Sunday, July 26, 2020

Stupid Design Fails That Someone Thought Were Fine


And with the resounding deflating sound of a "yeah sure that'll do" a design fail is born. It's good that people build first and think later, or else there wouldn't be so many design fails that were someone's one job. Where would we be without prime fails from people not doing their jobs correctly? Well, probably in a more efficient and effective world; but it wouldn't be quite as much fun.

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Land vehicle - 000 YVES LĒVESQU PLUS PASSIONNÉ QUE JAMAIS Votons Yves LEVES

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Floor - HOW NOT TO DESIGNA BIKE-LANE ROUTE

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Asphalt - THIS HANDRAIL THIS DRAIN IS HIGHER THAN THE GROUND SURROUNDING IT

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Sink - NOT EXACTLY THE COLOR PATTERN YOU WANT TO SEE IN A BATHROOM

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Asphalt - FOOTBALL STADIUM SEAT

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Property - THIS COMPLETELY SECURE GATE

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Property

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Ball - s uos BM Wilson WS Wilson Staff THIS GOLF BALL

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Property - THIS OFFICE WINDOW

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Stairs - TRY TO COUNT THE STEPS ON THESE STAIRS

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Wood - THIS PEEPHOLE

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Infrastructure - 46 46 47 42 43 43 44 45 45 38 38 39 39 40 40 41 34 34 35 35 36 37 37 30 31 31 32 33 33 26 26 27 28 29 29 22 22 23 24 25 25 20 20 21 21 16 16 17 7 O 12 2 18 13

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Pencil - TOO COOL TO DO DRUGS COOL TO DO DRUGS DO DRUGS DRUGS

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Water transportation - NO SAFETY SMOKING FIRST

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Asphalt - MOST POINTLESS PEDESTRIAN CROSSING POINT CENGO INY

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Toilet brush - SURE IT'S CONVENIENT BUT AT WHAT COST? WORLD'S CRAPPIEST SHOWER

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Comedy Gold From Jurassic Park's Twitter Account


@JurassicPark2go might be our new favorite Twitter account. They put fun, modern, absurd spins on the Jurassic Park universe with hilarious tweets. For instance, the dinosaurs have unionized. They've also acquired a case of Four Loko. Can't even begin to imagine what kind of turmoil would ensue from that kind of development. A saucy, over-caffeinated dinosaur sounds like a recipe for destruction. 

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK e he We have decided to cancel today's dinosaur talent show after every single dinosaur wrote down "unthinkable chaos" as their talent

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK e the many guests are asking if dinosaurs are "different from dragons". we hear you and we are looking into it

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK we also have a pretty cool bug exhibit not that any of you care

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK running a little late today, so feel free to let yourself in. the passcode to the big gate is 565634 6:17 AM · 7/11/20 · Twitter for iPhone 924 Retweets and comments 13.3K Likes Jurassic Park Updates @Juras... · 4d v JURASIC PARK Replying to @JurassicPark2go sorry that's the passcode to the t rex cage. the passcode to the big gate is 565635 ♡ 12 27 113 3,357 Jurassic Park Updates @Jurass... · 4d v be there in about an hour. forget you s

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK the screaming is fine we just checked it out it was nothing

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK if anyone sees a dinosaur in like a random place let us know haha

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK the triceratops got killed so we have a temporary st. bernard

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK hey is anyone a lawyer haha

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK Hi thid is velocrsptpr. I lenaring ti tipe Nd spell

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK if you lost a loved one to a winged dinosaur today they have an unfair advantage so we'll give you a free admission tomorrow. if you lost someone to a dinosaur on legs sorry but we have legs too

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK a karen is here and she is demanding to speak to our manager we are going to tell her our manager is the t. rex haha

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK we just found out the t rex lived during the cretaceous period and not the jurassic period so now we have to shoot the t rex and Bill (the guy who made our logo)

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK Please do not try to befriend the velociraptors. Emotionally they take much more than they give

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK wow a dinosaur just tried to eat me. guests i can understand but staff should be off limits

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK warning: the velociraptors have acquired a case of four loko

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK due to backlash from several organizations, we are no longer trying to engineer a dinosaur with magnificent breasts

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK Should we get a mummy

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK "RAWR" does NOT mean "I love you" in dinosaur. They will take it as a threat XD

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK We mostly tweet about the velociraptors and the t rex because we don't know what the other ones are called

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK In a sense none of our Dinosaurs have ever "escaped" because society itself is just another, larger cage. fuck yeah that sounds so smart 7:11 PM · 7/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone 1,985 Retweets and comments 15.4K Likes Jurassic Park Updates @Juras.. · 12h v JURASIK PARK Replying to @JurassicPark2go but yeah like eighteen to nineteen dinosaurs are currently loose Q 33 27 434 7,016

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK accidents happen all the time chill out

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK There's a section of the park where we keep all the hot dinosaurs. We have a spinosaurus over there that is fine af and a parasaurolophus that can get it 11:59 AM · 7/14/20 · Twitter for iPhone 603 Retweets and comments 5,815 Likes

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK the dinosaurs have unionized

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Text - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK all the dinosaurs periods are finally synced up which is so so special <3 11:42 AM · 7/15/20 · Twitter for iPhone 449 Retweets and comments 6,083 Likes Jurassic Park Updates @Jurass... · 4h v JURASK PARK Replying to @JurassicPark2go a lot of people saying dinosaurs "lay eggs" so they don't have periods. ok ummm then explain all the blood everywhere 15 27299 4,485

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Font - Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK "Dinosaur" comes from the Greek word "dinosaur" meaning "dinosaur"

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Skillfully Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments


Sometimes it would take too much effort to do something the right way, so we resort to stunningly unprofessional "not my job" moments. We can't say we're proud of them, but boy do they save a whole lot of time. Sometimes it's actually harder to do it wrong. As long as there are annoying bosses and Friday afternoons, we'll have wonderfully incompetent "not my job" moments.

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Yellow

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Technology - Te Tren ... NICHVER MICAS HI Welcome to You can make a difference to myfuture ARN C BANTAY BATA 163 SM e3 XD POWER PLANT MALL

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Property

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Plumbing fixture

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Text - IS M CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP FOR BUILD NYC Department of Buildings Complaints By Address Click here for information on how to remove a Stop Work Order from your property Page: 1 of 1 BIN: 3004578 Block: 345 Lot: 26 View Vacate Order Complaints View Swo Complaints Looking for a list of complaint category codes or disposition codes? (Adobe Acrobat Reader required) Premises: 278 UNION STREET BROOKLYN 13 Total Complaint(s) Complaint Date Inspection Address Category Disposition Status Number Ent

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Property - Qneens Head Bar & Grill

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Room

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Atmospheric phenomenon

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Mouse - Kruidvat wireless mouse

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Electronic device - BBC R4 Rigorous anal DAB Charge RDS Low Batt. BAB Diginal Audio Broodasting DAB/FM Info Auto Tune Preset Favourite ERTS unologic Tuning O Press to Select

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Food - CACK WORLD Ce DINOSAUR A WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Smnal parts, Not for children under 3 yaars. 0-3

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Pipe

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Games - Original Japanese "Translation" Version 機界騎士アヴラム 先 MEKK-KNIGHT AVRAM E "Check THIS out!" FLOD-IPO16 [サイキック族/通常) 夏の光を呼護する者外せし屋を討っべく、満ばれしものに方を抗す。 夏の林に競がれし意太は新たな績となり層を絶ち切る割とならん。 [PSYCHIC/NORMAL] "Check THIS out!" ATK/2000 DEF/ ATK/2000 DEF/ 84754430 84754430 14 Edition 01996 KAZUKI TAKAHASHI

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Asphalt - Top quality work by Lancashire county council two wagons parked at Wellington road they filled the biggest hole and left the rest

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Water

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Property

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Motor vehicle - ES 5658 8 DERTHS -YEAR ON AS ROADS Vance Jackson Rd UTO LALE 566

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Water resources - The Buffalo News ... BN] 8 mins X NO PUBLISH BUFFALONEWS.COM Dummy test test headlineeee to test NO PUBLISH 15 3 Comments 2 Shares

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Mug

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Tree

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Road surface

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Product - Got Buffalo Wild Wings and they only sent us FUCKING SAUCES 8:20 PM · 7/3/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Om HISTORY ENCYCLOPEDIA WORLD WAR II

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Water - PROGAMA basuracero

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Grass - eLen:

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