Saturday, September 12, 2020

Entitled Woman Expects Free Ice Cream, Petty Spite Ensues


This woman was in dire need of a reality check. Fortunately for the rest of the world, someone was ready to give it to her. 

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Text - I run an ice cream truck on the side to earn cash. Normally park in the tourist hot spots during peak hours. Today a young girl ran up to my truck and told her mother she wanted an ice cream. The mother told her no as she didn't have any money. The girl was really cute and seemed excited so I offered the mum a free ice cream as a spur of the moment thing. Girl was happy, mum was happy, I was happy they were happy.

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Text - After they left a bogan woman quickly walked up to my truck and said she saw I was giving away ice cream and asked for three “hundreds and thousands chocolate ice creams" (hundreds and thousands are a topping) for her kids. I told her I wasn't giving ice cream out and it was just a one-off. She was very annoyed at this as she thought it was unfair that her children were being denied free ice cream when I gave some to “that Asian brat" as she put it. Okay, up until now l'm obviously NTA. B

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Font - Mrs Bogan is really worked up now and calling me names. Repeated the act to a family (parents + 2 kids) walking past and gave them each a freebie. At this point she stormed off infuriated and I felt a little happy at how mad l'd made her.

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Guy Tricks Noisy Neighbor into Smashing His Own TV


Having a noisy neighbor who keeps you from sleeping can feel like literal torture. After it kept getting worse, this dude took matters, and aux cords, into his own hands. Here's a similar story of a guy who got cunning revenge on his noisy neighbors.

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Text - O r/pettyrevenge · Posted by u/parkesc 1 hour ago Loud Neighbor Gets Silenced When I started my sophomore year in college (over 2 decades ago), the guy who moved into the dorm next to me was just a stereotypical meathead jock who was kind of overweight. And it turns out, he was a shitty neighbor. Two things about these dorm rooms: 1. The walls were rather thin. Not only did I hear every decibel of his loud music and TV, but one night he brought some girl home with him for some fun (the wh

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Text - 2. The rooms had drop ceilings, like offices with cubicles built by the lowest bidder. This will come into play later. Anyway, a few days into fall semester that year, I discovered this guy had a habit of blasting his TV at full volume, from 11pm to 1am. Since I had to be up before 7am, 4 times a week, this was not ok by me. Despite my complaints to the ineffectual RA, nothing happened. At first, I decided to counter this by putting a couple large speakers against the bedroom wall and bla

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Text - One afternoon I decided to investigate what was above the drop ceiling in my bedroom. After moving a few tiles I saw the coax cables for every dorm on this floor. And they were labeled with the room numbers on little tabs every 4 feet. Jackpot. Also, I'd like to note that I had a part time job at RadioShack at this time (pretty sweet gig for a few reasons) so I finagled a couple tools - a coax cable stripper and crimping tool - and got a couple cable connectors and a female to female adap

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Text - Then ..I waited until later that night. Like clockwork, the TV was on at full volume. I stood up on my bed, and SL OWLY unscrewed one of the connectors, just enough to cut off the signal to his room. The sound of loud static became the most satisfying thing I ever heard. It was then followed by "WHAT THE FUCK?!" on the other side of the wall, and then a lot of shouting, swearing, and banging on the innocent TV set. 30 seconds later I screw the connector back in. "BOUT TIME! PIECE Oʻ SHIT!

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Text - The shouting and banging continued and I just let it escalate for a couple minutes, to the point where he was just bellowing in impotent rage. He honestly sounded like a humiliated water buffalo that was somehow capable of making vaguely human speech-like vocalizations. He finally gave up and shut the TV off. 11:13pm. I screwed the connector back in and finally got a good night's sleep. FYI, this went on for 4 more days. On the 5th day, which also happened to be trash day (we set our plas

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Text - I chuckled, then I stood over the TV and bowed my head in a moment of solemn reflection. Farewell Emerson TV, you had to be sacrificed in the name of sanity, and peace and quiet. Wherever you end up, I hope you'll be in a better place.

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Tumblr Thread: A Rundown On A Rad Rock Collection


Anyone nerding out over something like rocks gets a win in our book. Fair to say that this rocks. 

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Rock - Though you may assume this is a Small Rock, it is in fact a very Large Rock, and also a very Heavy Rock, but most especially a very Square Rock, which is what makes it particularly cool.

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Product - reddpenn Anyway, do you guys want to see my Cool Rocks? This is my grandfather's rock. It is Probably a Garnet, which he mined out himself when he was in college studying to be a geologist.

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Finger - Here we have a rock which used to be a tree. This rock is petrified wood! It was one of my very first Cool Rocks!

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Organism - Speaking of rocks that used to be things that were not rocks, this rock is Petoskey stone! This rock used to be a coral. Let's get a good look at those patterns.

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Brown - Now that's a Cool Rock!

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Rock - Amethyst? It's an Okay Rock. If you are looking for an inexpensive rock to start your collection, amethyst is the way to go. It's a quartz with a deep purple color. A very nice, if average, rock.

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Mineral - Now citrine.. Citrine is a Cool Rock! It's a smoky quartz with a lovely honey color. The druzy on my chunk of citrine has a wonderful sparkle.

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Rock - This is my Amazonite! It grew that hexagon shape all by itself! This specimen is from Colorado.

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Chocolate - Look at this shiny little slice of rock! This rock is Tiger Iron, and those bands of red and orange glow beautifully with some light behind them. These different colored bands are made from Hematite (the dark silver), Jasper (the red- orange), and Tiger-Eye quartz (the yellow- orange).

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Green - Here's a rock you've probably seen before! This Cool Rock is Malachite. The patterns and rings are from the stalagmites this little egg was carved from.

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Adaptation - Whoa, look at this giant slab of Extremely Cool Rock!! These crystals formed in the cracks of fossilized mud, to make the awesome patterns in this geode of Septarian! This is my second best rock.

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Rock - This is my Best and most Favorite Cool Rock. In this dark room it's a dull little grey rock, but if I move it closer to the light...

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Rock - Those glints of gold! Those veins of blue! This rock is most certainly Labradorite, which changes color spectacularly when the light hits it just right. Let's put it in direct sunlight.

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Diamond - Yes!! YES! There it is!! The Best and Coolest Rock!!!!

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Employee Discovers Food Allergy At Company Potluck


This employee came to learn what constitutes a food allergy, a bit later than they might have expected. The tingling that their brain had registered as perfectly "normal" was an allergic response to the bananas they were eating. Their co-workers must've gotten a kick out of the revelation. 

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Text - TIFU by not realizing I'm allergic to bananas, and making my coworkers think l'm a dumbass M This didn't just happen, this was about a year ago when the staff in my office was 95% southern ladies over 65 years old. They were mostly retired, working part time as office staff. And they LOVED potlucks, they lived for them, to the point where we had one pretty much every month.

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Text - They honestly didn't need a reason to bring in a ton of food, and I had to problem eating it. The day the fuck up happened was a potluck day, and when I was putting my food in the break room fridge I saw someone had brought in a banana pudding. It was beautiful, covered in whipped cream in a pretty crystal dish, and you know it was made with grandma love. I love banana pudding, and made a mental note to save room for some.

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Text - So lunch time comes, and l'm sitting there with everyone surrounded by all the food, when I remember the banana pudding. I grab a huge bowl of it, and I see that there's also a layer of sliced banana mixed in with the pudding and wafers and whipped cream, and I've never had it with real banana before. So I start eating it, it's delicious of course, and I tell that to the lady who made it. And then I say "I've never had banana pudding with actual bananas in it! You'd think the tingling wou

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Text - Then the sweetest, oldest lady of the bunch leans over and pats me on the back and says "bless your heart, I think you're just allergic to bananas." For those who don't know, saying 'bless your heart' is southern lady speak for 'well you're an idiot, aren't you?. I finished the banana pudding, but they never let me live that day down. Sometimes I would come in and they would leave a banana on my desk as a reminder. Jokes on them though, l'd still eat them.

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Text - TL:DR I thought it was normal for your mouth to tingle after eating a banana. It turns out I'm just allergic to bananas and the old ladies I work with thought I was an idiot. Edit: Wow I can't believe how popular my fuck up got! Thanks for the gold! I mentioned this to the ladies who are still working in the office and they say thank you for making them internet famous!

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Employee Counteracts Annoying Coworker With Plants


Man, just picturing what this employee was going through with coworkers depositing stuff on their desk, is enough to bring the blood to boil. Fortunately, they were able to use some handy plants to offset the BS. Janet wasn't ready for the petty jungle. 

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/ezeebee • 1d Desks are for plants, not paperwork At my previous job, I had fridge and microwave. People congregated there while they were making their lunch, and sometimes just because they happened to meet each other next to my desk while they were both walking up the length of the office and stopped to have a conversation. This meant that the end of my desk became the dumping ground for the stuff that people were carrying but didn't want to hold while they had th

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Text - It didn't inconvenience me hugely most of the time, but I really hated the fact that people dumped stuff on the end of my desk while I was sitting there working without even asking "is it okay if I leave this here for a moment?". Plenty of people would put stuff down then walk off without it, meaning I had to either deal with it being there in my way or chase them down to give it back to them.

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Text - To counter this, and to annoy Janet in particular, I decided to completely block up that end of the desk, solely to stop people putting stuff on it. Over a few months (so as to not arouse suspicion), I bought houseplants and brought them to work, arranging them on my desk in various positions. Eventually I had created a complete fort of houseplants that covered the end of my desk. You could see Janet get visibly confused as she went to dump stuff on the end of my desk but found a jungle i

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Former Store Manager Deliberately Hires Thief As Replacement


This former store manager decided to get back at the place he used to work at by intentionally hiring a replacement that was a thief. The fact that the thief was hired and then left unsupervised was really the icing on the cake in this revenge. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + JOIN u/Colo1984 • 210d 1 I, as a former store manager, deliberately hired a thief as my replacement x post from O r/confession Original post TDLR: Abusive owners tried to get me to unknowingly hire my own replacement. Due to their behavior I hired a thief to replace me instead.

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Text - I was recently let go from my job as a store manager. The company I worked for was abusive to both me and my staff. Some examples (there are a lot more) would be: • The owners/upper management coming to the store and chasing the staff around while snapping their fingers and saying "You're not working hard enough! Go, go, go!" The owners/upper management coming to the store and telling me how fat X employee is. The owners/upper management spreading rumors about the staff and I.

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Text - The owners/upper management screaming at us over the phone loud enough that customers could hear it. A month or so before I was let go I had a pay dispute wherein I explained bluntly, but professionally, how they need to pay me because it's the right thing to do. They had promised extra pay above my salary for working hours I shouldn't have had to do because of something they did and then purposely did not pay me that money. Eventually they paid me but they REALLY didn't like that I stood

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Text - After this, I was strangely given permission to hire a staff for the store. I needed one so I happily posted an ad online and started interviewing people. It took a month but l finally found one I liked and called their references which came back average but good enough. A sales representative I knew saw the resume on my desk and told me I should call X business (which was not on the resume). I did and it turned out this person had been fired for theft of money and product (in the same in

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Text - A few days after deciding against the thief I was forwarded a resume from the owner that had stopped speaking to me. It was instructing me to interview the thief I decided against. But how did this owner get the thief's resume in their inbox? The ad was mine, and forwarded only to my email, and only I had the password to the account. I followed the link back to an ad that I didn't write and posted from a different account. This ad was for a store manager. A poor attempt at being sneaky. I

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Text - The owners are notoriously spiteful. But I know they are also lazy and don't do their due diligence. They think they are having me hire my own replacement without me knowing. So, I hired the thief as my "employee" while the owners, having already seen the thief's resume, sees them as a good fit for store manager. I vouched for the thief's references knowing they'd never call them themselves. 3 weeks later I was let go when I arrived at my store. The owners seemed confused by the big smile

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Text - The thief took over managing the store. Thanks to the new store hours the thief works 5 days a week, with no staff, open to close, unsupervised. 16.7k 377 1 Share

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Choosing Beggar Asks Man To Drive Hundreds Of Miles To Assess Soil


Alrighty, my dude, looking at the soil is not going to speed up the natural process of time, time needed to make those seeds grow. This is certainly one of the more wild curveballs that we've seen a choosing beggar throw. 

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Text - hello would need to talk to you about the seeds please hello I saw you accept the invitation are you ready to talk Hi mate, what's up? C you sent me seeds on your reddit post but it doesnt grow oh right, did you remember to add soil and water and time?

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Text - C YES i planted them, water no it has been raining, it is over a month well over since I planted them and nothing I'm sorry to hear that; I can send more if you want to try again? C Can you come and see it You mean come and look.. at the soil? Not sure how it would help! Mate are you on Reddit? C Yes correct, you sent the seeds in may

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Text - my friend you live in Chichester that is like 250 miles from my house C well you sent me the seeds I am trying to understand why they did not grow, I thought you can help I'm happy to help mate but I'm not driving 250 miles to look at some soil without anything growing in it C well me and my daughter have worked on this for nothing

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Text - im not sure what you want me to say tbh mate, I've given these seeds to dozens of people and this is the first time I've heard "nothing grew at all" C https://i.redd.it/rt06vj3n67331.jpg that's my garden C this is how it is meant to grow to look like Like I said mate, I'm not sure what you want from me. I can send more seeds or you may well find stuff comes up next year instead if you just wait.

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Text - C can i plant more seeds yeah l'll send some if you like C no different ones different ones in the same ground well yeah I guess so, no harm in banging some more on top C will you pay haha what

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Text - C will you pay for the seeds https://i.redd.it/rt06vj3n67331.jpg that's my garen again *garden yes I need seeds to make it look like if you can send the money I will get them alright mate l've got to go but look out for yourself on reddit, okay? what? on reddit

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