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Friday, July 10, 2020

Stupid things Medical Patients Did That Made It Worse

For some reason tons of people think that the worst thing that can happen if you don't follow a doctors orders is that they'll get caught and be scolded. But no, there's an actual reason a medical professional tells you to do something. Medical professionals see through lying patients all the time, and patients still try to deny the stupid things they've done.

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Text - Notmiefault 3.1k points · 21 hours ago I work for a medical device company that makes bone screws. We had a patient sue us for faulty implants - apparently his screws broke less than a month after surgery. This is a big deal, and not just from a financial standpoint, so of course we launched a full investigation. Turns out the dumbass decided to play tackle football less than a month after his major back surgery. Our bone screws are strong, but not "tackle football" strong. His case was t

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Text - CRRT93 1.2k points · 22 hours ago Somebody lit up a cigarette (in a no smoking area) with a nasal cannula on, and lit their face on fire. Had to come right back into the ER.

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Text - babynursebb 1.0k points · 21 hours ago · edited 19 hours ago Not after leaving but this older gentleman had his wife bring him in n out the literal day after his open heart surgery. I couldn't believe it.

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Text - Anokant 781 points · 21 hours ago Guy was discharged from our emergency room and wanted a cab voucher to get downtown. We wouldn't give him one because he didn't meet our requirements. He walked outside, called 911, and told the ambulance to take him to a hospital downtown.

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Text - trekbette 45 points · 11 hours ago When I went through bariatric class, the instructor told a story of someone who, after surgery, ate a burrito on the way home from the hospital. They had to have another emergency surgery to fix the damage.

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Text - paperconservation101 71 points · 14 hours ago Okay this was me. I had finished a sleep study (as to which I barely slept and had to redo it). I was 6am and I was leaving the hospital. I walked into a glass wall, which was clearly a wall, it even had the visibility stickers on it, twice. Twice I bounced off the same wall in my attempt to leave the hospital.

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6 Absurd Things That Prove Hollywood Doesn’t Know Crap About Bathrooms

Our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a fresh installment in their weekly video series, "Your Brain On Cracked." This time they take a look at ridiculous movie moments that prove Hollywood doesn't know a thing about bathrooms.

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Tenant Stages Coup D'état On Terrible Landlord

Man, oh, man, this landlord sounds like they were a waking nightmare. Fortunately, the tenant knew their rights and was able to successfully overthrow the terrible landlord in court, to the tune of a six figure sum. On top of that, the tenant goes on to become the building manager. Talk about a fairytale ending.

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/someboringdude • 4y Coup d'é-tat at my old apartment building... A couple years back I moved into this real exclusive apartment building in the Miami Beach area. I had no clue at the time my landlord was a fascist dictator. After she took my deposit and we moved in the problems started . She had all sorts of crazy rules like shirts on for men at the pool , no talking on cell phones in the hallway, no overnight visitors and a whole list of shit she literally made up a

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Text - I knew she was fucked off in the head and we generally tolerated it until one day she decided kids were not allowed to play in the courtyard. She started harassing my son on a regular basis telling him he was not allowed to play in the courtyard. However I had an ace up my sleeve. See i took a real estate course a few years back and I knew that discrimination against kids in any way shape or form was against federal law.

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Text - Revenge time. I told my son to ignore her and play as much as he wants as late as he wants , granted he did his home work and his room was clean. One day she had enough and snapped even going as far as to scream at all the kids in the courtyard. She then knocked on every door who had a kid and informed them that playing in the courtyard by kids was not allowed. When she came to me I simply asked her to hand it to me in writing. She did.

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Text - Needless to say , I hired an attorney and won. 6 figure sum of which 30% went to my sons trust in his name. The owner of the building stood by her side the entire time and so rightfully the suit cost him the building. He was forced to sell the building. The new owner hired me as the building manager. I was the resident manager for over two years. Pro revenge.

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Totally Normal and Not Weird Antiques Roadshow Memes

Humor writer Keaton Patti has an interesting take on things, especially when it comes to evaluating items from antiques roadshow. The show holds a special place in our hearts, and it's made all the better with amazingly stupid and absurd edits, like these other antiques roadshow re-captions that make perfect sense.