce

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Text - Quora Open in App Sign In What is wrong with vegetarians? Watch More 7 Answers

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Text - Damian Argent, Owned by a wife and five cats. Answered February 9, 2020 · Author has 1.1K answers and 629K answer views Well, Mr or Ms anonymous theres nothing at all wrong with not eating dead animals. At least vegos are strong enough to admit their ways to the world instead of not giving their name and hiding behind a computer screen. That's what a pussy does. A cowardly pussy anyway. I'd be correct to assume you have a problem with them as if you were being positive and supportive like

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Text - My daughter does not want to have children which makes me very disappointed in her. What can I do? August 14 You can get a life. Honestly, if you wanted more kids you should have had them yourself. End of story. I'm proud of your daughter for not living her life for you. Having children is one of the most monumental decisions of someone's life. Three cheers to the adults who opt out, for whatever reason, of having children! Good for them for thinking for themselves! Get a hobby. Adopt a d

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Text - 31/08/20 This game was great, it provided hours of entertainment and had many different game modes (mini games you could play within the game itself). Unfortunately the game is no longer great. Its all advertisements. Every time you load a new level... BAM! Advertisement. Game finishes.. BAM! Advertisment. It takes minutes to get through to a new level. I don't know what happened to EA Games... if they really need the money that bad, they're better off providing oral in back alleys, like

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Text - 1m So I'm a computer science student Are you sure about it? Reply Vote I have done all 5 years of high school studying computer science, I'm in my third year of university studying computer science Are you sure about it? yes 1 Vote You are telling me you have studied computer science for 8 years and still don't know how computers work? Vote +3

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Text - Mate, he is asking like a civil person and you're being an asshole 1 1 J Only because l am not an expert with PS4 controllers doesn't mean that I don't know how to use a computer. Do you have any experience with programming in general?

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Text - If this is your way in thinking you should focus less on obtaining platinum trophies and start going outside or working. Do you know every easter egg in every single game out there? | If not, you don't know how to play. Do you see how stupid you are? Please use you brain before thinking. Thanks 1 Vote Add a comment >>

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Font - Antworten BrotherAlpha • vor 3 Jahren This makes me wish these two products had hideous privacy concerns and they were collecting data on their users. (They probably are.) That way, you can set this up and flood them with useless data all day long. It 747 18

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Text - morgengabe1 • vor 3 Jahren You're a morin. 14 ChipCdM • vor 3 Jahren According to Merriam Webster's Dictionary: morin = a pale yellow crystalline flavono C pigment C15H1007 found in old fustic and osage orange. Or did you mean: moron = a very stupid or boorish person. Given that you wrote and posted "morin," it would seem that you're more likely the moron. 145

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Work Memes to Blow Off Some Work Steams


It's stupid that almost everyone has to do something they don't particularly like most days so that they can afford to eat and live somewhere. At the same time, that's part of the deal of being alive. At least we have work memes to put some catharsis in our lives and give ourselves a chance to agree that waking up, commuting, and dealing with customers is a dumb bummer. Here's a thread about frustrating, entitled customers.

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Text - Retail: The Customer Is Always Right Wrong An Arsehole

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Output device - When you clock in at 9, work for 7 hours & then realize it's only 9:30

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Face - "When a difficult customer finally checks out and leaves the store" ...

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Text - "I can't work like this" I say under regular conditions.

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Tie - When everyones looking forward to a weekend off relaxing but you've got work all weekend All I can do right now is put on a brave face

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Cartoon - Gio Mars @GioMars_ Follow when 1st shift workers see 2nd shift workers coming in to take their spot

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Cartoon - when u have to act fake as shit because every customer has their head up their ass

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Motor vehicle - DON'T MOVE IT CAN'T SEE YOU IF YOU DON'T MOVE Viki y Follow @vikky_vuk When a customer looks through the window 2min before closing. #retailproblems 12:22 PM - 2 Nov 2015 t7 41 V 96

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Product - Chief Queef Follow @XXxdepressyon when your boss comes around the corner and you grab the closest thing to you to make it look like you're working 10:08 AM - 13 Apr 2016 6 17 258 V 271

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Cartoon - Me, when a fave coworker is leaving.... 72 After all we've been through...

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Poster - MANAGERS BE LIKE YOU STILL COMING IN RIGHT

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Event - When you show up to work high as fuck Kerry Connolly Barry Burbank

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Cartoon - When you're writing a paper and the computer shuts off right when you're almost done

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Text - Me: "sorry we don't have this in stock" "Can you look in the back?" Me: *walks to the back, stands & stares at a wall* Me: "sorry we don't"

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Vehicle - When there's a group project but you do all the work pic.twitter.com/ZJA4097nnM 9:55pm - 29 Apr 15 504 ALLEN ALLEN ALLENCLALLEN

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Text - working in retail me: hey customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE me: okay let me know if you have any questions !

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Hair - When you hit snooze 80 times and now you've got 3 minutes to leave the house

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Face - me: your total is 9.95 customer: *hands cash* me: *types amount in system* customer: oh here's 30 cents V=1 nr . 3 h 30 45 60 12 V3 sin v2 cos tan y = ax + bx + (x, x) =-b±4 2a 4=\b-4ac 30 45 sV 45

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Text - When you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end maliciousmelons:

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Facial expression - When you gotta fake laugh at customers corny jokes all day

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Photo caption - Friends: When was the last time you had a weekend off? Me: 6 Reply t3 Retweet * Favorite ... More it's been 84 years...

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Animated cartoon - How i feel leaving work after using my fake ass customer service personality all day EE [aduswim.co

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Text - Lou @Loueywilson Convincing your mate to stay out when they have work the next day and watching them suffer the next day is one of the finer things in life

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Cartoon - This is where I come to cry. -Cool. Andie Anderson @humor_me_pink Follow When they ask you to show the new employee around. 1:54 PM 26 Sep 2016 6 17 40 V 45

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