Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Spelling Fails that Feel like a Kick in the Dictionary


People aren't that great at spelling. We get it, spelling is hard and and most of us don't actually need to be great at it to get our point across. But sometimes a misspelling just hits you in a certain way. Sometimes attempts at the English language go awry in a way that seem to make words the enemy.

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Text - く Tweet id high jean i hate people with bad high jean go take a shower 11/4/14, 10:50 PM high jean

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Text - 0000 Vodafone 4G 12:16 AM 56% ( Messages Harry Details Sounds Great! Ok, lets do it, without further of due! ??? further of due! ohhhhh do you mean without further adieu? Oh lol

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Text - There is no law that u have to wear a mask it's better to breath fresh air so ur ammunition system get use to it as for the mask I think it became a fashion statement stop being a germofobick 4 hr ago Thank Reply 6.

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Text - High Fideny star Jake Lays dot hee h of an a tr e Rtt magen PEOX NEWS no joke he is ur twin ME I mean I kinda get where you're coming from with head shape I think eye shape is pretty different though it is you don't even lie one of ur 7 double hangers

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Text - MAINTAIN CURRENT RESTRICTIONS IA KCCI NEWB i KCCI.COM Reynolds to end more mitigation restrictions starting May 1 SHARE ... Apr 27 at 12:32 • 8 Wow this is dumb well get ready for it to spread like wild flower 4 1 Share

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Motor vehicle - Dog or cat crate Message $7 It has a slight crack by the door but it is in good condition of her wise

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Mirror - 1 of 1 Womens Mid Evil Head Dress US $6.75 +US $10.90 Shipping or Best Offer Est. Delivery Sat, Jun 20 - Wed, Jun 24

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Dog - U looks so innocent but don't let him full you

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Text - "ay at 7:49 PM I think I have carpool tunnel and have been taking advil Today at 8:17 PM carpool tunnel Imfao

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Player - Throwback to when AJ Green got ejaculated for putting Ramsey in a choke hold 1.6M views

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Vehicle - $7:03 ? SINGER Futura $350 It's a singer sowing mushing Listed about an hour ago in Owens Cross Roads, AL

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Text - Ok shoot yourself coulda been pizza Monday Shoot Myself ??? Yeah I'm getting pizza You meant to say suit yourself Wait is that really how it's said Yes

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Text - May 3, 2020 Really pretty! It was super cute and l'm literally abscessed with it! Yes, I recommend this product.

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Text - NONEXISTENT DOOR DO NOT USE

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Text - 182259 ri 11:11 15 00:53 00:53 Vote 37 Share A Award 1h Defiantly an old lady. Reply 1h Defiantly an old lady. "Hey, why don't you stop being an old lady?" "Fuck you l'm gonna old lady even harder now." 56 +

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Text - Please take a bag & dispose of your famine products in the trash can. Thank you

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Green - Hi there I'm having no luck either.. I need a Effort David for divorce signed off could you help please 3h Like

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Text - Our cat brought a dead golfer to my sister while she was sleeping. She woke up to the cat purring and reached over to pet the cat. Her hand went instead to the golfer. 6w Like Reply Gopher, perhaps? A golfer is a human who plays golf. LOL 14 3w Haha Reply How did the cat kill the golfer? Wasn't that large for him? 5w Haha Reply Apparently it was not too big for our cat. I have no idea how he accomplished it. 4w Like Reply 3.

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Coil spring - $4 Infiniti m35 shock observers. Ho $150.00

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Text - 45 10 months ago I got caught with weed and cocaine. I got a mister meaner which I later got erased 1

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Text - Replying to and cuz they can't phantom spending that kind of money on sheets. for me that's car insurance 9:28 PM · Oct 15, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 4 Likes

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Material property - 21:54 Please follow local guidelines on staying at i home to help slow the spread of coronavirus (COVID-19) while buying and selling. Savannah banjo and case 5 string never been used emasculate condition £200 ono £200£250 Listed 11 hours ago in Dundee, Scotland Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Witty Jokes and Moments that are Technically Accurate


If you don't know the answer to something, why not see if you can get points for just being a smart ass about it? Being technically correct won't make you actually right, and it might make people think you're even dumber than before, but it's still worth a shot. When in doubt, be clever and literal.

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Text - Dame @DameCagz YOU CANT BUY HOT POCKETS YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS YOU ARE EXPECTED TO SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF. DONT BELIEVE THE LIES 4:25 AM 3/5/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Product - Hi. Are you still selling that truck? Yes Can you send a picture? Of the truck Dumbass Sorry

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Comics - Is this good for wasps? No, it kills them. Can you perform under pressure? No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody OPunHubOnline coffee or tea? coffee wrong it's tea My wife is going into labour what should i do? Is this her first child? PunubOreine No, this is her husband What's upstairs? SADANDUSELESS.COM Unfortunately the stairs don't talk. What is your favourite month? July Why july? I didn't lie

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Text - hawk @hawktherapper if both basketball teams just worked together they could score so many more points 3,166 2:29 AM - Apr 21, 2014 1,938 people are talking about this <>

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Text - luca @Lu_c_a01 serious question here; has anyone ever found a friend through twitter and actually met up with them? 20:41 · 14 May 20 · Twitter for iPhone 4,252 Retweets 76.6K Likes Bonk's Mullet @BonksMullet 1d Replying to @l_u_c_a01 Does my wife count 8 27 8 983 Kevin @AZWildcats9 · 11h If she can do basic math, then I'm sure she counts O 17 17 37 2,124

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Chocolate - Michael Barros @BarrosMichael21 My fiancé just asked me to come into the kitchen to see what they made. "It's a couch potato." 4:28 PM · 2020-05-15 · Twitter for iPhone 26K Retweets 132K Likes

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Terrestrial animal - Nature Is Scary @Thescarynature_ Komodo Dragon attacks poor goat The Don @JackedYoTweets Did you just assume the goat's economic status? >

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Font - Jlon2K @Jlonwavves Three bullets colliding Niall @niallmoran_· 1d These bullets collided in Gallipoli in 1916. The chances of this happening were one in a billion. Name something more unlikely to happen... Show this thread 7:38 pm · 07 May 20 · Twitter for iPhone 3,388 Retweets 37.2K Likes >

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Text - (((Sigourney Beaver))) @sigourneybeaver What a terrible gift. John Cena surprises 7-year-old boy with cancer on his birthday winnipegsun.com

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Text - MOUNT RUSHMORE, BEFORE IT WAS CARVED ITS NATURAL BEAUTY WAS UNPRESIDENTED

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Text - Google translate google ALL NEWS VIDEOS ВОOKS IMAGES English - detected birth control pills Edit Antibabypillen German Feedback

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Photo caption - Let this be the hour when we draw swords together. ER TFRONS O reddit Posted in r/nextfuckinglevel

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Vehicle - Me: I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered? Insurance: Yes. What did you hit? Ме: A fish.

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Blue - G5 G6 CTRL control now there was a spider on my desk but it's under

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Cartoon - Your alarm sound is technically your theme song since it plays at rhe start of every episode AVATAR

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Face - Gauri Khan No Hair !!! No makeup !!! Just my photography!!!! Ayeshw V @aw_e_shw Am I the only one who can see her hair?

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Text - Sister Derby @Derby30255691 Would you take a bullet for your partner? MOCH A E0 @Mickzo taking things that are not yours is theft > >

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Text - Marion I gaymer girl @bardsonly Replying to @2Taurean2U and @coffeespoonie One time a girl i was teaching informed me that lions were her favorite animal, upon being asked why she liked them, she responded with full confidence "they're not hippos" 11:05 AM 5/22/20 · Twitter for Android 90 Retweets 2,815 Likes

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Text - Todd Alcott @toddalcott PLANTS: imma wave my genitals in the air HUMANS: mmm fragrant Traducir Tweet 01:21 · 8/5/20 · Twitter Web App

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Photo caption - Friend: sorry the juice is a bit warm I didn't put it in the fridge Ме: Be a lot cooler if you did

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Furniture - Almost Four Chairs $15 Listed 2 days ago in Brisbane, QLD

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Text - mother (i Today 22:09 can you come out? yeah gimme a minute mom, i'm gay i know that silly.come out to the car. car, i'm gay

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Text - iris @irispompeii some earrings i ordered on aliexpress never arrived and they asked for photo evidence??? Retake Done

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